View Full Version : Let me tell you something person about my life


sickbadthing
03-28-2007, 05:48 AM
My boyfriend and I are both trans men. Until me, he had only been with non-trans guys, that is, guys with erectable penises. I had been with other trans men, and women. I am used to cunts and like the ins and outs of them, the taste, the smell, and everything that comes with them. Especially ones enhanced with testosterone. I do not think my cunt is special in any regard, but he claims to smell a pungent funk. I have never had complaints from any other lovers. His distaste for my cunt means I never get oral, and barely ever get fucked by his hands and toys. I now wash before he touches me, but that doesn't seem to help much either. Do you think we are doomed?

sickbadthing
03-28-2007, 05:50 AM
I meant person so

fuck off

fuckin' cumdump

yo soy el mejor
03-28-2007, 06:02 AM
K. YA freak

Kahlo
03-28-2007, 06:03 AM
K. YA freak

shut up you little bitch :noway:

yo soy el mejor
03-28-2007, 06:06 AM
oh, im sorry. i guess i should say i complete understand and im sure he didnt get this from some perverted site. you're probs the only idiot to take this seriously.

fuck you, kahlo.

goodnight!

Kahlo
03-28-2007, 06:10 AM
Who said I'm taking it seriously? all i'm saying is that I should have put you and your moronic rambling on ignore a long time ago

sickbadthing
03-28-2007, 06:18 AM
You know, I don't even understand what I posted. I can't tell who has what.

Kahlo
03-28-2007, 06:23 AM
me neither, but it was amazing!! it hurt my head slightly

ChristHimself!
03-28-2007, 06:28 AM
I was amazed to find there are shemale ho's in amsterdam, now I'm determined to get one of my mates baked out his head and send him in to one.

smurfing
03-28-2007, 09:22 AM
can someone change this guy's username to gish lyrics?

cork_soaker
03-28-2007, 09:49 AM
whatever you do , don't tell anyone

Cool As Ice Cream
03-28-2007, 09:50 AM
qotsa?

yo soy el mejor
03-28-2007, 01:44 PM
fuck you, kahlo!

seven_seven
03-28-2007, 01:51 PM
the gentle art of keeping a secret

Aeroplane
03-28-2007, 02:08 PM
I was amazed to find there are shemale ho's in amsterdam, now I'm determined to get one of my mates baked out his head and send him in to one.

well, you can count me out. :erm:

alisonmonster
03-28-2007, 02:30 PM
i just noticed that yo soy el major's and ChristHimself's names are links when quoted- this is really fucked up Andrew. ChristHimself's name is linking me to a New Testament book on Amazon.

I sure can't wait til every thread on the Sp board links to a smashing pumpkins album.

cork_soaker
03-28-2007, 03:21 PM
the gentle art of keeping a secret
it's more of a lost art

Cool As Ice Cream
03-28-2007, 03:29 PM
HI CORKY!

http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/Croky-DCC.jpg

cork_soaker
03-28-2007, 03:32 PM
hello Iced Cream!
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/ice-cream-ch.jpg

yo soy el mejor
03-28-2007, 03:41 PM
HEY I CALLED HIM CORKY FIRST!
<img src="http://www.ivcc.edu/mathematics/schultz/corky.jpg">

Aeroplane
03-28-2007, 03:48 PM
http://www.downicreations.com/images/corky-med.jpg

Aeroplane
03-28-2007, 03:49 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/03/0328_sanjaya_rr_getty_wb.jpg

ravenguy2000
03-28-2007, 03:51 PM
SANGINA!!!

ChristHimself!
03-28-2007, 03:52 PM
ChristHimself's name is linking me to a New Testament book on Amazon.

Maybe it's time to make a change, heathen!!

Cool As Ice Cream
03-28-2007, 03:56 PM
HEY I CALLED HIM CORKY FIRST!
<img src="http://www.ivcc.edu/mathematics/schultz/corky.jpg">
are you sure?
when was that exactly?

ravenguy2000
03-28-2007, 03:57 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/03/0328_sanjaya_rr_getty_wb.jpg

http://i12.tinypic.com/2psnkup.gif
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http://i12.tinypic.com/2psnkup.gif
http://i11.tinypic.com/2luq9hw.gif
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http://i11.tinypic.com/2luq9hw.gif

Aeroplane
03-28-2007, 04:03 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

duovamp
03-28-2007, 04:15 PM
http://i11.tinypic.com/2luq9hw.gif

That is the greatest thing currently on all seven of the internets.

I Ate My Hamster
03-28-2007, 04:19 PM
Oh.

<body
background="http://forums.netphoria.org/photoalbum/albums/userpics/11339/rockdood.jpg">

I Ate My Hamster
03-28-2007, 04:24 PM
I need a tutorial.

I Ate My Hamster
03-28-2007, 04:25 PM
I need a tutorial.

I Ate My Hamster
03-28-2007, 04:27 PM
I need a tutorial.

I Ate My Hamster
03-28-2007, 05:02 PM
More than ever apparently.

Aeroplane
03-28-2007, 05:09 PM
Someone give this guy a tutorial!

I Ate My Hamster
03-28-2007, 05:34 PM
Someone give this guy a tutorial!

:)

Lie
03-28-2007, 08:48 PM
hello Iced Cream!
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/ice-cream-ch.jpg

Can I ice that cream for you?

sickbadthing
03-29-2007, 06:03 AM
<html><body background="http://forums.netphoria.org/photoalbum/albums/userpics/11339/rockdood.jpg"></html>

Nimrod's Son
03-29-2007, 06:11 AM
what castrated guy watches american fucking idol

sickbadthing
03-29-2007, 06:16 AM
I watched the very end last night to see if Sanjaya was still on since Stern started getting his fans to fuck with the show.

Nimrod's Son
03-29-2007, 06:19 AM
yeah, votefortheworst is catching on

besides, you're one of the few proven heterosexuals here

yo soy el mejor
03-29-2007, 10:46 AM
sixteen clumsy and shy
i went to london and i

beef curtains
03-29-2007, 12:23 PM
can i get a witness

uh uh

Geek USA
03-29-2007, 12:25 PM
I booked myself in at the y wca