just now i was sitting here at my computer desk. i got stoned as fuck with yeilded some cotton mouth. there was a taco bell cup on my desk which i distinctly recalled being full of mountain dew watered down by melted ice.

needless to say this was not the case.

in retrospect, the amount of confidence with which i took the first sip out of that taco bell cup was really not appropriate. i take full responsibility for that.

right after that i remembered that this was the taco bell cup i spat some orange flavored listerine into. after it was in my mouth for a minute. why did i put it there. unfortunately, this was not before i swallowed a liberal mouthful of it.

my throat burns.

but it doesn't burn like warm piss does.

this is much more disgusting, im afraid

green chair to thread

At least you didn't fuck a cow...

^^ i already made that reference

i drank some orangish acrylic paint water which was sitting beside my orange juice during one early morning class. bad, but i'm guessing not as bad as urine.

hmm. i would say slightly less gross but probably way unhealthier.

must I choose

at least drink the listerine after the urine and/or paint

I drank a bee once

i drank a turdlion and a mistle

i wonder if you were to do like a pepsi challenge type deal where you're blindfolded and given three cups of piss to sip from if you would be able to determine which piss was your own.

is pee salty? i mean i would assume so...but i have no firsthand knowledge of the matter.

I drank a bee once

did it sting on the way down?

It buzzed around in my mouth and luckily I spit it out. I did swallow a couple of junebugs all the way down though.

i wonder if you were to do like a pepsi challenge type deal where you're blindfolded and given three cups of piss to sip from if you would be able to determine which piss was your own. you could probably do it with bums.

actually thats a great idea.

someone round up three bums willing to make a quick buck.


and i hate hate hate junebugs. they are the bane of my summertime existence. having long hair and getting one tangled up in it and hearing it's buzz in your ears as it tries to either burrow further in or free itself is one of the most unpleasant sensations i've ever encountered.

is pee salty? i mean i would assume so...but i have no firsthand knowledge of the matter.
yes

I read if you're a vegetarian drinking your own pee is supposed to be good for your gums, but I could never bring myself to do that..

I read if you're a vegetarian drinking your own pee is supposed to be good for your gums, but I could never bring myself to do that..

It's full of Vitamin P.

i have a friend who keeps beer and piss bottles around his room and gets so high he confuses the two. on a regular basis.

^^ i already made that reference

My bad, I couldn't remember who did it

i drank a cigarette once ya fucking lightweight

I once took a gulp of spit and previously chewed chewing tobacco.

I think I win guys.

thread needs a few bum fights videos

I once took a gulp of spit and previously chewed chewing tobacco.

I think I win guys.


yeah that's pretty sick.

i have a friend who keeps beer and piss bottles around his room and gets so high he confuses the two. on a regular basis.that's me, darlin'

gross, he almost drank mountain dew.

lol @ j u n e

gross, he almost drank mountain dew.

i'll take the crab juice

I read if you're a vegetarian drinking your own pee is supposed to be good for your gums, but I could never bring myself to do that..
and exactly how is this supposed to be good for you?

i have a friend who keeps beer and piss bottles around his room and gets so high he confuses the two. on a regular basis.

Your friend sounds pretty punk rock..... and like a complete fucking slob.

Your friend sounds pretty punk rock..... and like a complete fucking slob.fuck you. i thought were were bff

Dude calm down. I'll call you in a few when I get down to business.