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dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:20 AM
nimrods son
avian chaos
trotskillicious
karl konnor
dean_r_koontz
yo soy el mejor
to starla
spring
geek usa
twice
ohnoit'sbonnie
mayfuck
barden
bardy
whatcolor
ropeylopey

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:20 AM
the scale is 1-10 and the best looking person of them all gets a 10.

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:22 AM
one female 10 and one male 10 ok here i go

nimrods son 3
avian chaos 3
trotskillicious 2
karl konnor 8
dean_r_koontz 10
yo soy el mejor 7
to starla 8
spring 10
geek usa 5
twice 7
ohnoit'sbonnie 3
mayfuck 2
barden 8
bardy 6
whatcolor 9
ropeylopey 3

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:23 AM
i'd like to smash ropeylopey in the face.

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:24 AM
with some sort of tennis raque't

celluloid_love
02-02-2007, 10:24 AM
ohnoitsbonnie is more than 1 point higher than mayfuck dude

Trotskilicious
02-02-2007, 10:24 AM
do you really have to hurt meeeeeeeeeee?
do you really have to make me cry?

j u n e
02-02-2007, 10:27 AM
this thread doesnt deliver without pictures to back up the ratings amiroight



especially since the culture club ref.

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:27 AM
ohnoitsbonnie is more than 1 point higher than mayfuck dude

i was judging males relative to other males.

Rarely
02-02-2007, 10:29 AM
i need pics idiot

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:31 AM
this thread doesnt deliver without pictures to back up the ratings amiroight



especially since the culture club ref.

i can't be bothered, if you're not a complete NOOOB (nudge nudge) then you know what these people look like. ah i remember a black and white picture of spring from a meetup with other netphorians. mmmm

j u n e
02-02-2007, 10:33 AM
i have come across most of 'em, but not you, which works out..cause now i have the freedom to assume your looks are congruent to your posts.

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:35 AM
and how would a guy like me look, judging by my posts?

Toby
02-02-2007, 10:36 AM
nimrods son - 8
avian chaos - 5
trotskillicious - 8
karl konnor - 10
dean_r_koontz - 1
yo soy el mejor - 5
to starla - 1
spring - 5
geek usa - 6
twice - 5
ohnoit'sbonnie - 1
mayfuck - 7
barden - 4
bardy - 7
whatcolor - 8
ropeylopey - 6

Rarely
02-02-2007, 10:37 AM
nimrods son - 8
avian chaos - 5
trotskillicious - 8
karl konnor - 10
dean_r_koontz - 1
yo soy el mejor - 5
to starla - 1
spring - 5
geek usa - 6
twice - 5
ohnoit'sbonnie - 1
mayfuck - 7
barden - 4
bardy - 7
whatcolor - 8
ropeylopey - 6


*slurp slurp*

Toby
02-02-2007, 10:38 AM
thirsty?

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:38 AM
you can't seriously give to starla 1, at least try not to be controled by your raging, dumb guy hormones.

Toby
02-02-2007, 10:39 AM
Starla is probably one of the worst netphorians ever. So she gets a 1

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 10:40 AM
this was about looks, have you forgot that 3 minutes after reading the thread title?

barden
02-02-2007, 10:42 AM
Aw, Toby is kinda luke warm about me now, I guess.
Despite all those private messages indicating the contrary, eh?

;)

Thanks for the 8 up there too mate. I'm going tolet this go to my head and parade around doing the double guns to all teh ladiez.

j u n e
02-02-2007, 10:43 AM
and how would a guy like me look, judging by my posts?

asking questions like that, 5 at the most.

Toby
02-02-2007, 10:45 AM
this was about looks, have you forgot that 3 minutes after reading the thread title?
you only said the best looking person gets a 10. You didn't say rate everyone based on looks.

Toby
02-02-2007, 10:47 AM
Aw, Toby is kinda luke warm about me now, I guess.
Despite all those private messages indicating the contrary, eh?

;)

Thanks for the 8 up there too mate. I'm going tolet this go to my head and parade around doing the double guns to all teh ladiez.
what private messages

barden
02-02-2007, 10:47 AM
well, the topic title kinda implies it.

What are you saying about my posts, TOBY???

:(

Toby
02-02-2007, 10:48 AM
i don't see you post often so i rated you low. You are quite handsome tho ;)

barden
02-02-2007, 10:48 AM
what private messages

I was kidding around, squire.
Hmm....
We're not tite like we was, yo.

celluloid_love
02-02-2007, 10:48 AM
also, i think id give twice 8

barden
02-02-2007, 10:49 AM
i don't see you post often so i rated you low. You are quite handsome tho ;)

Oh, I can take hits on my looks, but not my warm fuzzy personality. I’m much akin to a kitten in many aspects. On the inside (except bigger, and slightly different bone structure. And less canines and claws and things).

Trotskilicious
02-02-2007, 11:08 AM
My balls are so huge they give me problems when I put on my pants in the morning.

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 11:11 AM
i can't believe you failed to understand the concept of this thread toby

???
02-02-2007, 11:13 AM
haha. this thread needs a more comprehensive list. a dozen people is hardly enough to get a good flame war going

j u n e
02-02-2007, 11:28 AM
shut up, ugly

???
02-02-2007, 11:47 AM
http://www.moviefans.de/goonies/img/sloth.jpg

who, me??

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 11:50 AM
judging by j u n e s posts, i draw the conclusion that she's a 45 year old guipsy who's suffering from anapesia.

j u n e
02-02-2007, 11:58 AM
mas o menos, senor.

que es anapesia?

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 12:10 PM
alopecia, i mixed up the swedish term with the english one.

HorseflyKing
02-02-2007, 12:18 PM
My balls are so huge they give me problems when I put on my pants in the morning.
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e269/genghis8/mr_belvedere.jpg

j u n e
02-02-2007, 12:22 PM
well, i guess you can call me a gypsy, but i dont look old, g.

fuck sweden.

Karl Connor
02-02-2007, 12:26 PM
fuck you j u n e

you dont know sweden. you dont know what it can do

j u n e
02-02-2007, 12:28 PM
dont be bitter just because youre alone

HorseflyKing
02-02-2007, 12:30 PM
HorseflyKing: 11!

smashingjj
02-02-2007, 12:31 PM
nimrods son 6
avian chaos 8
trotskillicious 7
karl konnor - no idea
dean_r_koontz 6
yo soy el mejor 7.5
to starla 9
spring 9.5
geek usa 7.5
twice 9
ohnoit'sbonnie 8
smashingjj 10
mayfuck 7
barden 7
bardy 7
whatcolor 8.5
ropeylopey 7.5

Karl Connor
02-02-2007, 12:32 PM
dont be bitter just because youre alone

sorry for getting upset. its just that i kind of snap when people talk shit about my country

yo soy el mejor
02-02-2007, 12:33 PM
Pêche, pomme, poire, abricot
Y’en a une, y’en a une
Pêche, pomme, poire, abricot
Y’en a une qui est en trop
C’est l’abricot qui est en trop.

celluloid_love
02-02-2007, 12:33 PM
nimrods son 6
mayfuck 7

what

j u n e
02-02-2007, 12:34 PM
i kind of snap when people talk shit about my country

really? well i love it!!1

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40656000/jpg/_40656678_flag_afp_203body.jpg

smashingjj
02-02-2007, 12:46 PM
what
i'm not kissing ass, this is a serious list

bardy
02-02-2007, 12:58 PM
I dont see why nimrod's son got ranked higher than me

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 01:00 PM
well, i guess you can call me a gypsy, but i dont look old, g.

fuck sweden.

just attitude and no substance. it must be the drugs, you have to feed the habit and the struggle to stay afloat is wearing you down.

j u n e
02-02-2007, 01:02 PM
no substance. it must be the drugs,

baking powder? that does not. make. sense.


dont presume you know me, sir. :)

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 01:04 PM
if you lived in sweden, you'd been taken care of by the authorities to get back on track, since you live in the us, the only way forward is crack addiction and whoring.

j u n e
02-02-2007, 01:06 PM
.

Karl Connor
02-02-2007, 01:06 PM
americans acount for most drug activity and violent crime in mother sweden

its like a cockroach problem

yo soy el mejor
02-02-2007, 01:06 PM
you guys sound like an old couple

Karl Connor
02-02-2007, 01:11 PM
you and alex should come visit us in sweden sometime

Karl Connor
02-02-2007, 01:12 PM
im getting a flat in rotterdam that's pretty nice and has an extra bedroom

j u n e
02-02-2007, 01:13 PM
what part of "i like it when people diss america" did you meatball-loving gentlemen misinterpret?

down with the empire, etc. etc.

if you want a flamewar youll have to do better than that.

Rarely
02-02-2007, 01:14 PM
terrible thread

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 01:14 PM
you guys sound like an old couple

i'd also be pissed if i averaged around 6 when people rate my looks.

j u n e
02-02-2007, 01:16 PM
terrible thread

:banging:

Karl Connor
02-02-2007, 01:16 PM
what part of "i like it when people diss america" did you meatball-loving gentlemen misinterpret?

down with the empire, etc. etc.

if you want a flamewar youll have to do better than that.

why dont you go bomb some middle eastern countries and watch what you call "football"

cork_soaker
02-02-2007, 01:17 PM
i'd also be pissed if i averaged around 6 when people rate my looks.
are you an angry person?

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 01:17 PM
what part of "i like it when people diss america" did you meatball-loving gentlemen misinterpret?

down with the empire, etc. etc.

if you want a flamewar youll have to do better than that.

you're a wreck because of the nasty stuff we've written so far, don't try to pretend that you're not deeply hurt.

cork_soaker
02-02-2007, 01:18 PM
shit, i don't recall if dean r koontz looks better with or without the 'stach

yo soy el mejor
02-02-2007, 01:18 PM
:love: :love: :love:

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 01:19 PM
are you an angry person?

i'm sure you're mentally stable and happy, good for you.

j u n e
02-02-2007, 01:19 PM
are you an angry person?

:mad: no

cork_soaker
02-02-2007, 01:20 PM
what i'm trying to say here is that i'm the most handsomest and most beautifulest

cork_soaker
02-02-2007, 01:20 PM
i'm sure you're mentally stable and happy, good for you.

when i'm on the upside of my mania, yes, everything is fantastic.

Andy /
02-02-2007, 01:22 PM
nimrods son- 47,000
avian chaos- google
trotskillicious- Pi
karl connor- bajillion
dean_r_koontz- negative 84
yo soy el mejor- eleventy
to starla- Zero
spring- Four score and seven years
geek usa- 10 Geek USA is on a distinguished road
twice- $1,000,000
ohnoit'sbonnie- 9/11
mayfuck- 69
barden- 1 ruble
bardy- 36DD
whatcolor- 1234567890987654321
ropeylopey- 666

bardy
02-02-2007, 01:24 PM
son of a bitch I looked up everyones pictures and posted them and then someone came into my office and I tried to post it but apparently it didnt work

Trotskilicious
02-02-2007, 01:25 PM
I get a three on your list. God. My tears are going to fill a very sad ocean all because of this thread.

cork_soaker
02-02-2007, 01:28 PM
I get a three on your list. God. My tears are going to fill a very sad ocean all because of this thread.
the ocean will remain indifferent

cork_soaker
02-02-2007, 01:29 PM
....i mean..... cheer up!

dean_r_koontz
02-02-2007, 01:30 PM
i've actually got worse average grade than you trotskillicious, so there's no need to be alarmed. like i've said earlier, i have a problem walking down the streets without getting hassled for sexual favours.

Andy /
02-02-2007, 01:38 PM
I get a three on your list. God. My tears are going to fill a very sad ocean all because of this thread.

<img src=http://paowang.com/blog/redrocks/upload/panda_sad.jpg>

mpp
02-02-2007, 05:07 PM
nimrods son
avian chaos
trotskillicious
karl konnor
dean_r_koontz
yo soy el mejor
to starla
spring
geek usa
twice
ohnoit'sbonnie
mayfuck
barden
bardy
whatcolor
ropeylopey

the only one i've met in real life is maggie and i'd give her a 9

she's really pretty and a cool chick; plus her mom and brother rule (her mom drank an IPA and said "now this is real beer")

smashingjj
02-02-2007, 05:09 PM
climb onto my love rocket
you no need put hole in your socket

Mayfuck
02-02-2007, 05:13 PM
j u n e probably needs to take about 4 or 5 more units at Boarding University before she can post here again.

Mayfuck
02-02-2007, 05:13 PM
i'm just kidding. A boarding GED is good enough for Netphoria.

pwr lvl ovr9000
02-02-2007, 06:08 PM
ive uploaded all your pictures to hotornot and facethejury, the race is on

the
02-02-2007, 07:31 PM
how rude


nimrods son - 4
avian chaos - 7
trotskillicious - 5
karl konnor - dunno
dean_r_koontz - dunno
yo soy el mejor - 7
to starla - dunno
spring - dunno
geek usa - 7
twice - 9 with dark hair :o
ohnoit'sbonnie - aw 8
mayfuck - 8
barden - 9.8 (blondies are not that hott)
bardy - i dunno
whatcolor - 7
ropeylopey - 8

the
02-02-2007, 07:32 PM
the only one i've met in real life is maggie and i'd give her a 9

she's really pretty and a cool chick; plus her mom and brother rule (her mom drank an IPA and said "now this is real beer")


man, i was right.

ravenguy2000
02-02-2007, 07:34 PM
My balls are so huge they give me problems when I put on my pants in the morning.

pics

bardy
02-02-2007, 07:38 PM
sorry

bardy
02-02-2007, 07:41 PM
dear god sorry, multiple post

bardy
02-02-2007, 07:41 PM
this is what I look like in case you forgot:
<img src="http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f148/vipbrj/untitled3.jpg?t=1170459618">

neopryn
02-02-2007, 09:55 PM
since i'm unattractive myself i'm the most qualified for this

nimrods son - 4
avian chaos - 7
trotskillicious - good beard, 4.5
karl konnor - 7
dean_r_koontz - 8.5
yo soy el mejor - 8
to starla - don't know
spring - 10
geek usa - 5.5
twice - not sure, attrractive i think
ohnoit'sbonnie - i don't know and she's 15 anyway.
mayfuck - 5
barden - 9
bardy - 8
whatcolor - 8
ropeylopey - 7.5

edit: REVISED

Karl Connor
02-02-2007, 10:15 PM
this is why i never wanted my picture on here and dont plan to expose myself on here anymore.

i dont like my picture being taken period but it makes me feel like an ass when i have to turn down group photos

Nimrod's Son
02-02-2007, 10:15 PM
trotskillicious - the only picture i've ever seen is that wrigley field one which is like 7 years old.

http://a556.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_6dff7569b2758101757e80e4ccb7f59b.jpg

Mayfuck
02-02-2007, 10:16 PM
You guys have some low standards. Honest opinon time.

nimrods son - 2.1
avian chaos - 7.0
trotskillicious - 3.5
karl konnor - 5.8
dean_r_koontz - 6.7
yo soy el mejor - 10.0 (8.5)
to starla - 6.2
spring - 5.5
geek usa - 4.6
twice - 5.4
ohnoit'sbonnie - 4.3
mayfuck - 0.1
barden - 6.4
bardy - 3.9
whatcolor - 10.0 (8.4)
ropeylopey - 5.6

Mayfuck
02-02-2007, 10:17 PM
did sweeney lose weight? he's looking pretty handsome these days.

Karl Connor
02-02-2007, 10:18 PM
its like staring into the eyes of my father ...

RopeyLopey
02-02-2007, 10:22 PM
this is why i never wanted my picture on here and dont plan to expose myself on here anymore.

i dont like my picture being taken period but it makes me feel like an ass when i have to turn down group photosdid spring meet you?

Nimrod's Son
02-02-2007, 10:25 PM
good beard
it doesn't even connect!

neopryn
02-02-2007, 10:27 PM
i'm impressed by literally any kind of facial hair due to my personal difficulties with it.

Nimrod's Son
02-02-2007, 10:32 PM
i shouldn't have shaved my beard last week. i might have scored higher :(

Karl Connor
02-02-2007, 10:45 PM
did spring meet you?

nah i dont think she was too keen on meeting some strange dude on the internet. i dont hold it against her

RopeyLopey
02-02-2007, 10:55 PM
nah i dont think she was too keen on meeting some strange dude on the internet. i dont hold it against herhm, that would be actually one of the few things I'd have asked her about the trip - what you are like IRL.

Mayfuck
02-03-2007, 12:23 AM
craig is a decent guy at least until you piss him off. then he's a raging maniac.

Mayfuck
02-03-2007, 12:43 AM
nimrods son - 2.1, really just slobby and ugly looking only outmatched by his ugly personality. slobbering, pathetic womanizing predator. embodiment of male scum. i should really lower his score

avian chaos - 7.0, pretty cute but the height thing and her buffness bothers me.

trotskillicious - 3.5, he seems to have trimmed down and the beard gives him that intellectual handsomeness. i should raise his score but i'm too lazy. if he trimmed down more it would def bring his score up but i dont hink he has a natural attractiveness that would ever get him more thna 7.

karl konnor - 5.8, i haven't seen many pics of him but in each one he reminded me of some teen early 90s sitcom star. and that isn't really good. i would raise an entire point if he were 9 inches taller

dean_r_koontz - 6.7, got a good looking, intellectual guy face but he doesn't do much with it. he keeps himself plain. could be near 8 if he wanted to

yo soy el mejor - 10.0 (8.5), ****** is really pretty. i think she'd be pretty stunning if she had nicer eyes. her beady squirrel eyes althoguh cute kinda prevent her from being closer to a 9

to starla - 6.2, i kinda dont' remember how she looks. i should really lower her score now that i think about it

spring - 5.5, kinda plain in all respects. some exagerrated facial features prevent her from being more than a 7. but better plain than ugly.

geek usa - 4.6, cute sometimes and not so much others. potential above 8 but she would need a lot of improvemnet

twice - 5.4, good natural face but her whole style really brings her down. that burnout look. thats just a subjective thing though and its really not my thing. could be so much better.

ohnoit'sbonnie - 4.3, tomboyishness is really cute as a teen but it doesn't age well. unfortunately she has probably already hit her peak as far as attractiveness goes.

mayfuck - 0.1, a bit of an exagerration but i know i'm not better looking than anyonehere with the exception of nimrod. my face is too compact, my nose is ugly, my eyebrows are brutish and my hair is a lost cause. also incredibly overweight. i'm an ugly guy but i'm usually not THE ugliest guy in a room full of people. case in point nimrod.

barden - 6.4, really could be an amazing looking guy but dresses like every other guy. really doesn't put any effort into the way he looks. if he can clean himself up nicely he could hover around a 9, you know something mature and sophisticate.d

bardy - 3.9, weird skin tone that doesn't match her face and small face really works against her. those are things you can't really fix so i dont see much she can do. but what do i know everyone else here seems to think she's the bomb. i've always liked her for much different reasons though.

whatcolor - 10.0 (8.4), really good looking guy. very tom cruise-esque. i would have sex with him if i were gay. few minor flaws.


ropeylopey - 5.6, slight trace of handsomeness that keeps him above a 5, but overall creepy jaunt features look almost overrides it. but a lot of people like that so once again what do i know.

RopeyLopey
02-03-2007, 01:25 AM
Julio can you please tell me what do you mean by creepy jaunt features? I had to look up the 'jaunt' word in my vocabulary, and it says it means 'happy, elegant, fitting, free-minded'. Somehow I don't think any of this was on your mind.

Karl Connor
02-03-2007, 01:42 AM
normally i would probably be hurt by being rated a 5.8 but fortunately i'm well aware of mayfuck's hypercritical nature.

pwr lvl ovr9000
02-03-2007, 02:12 AM
i saw a guy at work today that looked just like julio. i had never seen him before but i felt like i had known him forever. i gave him a big smile and said hello as i walking up the stairs and he was walking down. then i looked over the balcony and watched him walk away. i thought about how much he looked like julio and i laughed. totally cool!

yo soy el mejor
02-03-2007, 02:15 AM
that was me. whoops.

Mayfuck
02-03-2007, 02:43 AM
Julio can you please tell me what do you mean by creepy jaunt features? I had to look up the 'jaunt' word in my vocabulary, and it says it means 'happy, elegant, fitting, free-minded'. Somehow I don't think any of this was on your mind.

haha i simply do not pay attention when i type. i meant to spell gaunt

Mayfuck
02-03-2007, 02:45 AM
normally i would probably be hurt by being rated a 5.8 but fortunately i'm well aware of mayfuck's hypercritical nature.

well its all subjective and bias. its my definition of attractiveness and what may be right for you may not be right for some as a legendary folk song once said.

Mayfuck
02-03-2007, 02:47 AM
that was me. whoops.

haha. i kinda had wished it was from alex tho :/

if he were on the list i'd give him an 8.5 ;)

yo soy el mejor
02-03-2007, 02:49 AM
he dont have a job

Trotskilicious
02-03-2007, 06:37 AM
I lost the beard guys. I was trying to trim it with scissors and I lopped off too much on the left side. The right side looked excellent though. I always fuck up the left side of my beard for some reason.

A beard is not just facial hair, it's a hobby.

I'm Hardcore
02-03-2007, 08:57 AM
link to the album please?

dean_r_koontz
02-03-2007, 10:49 AM
craig is a decent guy at least until you piss him off. then he's a raging maniac.

i think that's called integrity. i bet you've talked to him over aim, insulted him and then wanted to be friends again but got a finger up your left nostril as a response.

yo soy el mejor
02-03-2007, 01:21 PM
im going to search for julio again 2day

dean_r_koontz
02-03-2007, 02:24 PM
normally i would probably be hurt by being rated a 5.8 but fortunately i'm well aware of mayfuck's hypercritical nature.

ok i retract my previous statement, this is out of line and karl konnor is obviously on the brink of insanity. calm down before someone gets hurt.

yo soy el mejor
02-04-2007, 01:36 AM
he was wearing a football jersey