itt, ask mccririck questions

no matter how many people i hire to kill you, you won't die. why is this?

what's your favourite type of blintzes?

what's your favourite type of blintzes?


Ah, an interesting question. I like a nice blintz with fruit or perhaps a cheese and pickle filling.

no matter how many people i hire to kill you, you won't die. why is this?


I dont know, and to tell you the truth I havent noticed anyone trying to kill me. Perhaps they have done a runner with your cash? Shame.

how would you kill yourself and when will you do it

how would you kill yourself and when will you do it

I think if I was to kill myself it would be jumping off a very high cliff so I could enjoy the fall. All these people who jump off bridges or buildings are really missing out on a whole lot of air time.

As for when I'll do it, it's finding the time that's the problem. I just have too much to do to be organising a flight out to the Andes, let alone searching for the ideal location once I've got there. But, that's life I guess.

May I stick my thumb up your anus?

May I stick my thumb up your anus?

Only if you're a girl.

does john mcririck ever get bored of watching horses prance about.

i bet i know why he loves having a big cigar in his mouth the whole time he watches them

Yes I am :erm:

be careful cheo

is your bladder full of sneezes?

is your bladder full of sneezes?


No. How odd.