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dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:20 AM nimrods son
avian chaos
trotskillicious
karl konnor
dean_r_koontz
yo soy el mejor
to starla
spring
geek usa
twice
ohnoit'sbonnie
mayfuck
barden
bardy
whatcolor
ropeylopey
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:20 AM the scale is 1-10 and the best looking person of them all gets a 10.
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:22 AM one female 10 and one male 10 ok here i go
nimrods son 3
avian chaos 3
trotskillicious 2
karl konnor 8
dean_r_koontz 10
yo soy el mejor 7
to starla 8
spring 10
geek usa 5
twice 7
ohnoit'sbonnie 3
mayfuck 2
barden 8
bardy 6
whatcolor 9
ropeylopey 3
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:23 AM i'd like to smash ropeylopey in the face.
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:24 AM with some sort of tennis raque't
celluloid_love 02-02-2007, 10:24 AM ohnoitsbonnie is more than 1 point higher than mayfuck dude
Trotskilicious 02-02-2007, 10:24 AM do you really have to hurt meeeeeeeeeee?
do you really have to make me cry?
j u n e 02-02-2007, 10:27 AM this thread doesnt deliver without pictures to back up the ratings amiroight
especially since the culture club ref.
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:27 AM ohnoitsbonnie is more than 1 point higher than mayfuck dude
i was judging males relative to other males.
Rarely 02-02-2007, 10:29 AM i need pics idiot
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:31 AM this thread doesnt deliver without pictures to back up the ratings amiroight
especially since the culture club ref.
i can't be bothered, if you're not a complete NOOOB (nudge nudge) then you know what these people look like. ah i remember a black and white picture of spring from a meetup with other netphorians. mmmm
j u n e 02-02-2007, 10:33 AM i have come across most of 'em, but not you, which works out..cause now i have the freedom to assume your looks are congruent to your posts.
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:35 AM and how would a guy like me look, judging by my posts?
nimrods son - 8
avian chaos - 5
trotskillicious - 8
karl konnor - 10
dean_r_koontz - 1
yo soy el mejor - 5
to starla - 1
spring - 5
geek usa - 6
twice - 5
ohnoit'sbonnie - 1
mayfuck - 7
barden - 4
bardy - 7
whatcolor - 8
ropeylopey - 6
Rarely 02-02-2007, 10:37 AM nimrods son - 8
avian chaos - 5
trotskillicious - 8
karl konnor - 10
dean_r_koontz - 1
yo soy el mejor - 5
to starla - 1
spring - 5
geek usa - 6
twice - 5
ohnoit'sbonnie - 1
mayfuck - 7
barden - 4
bardy - 7
whatcolor - 8
ropeylopey - 6
*slurp slurp*
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:38 AM you can't seriously give to starla 1, at least try not to be controled by your raging, dumb guy hormones.
Starla is probably one of the worst netphorians ever. So she gets a 1
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 10:40 AM this was about looks, have you forgot that 3 minutes after reading the thread title?
barden 02-02-2007, 10:42 AM Aw, Toby is kinda luke warm about me now, I guess.
Despite all those private messages indicating the contrary, eh?
;)
Thanks for the 8 up there too mate. I'm going tolet this go to my head and parade around doing the double guns to all teh ladiez.
j u n e 02-02-2007, 10:43 AM and how would a guy like me look, judging by my posts?
asking questions like that, 5 at the most.
this was about looks, have you forgot that 3 minutes after reading the thread title?
you only said the best looking person gets a 10. You didn't say rate everyone based on looks.
Aw, Toby is kinda luke warm about me now, I guess.
Despite all those private messages indicating the contrary, eh?
;)
Thanks for the 8 up there too mate. I'm going tolet this go to my head and parade around doing the double guns to all teh ladiez.
what private messages
barden 02-02-2007, 10:47 AM well, the topic title kinda implies it.
What are you saying about my posts, TOBY???
:(
i don't see you post often so i rated you low. You are quite handsome tho ;)
barden 02-02-2007, 10:48 AM what private messages
I was kidding around, squire.
Hmm....
We're not tite like we was, yo.
celluloid_love 02-02-2007, 10:48 AM also, i think id give twice 8
barden 02-02-2007, 10:49 AM i don't see you post often so i rated you low. You are quite handsome tho ;)
Oh, I can take hits on my looks, but not my warm fuzzy personality. I’m much akin to a kitten in many aspects. On the inside (except bigger, and slightly different bone structure. And less canines and claws and things).
Trotskilicious 02-02-2007, 11:08 AM My balls are so huge they give me problems when I put on my pants in the morning.
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 11:11 AM i can't believe you failed to understand the concept of this thread toby
haha. this thread needs a more comprehensive list. a dozen people is hardly enough to get a good flame war going
j u n e 02-02-2007, 11:28 AM shut up, ugly
http://www.moviefans.de/goonies/img/sloth.jpg
who, me??
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 11:50 AM judging by j u n e s posts, i draw the conclusion that she's a 45 year old guipsy who's suffering from anapesia.
j u n e 02-02-2007, 11:58 AM mas o menos, senor.
que es anapesia?
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 12:10 PM alopecia, i mixed up the swedish term with the english one.
HorseflyKing 02-02-2007, 12:18 PM My balls are so huge they give me problems when I put on my pants in the morning.
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e269/genghis8/mr_belvedere.jpg
j u n e 02-02-2007, 12:22 PM well, i guess you can call me a gypsy, but i dont look old, g.
fuck sweden.
Karl Connor 02-02-2007, 12:26 PM fuck you j u n e
you dont know sweden. you dont know what it can do
j u n e 02-02-2007, 12:28 PM dont be bitter just because youre alone
HorseflyKing 02-02-2007, 12:30 PM HorseflyKing: 11!
smashingjj 02-02-2007, 12:31 PM nimrods son 6
avian chaos 8
trotskillicious 7
karl konnor - no idea
dean_r_koontz 6
yo soy el mejor 7.5
to starla 9
spring 9.5
geek usa 7.5
twice 9
ohnoit'sbonnie 8
smashingjj 10
mayfuck 7
barden 7
bardy 7
whatcolor 8.5
ropeylopey 7.5
Karl Connor 02-02-2007, 12:32 PM dont be bitter just because youre alone
sorry for getting upset. its just that i kind of snap when people talk shit about my country
yo soy el mejor 02-02-2007, 12:33 PM Pêche, pomme, poire, abricot
Y’en a une, y’en a une
Pêche, pomme, poire, abricot
Y’en a une qui est en trop
C’est l’abricot qui est en trop.
celluloid_love 02-02-2007, 12:33 PM nimrods son 6
mayfuck 7
what
j u n e 02-02-2007, 12:34 PM i kind of snap when people talk shit about my country
really? well i love it!!1
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40656000/jpg/_40656678_flag_afp_203body.jpg
smashingjj 02-02-2007, 12:46 PM what
i'm not kissing ass, this is a serious list
bardy 02-02-2007, 12:58 PM I dont see why nimrod's son got ranked higher than me
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 01:00 PM well, i guess you can call me a gypsy, but i dont look old, g.
fuck sweden.
just attitude and no substance. it must be the drugs, you have to feed the habit and the struggle to stay afloat is wearing you down.
j u n e 02-02-2007, 01:02 PM no substance. it must be the drugs,
baking powder? that does not. make. sense.
dont presume you know me, sir. :)
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 01:04 PM if you lived in sweden, you'd been taken care of by the authorities to get back on track, since you live in the us, the only way forward is crack addiction and whoring.
j u n e 02-02-2007, 01:06 PM .
Karl Connor 02-02-2007, 01:06 PM americans acount for most drug activity and violent crime in mother sweden
its like a cockroach problem
yo soy el mejor 02-02-2007, 01:06 PM you guys sound like an old couple
Karl Connor 02-02-2007, 01:11 PM you and alex should come visit us in sweden sometime
Karl Connor 02-02-2007, 01:12 PM im getting a flat in rotterdam that's pretty nice and has an extra bedroom
j u n e 02-02-2007, 01:13 PM what part of "i like it when people diss america" did you meatball-loving gentlemen misinterpret?
down with the empire, etc. etc.
if you want a flamewar youll have to do better than that.
Rarely 02-02-2007, 01:14 PM terrible thread
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 01:14 PM you guys sound like an old couple
i'd also be pissed if i averaged around 6 when people rate my looks.
j u n e 02-02-2007, 01:16 PM terrible thread
:banging:
Karl Connor 02-02-2007, 01:16 PM what part of "i like it when people diss america" did you meatball-loving gentlemen misinterpret?
down with the empire, etc. etc.
if you want a flamewar youll have to do better than that.
why dont you go bomb some middle eastern countries and watch what you call "football"
cork_soaker 02-02-2007, 01:17 PM i'd also be pissed if i averaged around 6 when people rate my looks.
are you an angry person?
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 01:17 PM what part of "i like it when people diss america" did you meatball-loving gentlemen misinterpret?
down with the empire, etc. etc.
if you want a flamewar youll have to do better than that.
you're a wreck because of the nasty stuff we've written so far, don't try to pretend that you're not deeply hurt.
cork_soaker 02-02-2007, 01:18 PM shit, i don't recall if dean r koontz looks better with or without the 'stach
yo soy el mejor 02-02-2007, 01:18 PM :love: :love: :love:
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 01:19 PM are you an angry person?
i'm sure you're mentally stable and happy, good for you.
j u n e 02-02-2007, 01:19 PM are you an angry person?
:mad: no
cork_soaker 02-02-2007, 01:20 PM what i'm trying to say here is that i'm the most handsomest and most beautifulest
cork_soaker 02-02-2007, 01:20 PM i'm sure you're mentally stable and happy, good for you.
when i'm on the upside of my mania, yes, everything is fantastic.
Andy / 02-02-2007, 01:22 PM nimrods son- 47,000
avian chaos- google
trotskillicious- Pi
karl connor- bajillion
dean_r_koontz- negative 84
yo soy el mejor- eleventy
to starla- Zero
spring- Four score and seven years
geek usa- 10 Geek USA is on a distinguished road
twice- $1,000,000
ohnoit'sbonnie- 9/11
mayfuck- 69
barden- 1 ruble
bardy- 36DD
whatcolor- 1234567890987654321
ropeylopey- 666
bardy 02-02-2007, 01:24 PM son of a bitch I looked up everyones pictures and posted them and then someone came into my office and I tried to post it but apparently it didnt work
Trotskilicious 02-02-2007, 01:25 PM I get a three on your list. God. My tears are going to fill a very sad ocean all because of this thread.
cork_soaker 02-02-2007, 01:28 PM I get a three on your list. God. My tears are going to fill a very sad ocean all because of this thread.
the ocean will remain indifferent
cork_soaker 02-02-2007, 01:29 PM ....i mean..... cheer up!
dean_r_koontz 02-02-2007, 01:30 PM i've actually got worse average grade than you trotskillicious, so there's no need to be alarmed. like i've said earlier, i have a problem walking down the streets without getting hassled for sexual favours.
Andy / 02-02-2007, 01:38 PM I get a three on your list. God. My tears are going to fill a very sad ocean all because of this thread.
<img src=http://paowang.com/blog/redrocks/upload/panda_sad.jpg>
nimrods son
avian chaos
trotskillicious
karl konnor
dean_r_koontz
yo soy el mejor
to starla
spring
geek usa
twice
ohnoit'sbonnie
mayfuck
barden
bardy
whatcolor
ropeylopey
the only one i've met in real life is maggie and i'd give her a 9
she's really pretty and a cool chick; plus her mom and brother rule (her mom drank an IPA and said "now this is real beer")
smashingjj 02-02-2007, 05:09 PM climb onto my love rocket
you no need put hole in your socket
Mayfuck 02-02-2007, 05:13 PM j u n e probably needs to take about 4 or 5 more units at Boarding University before she can post here again.
Mayfuck 02-02-2007, 05:13 PM i'm just kidding. A boarding GED is good enough for Netphoria.
pwr lvl ovr9000 02-02-2007, 06:08 PM ive uploaded all your pictures to hotornot and facethejury, the race is on
how rude
nimrods son - 4
avian chaos - 7
trotskillicious - 5
karl konnor - dunno
dean_r_koontz - dunno
yo soy el mejor - 7
to starla - dunno
spring - dunno
geek usa - 7
twice - 9 with dark hair :o
ohnoit'sbonnie - aw 8
mayfuck - 8
barden - 9.8 (blondies are not that hott)
bardy - i dunno
whatcolor - 7
ropeylopey - 8
the only one i've met in real life is maggie and i'd give her a 9
she's really pretty and a cool chick; plus her mom and brother rule (her mom drank an IPA and said "now this is real beer")
man, i was right.
ravenguy2000 02-02-2007, 07:34 PM My balls are so huge they give me problems when I put on my pants in the morning.
pics
bardy 02-02-2007, 07:38 PM sorry
bardy 02-02-2007, 07:41 PM dear god sorry, multiple post
bardy 02-02-2007, 07:41 PM this is what I look like in case you forgot:
<img src="http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f148/vipbrj/untitled3.jpg?t=1170459618">
neopryn 02-02-2007, 09:55 PM since i'm unattractive myself i'm the most qualified for this
nimrods son - 4
avian chaos - 7
trotskillicious - good beard, 4.5
karl konnor - 7
dean_r_koontz - 8.5
yo soy el mejor - 8
to starla - don't know
spring - 10
geek usa - 5.5
twice - not sure, attrractive i think
ohnoit'sbonnie - i don't know and she's 15 anyway.
mayfuck - 5
barden - 9
bardy - 8
whatcolor - 8
ropeylopey - 7.5
edit: REVISED
Karl Connor 02-02-2007, 10:15 PM this is why i never wanted my picture on here and dont plan to expose myself on here anymore.
i dont like my picture being taken period but it makes me feel like an ass when i have to turn down group photos
Nimrod's Son 02-02-2007, 10:15 PM trotskillicious - the only picture i've ever seen is that wrigley field one which is like 7 years old.
http://a556.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_6dff7569b2758101757e80e4ccb7f59b.jpg
Mayfuck 02-02-2007, 10:16 PM You guys have some low standards. Honest opinon time.
nimrods son - 2.1
avian chaos - 7.0
trotskillicious - 3.5
karl konnor - 5.8
dean_r_koontz - 6.7
yo soy el mejor - 10.0 (8.5)
to starla - 6.2
spring - 5.5
geek usa - 4.6
twice - 5.4
ohnoit'sbonnie - 4.3
mayfuck - 0.1
barden - 6.4
bardy - 3.9
whatcolor - 10.0 (8.4)
ropeylopey - 5.6
Mayfuck 02-02-2007, 10:17 PM did sweeney lose weight? he's looking pretty handsome these days.
Karl Connor 02-02-2007, 10:18 PM its like staring into the eyes of my father ...
RopeyLopey 02-02-2007, 10:22 PM this is why i never wanted my picture on here and dont plan to expose myself on here anymore.
i dont like my picture being taken period but it makes me feel like an ass when i have to turn down group photosdid spring meet you?
Nimrod's Son 02-02-2007, 10:25 PM good beard
it doesn't even connect!
neopryn 02-02-2007, 10:27 PM i'm impressed by literally any kind of facial hair due to my personal difficulties with it.
Nimrod's Son 02-02-2007, 10:32 PM i shouldn't have shaved my beard last week. i might have scored higher :(
Karl Connor 02-02-2007, 10:45 PM did spring meet you?
nah i dont think she was too keen on meeting some strange dude on the internet. i dont hold it against her
RopeyLopey 02-02-2007, 10:55 PM nah i dont think she was too keen on meeting some strange dude on the internet. i dont hold it against herhm, that would be actually one of the few things I'd have asked her about the trip - what you are like IRL.
Mayfuck 02-03-2007, 12:23 AM craig is a decent guy at least until you piss him off. then he's a raging maniac.
Mayfuck 02-03-2007, 12:43 AM nimrods son - 2.1, really just slobby and ugly looking only outmatched by his ugly personality. slobbering, pathetic womanizing predator. embodiment of male scum. i should really lower his score
avian chaos - 7.0, pretty cute but the height thing and her buffness bothers me.
trotskillicious - 3.5, he seems to have trimmed down and the beard gives him that intellectual handsomeness. i should raise his score but i'm too lazy. if he trimmed down more it would def bring his score up but i dont hink he has a natural attractiveness that would ever get him more thna 7.
karl konnor - 5.8, i haven't seen many pics of him but in each one he reminded me of some teen early 90s sitcom star. and that isn't really good. i would raise an entire point if he were 9 inches taller
dean_r_koontz - 6.7, got a good looking, intellectual guy face but he doesn't do much with it. he keeps himself plain. could be near 8 if he wanted to
yo soy el mejor - 10.0 (8.5), ****** is really pretty. i think she'd be pretty stunning if she had nicer eyes. her beady squirrel eyes althoguh cute kinda prevent her from being closer to a 9
to starla - 6.2, i kinda dont' remember how she looks. i should really lower her score now that i think about it
spring - 5.5, kinda plain in all respects. some exagerrated facial features prevent her from being more than a 7. but better plain than ugly.
geek usa - 4.6, cute sometimes and not so much others. potential above 8 but she would need a lot of improvemnet
twice - 5.4, good natural face but her whole style really brings her down. that burnout look. thats just a subjective thing though and its really not my thing. could be so much better.
ohnoit'sbonnie - 4.3, tomboyishness is really cute as a teen but it doesn't age well. unfortunately she has probably already hit her peak as far as attractiveness goes.
mayfuck - 0.1, a bit of an exagerration but i know i'm not better looking than anyonehere with the exception of nimrod. my face is too compact, my nose is ugly, my eyebrows are brutish and my hair is a lost cause. also incredibly overweight. i'm an ugly guy but i'm usually not THE ugliest guy in a room full of people. case in point nimrod.
barden - 6.4, really could be an amazing looking guy but dresses like every other guy. really doesn't put any effort into the way he looks. if he can clean himself up nicely he could hover around a 9, you know something mature and sophisticate.d
bardy - 3.9, weird skin tone that doesn't match her face and small face really works against her. those are things you can't really fix so i dont see much she can do. but what do i know everyone else here seems to think she's the bomb. i've always liked her for much different reasons though.
whatcolor - 10.0 (8.4), really good looking guy. very tom cruise-esque. i would have sex with him if i were gay. few minor flaws.
ropeylopey - 5.6, slight trace of handsomeness that keeps him above a 5, but overall creepy jaunt features look almost overrides it. but a lot of people like that so once again what do i know.
RopeyLopey 02-03-2007, 01:25 AM Julio can you please tell me what do you mean by creepy jaunt features? I had to look up the 'jaunt' word in my vocabulary, and it says it means 'happy, elegant, fitting, free-minded'. Somehow I don't think any of this was on your mind.
Karl Connor 02-03-2007, 01:42 AM normally i would probably be hurt by being rated a 5.8 but fortunately i'm well aware of mayfuck's hypercritical nature.
pwr lvl ovr9000 02-03-2007, 02:12 AM i saw a guy at work today that looked just like julio. i had never seen him before but i felt like i had known him forever. i gave him a big smile and said hello as i walking up the stairs and he was walking down. then i looked over the balcony and watched him walk away. i thought about how much he looked like julio and i laughed. totally cool!
yo soy el mejor 02-03-2007, 02:15 AM that was me. whoops.
Mayfuck 02-03-2007, 02:43 AM Julio can you please tell me what do you mean by creepy jaunt features? I had to look up the 'jaunt' word in my vocabulary, and it says it means 'happy, elegant, fitting, free-minded'. Somehow I don't think any of this was on your mind.
haha i simply do not pay attention when i type. i meant to spell gaunt
Mayfuck 02-03-2007, 02:45 AM normally i would probably be hurt by being rated a 5.8 but fortunately i'm well aware of mayfuck's hypercritical nature.
well its all subjective and bias. its my definition of attractiveness and what may be right for you may not be right for some as a legendary folk song once said.
Mayfuck 02-03-2007, 02:47 AM that was me. whoops.
haha. i kinda had wished it was from alex tho :/
if he were on the list i'd give him an 8.5 ;)
yo soy el mejor 02-03-2007, 02:49 AM he dont have a job
Trotskilicious 02-03-2007, 06:37 AM I lost the beard guys. I was trying to trim it with scissors and I lopped off too much on the left side. The right side looked excellent though. I always fuck up the left side of my beard for some reason.
A beard is not just facial hair, it's a hobby.
I'm Hardcore 02-03-2007, 08:57 AM link to the album please?
dean_r_koontz 02-03-2007, 10:49 AM craig is a decent guy at least until you piss him off. then he's a raging maniac.
i think that's called integrity. i bet you've talked to him over aim, insulted him and then wanted to be friends again but got a finger up your left nostril as a response.
yo soy el mejor 02-03-2007, 01:21 PM im going to search for julio again 2day
dean_r_koontz 02-03-2007, 02:24 PM normally i would probably be hurt by being rated a 5.8 but fortunately i'm well aware of mayfuck's hypercritical nature.
ok i retract my previous statement, this is out of line and karl konnor is obviously on the brink of insanity. calm down before someone gets hurt.
yo soy el mejor 02-04-2007, 01:36 AM he was wearing a football jersey
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