im sitting here bored at work and would like something to pass the time.

albert fish

why don't you look up your mother, motherfucker.

soviet propaganda

Bud Dwyer and/or Christine Chubbuck.

But who hasn't already read all about them, really?

Wetware computer

carl sagan

albert fish
I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her though I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

Bao Xishun, world's tallest living man

He would stuff cotton balls soaked with lighter fluid into his rectum and set fire to them. He is said to have consumed not only the flesh of his victims but also their urine, blood, and excrement. He would tie children up and whip them with a belt cut in half with nails sticking through to tenderize the flesh for cooking. Fish called his weapons "implements of hell."

fuck yea list more serial killers

He would stuff cotton balls soaked with lighter fluid into his rectum and set fire to them. He is said to have consumed not only the flesh of his victims but also their urine, blood, and excrement. He would tie children up and whip them with a belt cut in half with nails sticking through to tenderize the flesh for cooking. Fish called his weapons "implements of hell."


http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/weird/index.html

did you guys know that bao xishun recently saved two dolphins by reaching into their stomachs and removing some plastic that they had eaten. none of the doctors could do it with their surgical tools because the dolphins' stomachs would contract, so they called bao xishun from inner mongolia to come out to china and reach into these dolphins' stomachs. pretty amazing.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/weird/index.html
thanks. damn this shit makes me think some people really are born to burn in hell later.

yeah phaedrus posted about it in that chinese dolphin thread

no shit

poptarts. srsly

the crime library is a great time killer (pun not intended). The Girl in the Box case is especially creepy.

did you guys know that bao xishun recently saved two dolphins by reaching into their stomachs and removing some plastic that they had eaten. none of the doctors could do it with their surgical tools because the dolphins' stomachs would contract, so they called bao xishun from inner mongolia to come out to china and reach into these dolphins' stomachs. pretty amazing.
did you get this from my post in the politics forum?

ok people i already read all the wikipedia articles on the topics you posted.

ok people i already read all the wikipedia articles on the topics you posted.

Theistic Satanism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_worship)

did you get this from my post in the politics forum?no, i actually read it on metafilter this morning. do you read metafilter? if not, you should. www.metafilter.com

have you read this this? (http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?threadid=63973)

The Girl in the Box case is especially creepy.

That was a hell of a creepy read.

I need some Care Bears or something, now.

I thought this was amusing, a bit. Hufu:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu

D.B. Cooper

this list is remarkably stupid...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Living_people

enjoy

rasputin's penis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_penis

Voodoo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodun)

British Communist Party