i kinda suck on the internet, but all the people that know me think of me as pretty funny. i guess it doesn't translate on the internet.... :(
so yeah. in person i'm usually hilarious, and sometimes on the phone i am.

p.s. i want to talk to more people at 3am so if you are open i need your number

go ahead
judge me!

also, i do/not care if you find me attractive even though it is fun.....i want to know if you think i am funny.

not really

not really



.

yeah thought so

i guess real LIFE funny/humorous qualities do not translate to the internet for me.
its all about delivery

what do you mean by "open"?

i find your posting quite amusing.

i have a hard time falling asleep sometimes.
i wouldn't call it insomnia

i loike talking late at night befre i go to bed
i dont know

maybe its like storytime to me

i aaaaaaaaaaam wierd!

oh and i'm also not a male transexual and all that and i have boobies and a vag that i really like. and if you dont' like them that is totally fine with me. k? k!

You're funny.

i read the title as do you think i'm sexy because there is a girl i know who asks me that all the time (and she is). anyway yeah i'd fuck you

You cant be both funny in real life and funny on the internet. Dont worry.

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i can do a great ray liotta laugh

what do you mean by "open"?
i was wondering the same thing.


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no

yes but not haha funny

i was wondering the same thing.

Is that Paz?

Is that Paz?
Affirmative.

yes but not haha funny

He he...

you tell the most hillarious black jokes.

i kinda suck on the internet, but all the people that know me think of me as pretty funny. i guess it doesn't translate on the internet.... :(
so yeah. in person i'm usually hilarious, and sometimes on the phone i am.

p.s. i want to talk to more people at 3am so if you are open i need your number

go ahead
judge me!

also, i do/not care if you find me attractive even though it is fun.....i want to know if you think i am funny.


Dear christ girl, do you have a really successful sibling or were you ignored at school~?

i find it funny that you refer to your vag as a 'vag' though, i dont know many girls that do.

yes but not haha funny
peculiar you guess?

I think you're amusing, Kristin.

Hey, I refer to my vag as a vag... it's no biggie.

In polite company? Jeez.

I suppose it's better than calling it an "axe wound," though not by much.

i kinda suck on the internet, but all the people that know me think of me as pretty funny. i guess it doesn't translate on the internet.... :(
so yeah. in person i'm usually hilarious, and sometimes on the phone i am.

Maybe your friends are just chuckling jackasses who'll laugh at anything.

also, i do/not care if you find me attractive even though it is fun.....i want to know if you think i am funny.

:erm:

Axe Wound is so much more erotic than Vag

In polite company? Jeez.
What polite company?


Also, I don't talk about sex in polite company...?

you're alright Kristin, i used to feel animosity towards you, but no longer

What polite company?

:blush:

Also, I don't talk about sex in polite company...?

I don't know you well enough yet.

Hey, I refer to my vag as a vag... it's no biggie.
that's not what i heard

I refer to them as "fault lines".

da ya think i'm sexy?

that's not what i heard
Psh, my vag is rather average sized.

Son: What's that Daddy (pointing at Mummy getting out of the shower).
Daddy: That's where mummy was hit by an axe, that's her axe wound.
Son: Wow, bloody good shot, got her right in the cunt.

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
ITS LESS DANGEROUS

So I'm at the Supermarket 'cause my roommate's a fuckin' idiot who thinks he can eat all the damned food in the house and then go to sleep. Well, what the fuck am I 'spose to do when I get hungry?! Damn fatass doesn't bother to leave his room unless he has classes.

The most action I've ever seen this guy do was masturbate, I walked in on him in the bathroom (which brings up my next point) WHO THE FUCK LEAVES THE DOOR PARTIALLY OPEN!? Hell, every time I have guests over to drink, watch movies, hangout, the guy stays in his room.

ANY WAY:

So, I'm at the supermarket and I'm waiting in line to pay for my shit. Many TV dinners (The diet kind, hopefully fattie won't eat 'em), some Rice Cakes, Ramen, etc, when this (get this) FAT ASS infront of me starts to complain that the item he wants that is on sale ISN'T in stock.

I sit there and contemplate what I should say, assuming I'd be there longer than I'd want to be; Granted, the item was a BOGO Chips Sale. Go figure.

So finally, as he's in the middle of harassing this excellent Cashier, I open my mouth.

"Hey, fatass, can we shut the hell up and move on? Ok? They're chips, dumb fuck. Buy them another time. What the hell's your problem?"

"You wanna know?!" he said to me without turning around.

Shit, this guy was bigger than me. So he turns around and stares at me. I swear I almost shat my pants.

So he finally says

"I had reese's for breakfast!"

"Shit, you had candy for breakfast?!"

"Not candy, Reese's Puff Cereal!"

So he pours me a bowl and I shove the spoon in my mouth. Then a completely orgasmic wave of peanut butter and chocolately taste bombards my taste buds.

Reese's Puff Cereal;

It's reese's, FOR BREAKFAST!

i don't think i've ever even smirked at one of your posts

not at all, you've always come off as trying too hard when ive seen your attempts at humor.

So I'm at the Supermarket 'cause my roommate's a fuckin' idiot who thinks he can eat all the damned food in the house and then go to sleep. Well, what the fuck am I 'spose to do when I get hungry?! Damn fatass doesn't bother to leave his room unless he has classes.

The most action I've ever seen this guy do was masturbate, I walked in on him in the bathroom (which brings up my next point) WHO THE FUCK LEAVES THE DOOR PARTIALLY OPEN!? Hell, every time I have guests over to drink, watch movies, hangout, the guy stays in his room.

ANY WAY:

So, I'm at the supermarket and I'm waiting in line to pay for my shit. Many TV dinners (The diet kind, hopefully fattie won't eat 'em), some Rice Cakes, Ramen, etc, when this (get this) FAT ASS infront of me starts to complain that the item he wants that is on sale ISN'T in stock.

I sit there and contemplate what I should say, assuming I'd be there longer than I'd want to be; Granted, the item was a BOGO Chips Sale. Go figure.

So finally, as he's in the middle of harassing this excellent Cashier, I open my mouth.

"Hey, fatass, can we shut the hell up and move on? Ok? They're chips, dumb fuck. Buy them another time. What the hell's your problem?"

"You wanna know?!" he said to me without turning around.

Shit, this guy was bigger than me. So he turns around and stares at me. I swear I almost shat my pants.

So he finally says

"I had reese's for breakfast!"

"Shit, you had candy for breakfast?!"

"Not candy, Reese's Puff Cereal!"

So he pours me a bowl and I shove the spoon in my mouth. Then a completely orgasmic wave of peanut butter and chocolately taste bombards my taste buds.

Reese's Puff Cereal;

It's reese's, FOR BREAKFAST!
:rofl: WHAT THE HELL?

That would make an amazing commercial. Fuck, I'm sold.

i was so wasted when i made this thread.
but its good to know the people i like also like me back