<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $2,662,964 on HumanForSale.com</a>

i'm priceless

i'm priceless
we should test that theory on the white slavery market

1,657,040

-i don't have a GPA in highschool or an SAT since i don't live in the US, nor a US zipcode. Also don't know if i have any disease running in my lineage. Don't know my IQ either.

also don't know how to rank a sense of artistic ability, sense of humor or style. i suppose my score would be higher if i just thought i was super awesome.

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $1,998,646 on HumanForSale.com</a>

I am worth $2,126,008 on HumanForSale.com

I put 5 on face the jury

$2,837,620. Someone should search for the several other same threads we have had over the years so I can see if my worth has gone up or down.

Height: 5'3 $0
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Bra Size: NA $0
Bilingual: No $0
Profession: Engineering/Architecture $0
Alcohol: Occasionally $0
Divorced: No $0
Adult Content: Occasionally $0
Gamble: Never $0


What? I dont get this. If I'm balding I am worth more? A balding female is worth more money? bra size NA? I didnt put in NA? Why would this be NA? I am not a man. And why do you get money if you are divorced

I'll tell you what's NOT worth millions:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Sony-Playstation-3-20GB-Premium-System-PS3-Brand-New_W0QQitemZ320057689010QQihZ011QQcategoryZ62054Q QrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD4VQQcmdZViewItem

Height: 5'3 $0
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Bra Size: NA $0
Bilingual: No $0
Profession: Engineering/Architecture $0
Alcohol: Occasionally $0
Divorced: No $0
Adult Content: Occasionally $0
Gamble: Never $0


What? I dont get this. If I'm balding I am worth more? A balding female is worth more money? bra size NA? I didnt put in NA? Why would this be NA? I am not a man. And why do you get money if you are divorced
No, that would probably have resulted in a negative amount.

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $1,615,230 on HumanForSale.com</a>

I'm surprised it was that high actually.

I would like to think engineering would get me some $$$ :( But whatever!! fuck you test!! I'll show you how much I'm worth!

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $1,446,000 on HumanForSale.com</a>

It didn't record some of my answers and i'm not going to retake it.

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $1,649,030 on HumanForSale.com</a>

what kind of asshole know's their IQ off the top of their head. Or thinks it has any real meaning.

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $1,649,030 on HumanForSale.com</a>

what kind of asshole know's their IQ off the top of their head. Or thinks it has any real meaning.

Me.

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $2,072,390 on HumanForSale.com</a>

I think it was my massive penis that put me over the top.

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $2,431,496 on HumanForSale.com</a>

Me.

I put 120 by the way. Is that high? I have no idea.

$1,173,820

$50
you could be a sex slave

I put 120 by the way. Is that high? I have no idea.

It's above average. Assume average to be 100, genius 130, functioning retard 80, and nonfunctioning retard 70 and below.

Ah. So maybe that's about right. I dunno. It's not even real anyway. Whatevs. I'm really into periods tonight, I really am. Punctuation in general maybe.

they had a thing on there that listed different IQ criteria

Well shit I missed that.

IQ Guidelines
IQ Interval Cognitive Designation Common Possessors
85 - 114 Average Pupils at junior high school
115 - 124 Above average Pupils at senior high school
125 - 134 Gifted University graduates
135 - 144 Highly gifted Intellectuals
145 - 154 Genius Professors
155 - 164 Genius Nobel Prize Winners
165 - 179 High genius
180 - 200 Highest genius
>200 "Unmeasurable" genius

Punctiation is great, if used correctly. I like to go to town with it; it does me no harm.

IQ Guidelines
IQ Interval Cognitive Designation Common Possessors
85 - 114 Average Pupils at junior high school
115 - 124 Above average Pupils at senior high school
125 - 134 Gifted University graduates
135 - 144 Highly gifted Intellectuals
145 - 154 Genius Professors
155 - 164 Genius Nobel Prize Winners
165 - 179 High genius
180 - 200 Highest genius
>200 "Unmeasurable" genius

Unmeasurable? You'd think immeasurable would've fit there better...

IQ is a derivative of your mental age divided by your actual age.

Originally, IQ was calculated with the formula <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/c/6/8/c684921726bb348c9f018fc942f63543.png">

A 10-year-old who scored as high as the average 13-year-old, for example, would have an IQ of 130 (100*13/10).

Because this formula only worked for children, it was replaced by a projection of the measured rank on the Gaussian bell curve with a center value (average IQ) of 100, and a standard deviation of 15 or occasionally 16.

Thus the modern version of the IQ is a mathematical transformation of the rank (see quantile, percentile, percentile rank), which is the primary result of an IQ test.

Intelligence quotient (IQ) is an age-related measure of intelligence level and is defined as 100 times the mental age. The word quotient means the results of dividing one quantity by another, and intelligence can be defined as mental ability or quickness of mind.

An intelligence test (IQ test) is, by definition, any test that purports to measure intelligence. Generally such tests consist of a graded series of tasks, each of which has been standardised with a large representative population of individuals. Such procedure establishes the average IQ as 100.

It is generally believed that a person’s IQ rating is hereditary and that a persons mental age remains constant in development to about the age of thirteen, after which it is shown to slow up; and beyond the age of eighteen little or no improvement is found. When measuring the IQ of a child, the subject will attempt an IQ test which has been standardised with an average score recorded for each age group. Thus a child of ten years of age who scored the results expected of a child of twelve would have an IQ of 120, calculated as follows:




However, because in adulhood little or no improvement in IQ rating is found, adults have to be judged on an IQ test whose average score is 100 and their results graded above and below this norm according to known scores.

During the past 25-30 years IQ testing has been brought into widespread use by employers because of their need to ensure they place the right people in the right job from the outset. One of the main reasons for this in today’s world of tight purse strings, cost-cutting and low budgets is the high cost of errors in employing the wrong person for a job, including the need to re-advertise and interview new applicants, and reinvestment in training.

Because IQ is hereditary and it is not, therefore, possible to increase your actual IQ; it is, nevertheless, possible to improve your performance on IQ tests by practising the many different types of question, and learning to recognise the recurring themes. It is my belief that by practise ondifferent types of IQ tests, and by getting your mind attuned to the different types of questions you may encounter, it is possible to improve by a few vital percentage points. It is these few percentage points that may prove crucial in increasing your employment prospects and mean the difference between success or failure when attending one of the many job interviews which ******* the taking of an IQ test.

It should be pointed out that Intelligence tests only measure one’s ability to reason, they do not measure the other qualities which are required for success such as character, personality, talent, persistence and application.

A person with a high IQ has a better chance of success in life than a person with a low IQ, but only if that person applies his or herself to the tasks ahead diligently and with enthusiasm. Someone with a relatively low IQ but with a high sense of achievement and great persistence can fare better in life than someone with a high measured IQ.

Cynics will say that the only thing having a high-IQ proves is that the individual has scored well on an intelligence test. An IQ test, however, remains the only known and tried method of measuring intelligence. Some technical weaknesses do exist, and because of this it is crucial that results be viewed as only one kind of information about an individual. Nevertheless it must be stressed how commonplace IQ tests have become, and that proficiency at IQ tests can improve one’s employment prospects and give a good start to one’s chosen career.

$2,581,556

but I just posted that?

So you did.


...Uh... I am sorry. So sorry. :(

You are worth exactly $2,156,170. <---- that's for alex

You are worth exactly $1,826,372. <-- and that's for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sounds about right

I put 120 by the way. Is that high? I have no idea.
I know mine offhand. I have taken three professional (not online) tests and took the median result

personally, i never want to know what my IQ is. Seems like something that i would too easily be able to use as an excuse to justify things: (if it was high): ' I know i'm right, because i'm so smart' (if it was low) 'I fucked that up because i'm such an idiot'. Though i know an IQ is not an indicator of those things necessarily, I do know that the result would start messing with my head.

I know mine offhand. I have taken three professional (not online) tests and took the median result

well i guess if you've been required to take one that's different. still though.

You are worth exactly $1,307,000

$1,191,500

mwahahaha... no one will get lower

edit: ohnoitsbonnie got lower, n/m

ohnoitsbonnie, you are scum. you are my human toilet.

i'm worth every penny

$1,880,046

Humans are pretty cheap.

$1,235,000

i find that hard to believe

$2,025,860

$1,962,700

seemed kinda low...mabye b/c i'm a lawyer, we ain't worth shit

I know mine offhand. I have taken three professional (not online) tests and took the median result


aren't you in mensa nims? what is your IQ?

i put 135...that seemed alright; i think i tested in the 140's when i was a kid but i'm much dumber now

absolutely nothing

$1,191,500

mwahahaha... no one will get lower

edit: ohnoitsbonnie got lower, n/m

ohnoitsbonnie, you are scum. you are my human toilet.

i'm 15

i'll be worth a lot more once someone lands on boardwalk