We were driving around with our friend Melissa. We pulled over to give something to her friend. He told her that they needed to talk outside of the car. so they stood near the trunk and started humping :erm: we looked at eachother like wtf. so after a few minutes they got back inside the car and drove about two feet ahead and got out again and asked us to wait for 5 minutes. They went into an alley in did it :cry: we were UPSET. so fucking upset.seriosuly.
so ya knoiw.. they finiushed fucking.. and came bACK. THAT NIGGA LEFT AND MEli was like OH SHIT I CANT FIND MY GLASSES. we spent like an hbour lookinmg for them untik we were like fyuck this... lets just go drink. anyway, we're gona look for the tomorrow when the sun is up. lol fucking l... haahah she had to borrow geos glasses so she could drive, man, tHAT SHIT was gross. when we were lokking for them iu was like i better not touch any fucking semen.
burnt njal
03-13-2007, 03:31 AM
well thats disgusting
MusicMan4
03-13-2007, 03:32 AM
on second thought maybe im glad i dont have any friends
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 03:35 AM
on second thought maybe im glad i dont have any friends
:cry: it was bad.
burnt njal
03-13-2007, 03:37 AM
if she left the keys you should have driven off without them
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 03:40 AM
if she left the keys you should have driven off without them
she took them. her phone kept riging and we hung up on her friends though.
MusicMan4
03-13-2007, 03:41 AM
you should have told them what she was doing!
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 03:42 AM
man one of the guys is called melvin ****** always calls him merlin. it's hilarious. she said he looked like rick moranis!
<img src="http://www.ecto-web.org/~spookcentral/cast_crew_rick_moranis.jpg">
i bet this ho was the girl who told geo about buying douche
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 03:56 AM
fuck you, jesse.
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 03:57 AM
i bet this ho was the girl who told geo about buying douche
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wHATcOLOR
03-13-2007, 04:03 AM
why did you say fuck you to me?
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 04:09 AM
because that picture sucks.. but fuck you is a bit harsh. I just ugh that kinda stuff gets annoying fast ya know. why is it that all you've done lately is post pictures of the same stuff in every thread?
brendo_91
03-13-2007, 04:27 AM
fucking in alleyways is fun. you should all try it sometime.
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 04:29 AM
fucking in alleyways is fun. you should all try it sometime.
ARE YOU A GAY?
- ****** AND GEO
Warsaw
03-13-2007, 04:45 AM
ARE YOU A GAY?
- ****** AND GEO
Probably a natural gay. :rofl:
wHATcOLOR
03-13-2007, 04:56 AM
what sucks about that picture?
hello boys
burnt njal
03-13-2007, 04:57 AM
it's just koontz' venom spreading. dont try to fight it
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 04:59 AM
ok faggots. hey, jason. wher3e r u?
- ******.
wHATcOLOR
03-13-2007, 04:59 AM
hhahaha. :)
wHATcOLOR
03-13-2007, 04:59 AM
edit: that was to alex
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 04:59 AM
but dean r kootz hates jesse.
wHATcOLOR
03-13-2007, 05:00 AM
that is unfortunate, i'm a fan of that guy
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 05:11 AM
yeah it hurts to be in that kind of situation
wHATcOLOR
03-13-2007, 05:17 AM
nothing we can do about it though huh
burnt njal
03-13-2007, 05:18 AM
you could always register a new username and post in broken english
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 05:21 AM
SHUT THE fuck up, sister m'bqter
- ******.
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 05:22 AM
nothing we can do about it though huh
I don't think so jesse although i have gotten people to like me after they hated my guts around here..
try harder.
MusicMan4
03-13-2007, 05:24 AM
trying too hard is exactly what dean_r_koontz detests
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 05:26 AM
try harder not to try too hard is what im trying to say YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING.
i think that was topped anyway when i met a girl on adult friend finder
brendo_91
03-13-2007, 06:53 AM
ARE YOU A GAY?
- ****** AND GEO
quite straight, i can assure you!
what's wrong with alleyways? its not like i was in the woods with a guy i'd never met before, or anything.
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 06:55 AM
oh eulogy :(
anyhow i dont think the alley is a good place to have sex neither is a bathroom, cause there's a toilet and shit.
brendo_91
03-13-2007, 07:02 AM
alleyways are exciting because of the chance of getting caught. its not quite public, but it's not at all private.
not for everyone. i sort of planted the idea in this girl's head as a joke and whadda ya know, a week later, there we were.
but yeah, toilet sex? nasty idea.
Ever
03-13-2007, 07:04 AM
anyhow i dont think the alley is a good place to have sex neither is a bathroom, cause there's a toilet and shit.Sometimes they'll remember to flush so it's good.
Geek USA
03-13-2007, 07:14 AM
Sometimes they'll remember to flush so it's good.
:rofl: that's not what i meant.
but seeing a toilet really does ruin an intimate moment.
brendo_91
03-13-2007, 08:23 AM
but seeing a toilet really does ruin an intimate moment.