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Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 05:50 PM
feel free to add.




Gaddrow/Eve
Gaddrow/BlueStar
Eve/PkPhuoko
Why Am I So Ugly/Never Leave Me
TiaraGurl/GhostChild
spring/ropey lopey
alexthestampede/yo soy el mejor
Gaddrow/CandyPotter
spring/green chair
spring/thestreetsarehot2nite
twice/13
twice/best looking boy
twice/bittertrance
ava transformer/debaser
DeviousJ/Celes
Ammy/BlueFish
Ammy/the exploding boy
patrick/DeadSwan
mirrar/Orchestra
Lie/Shparticus
shaniqua/Irrelevant
Shandi/Armeggedon
Lucy Sky Diamonds/alexakis
KrazeeStacee/i_was aborted
pink_ribbon_scars/i_was_aborted
dean moriaty/pink_ribbon_scars
green chair/kristin xp
sickbadthing/julie
sawdust restraunts/Sepiae
crescentfresh/Nimrod's Son : puke :
ReadMusic/Geek USA
Smiley33/kypper
Smiley33/AutmnNOCTURNE
surrealist/Will
Voice Implodes/lola
ProgressChrome/sarasvati
saferkefka/Jen Ever
tweedyburd/One Big Mob
StarlaZero/Apwest33
gub/Dusty
Fear Factory/dusty*
irrelevant/squish bucket
phantomFM/jenny4ever**
beef curtains/scouse_dave

*editor's note - fearfactory was 22 and dusty was 14 when they met
**editor's note - phtamonfm was 21 and jenny4ever 14 when they met

ravenguy2000
12-01-2006, 05:54 PM
tweedyburd


whatever happened to this anyway. him and i think you brought up liarscub a while back. them both.

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 05:55 PM
huh

are you saying he slept with liarsclub

monkeyfritters
12-01-2006, 05:56 PM
monkeyfritters/andrew_paluka

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 05:56 PM
added irrelevant/squish bucket

ravenguy2000
12-01-2006, 05:58 PM
huh

are you saying he slept with liarsclub

oh no, sorry unrelated. They were just bigwigs around here for a while and i had completely forgetten about them.

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 05:59 PM
i dunno. tweedyburd is probably an ordained minister and liarsclub probably fronts a alice in chains tribute band somewhere in nevada.

Hillzy
12-01-2006, 06:03 PM
DeviousJ/Celes

Ammy/the exploding boy

ReadMusic/Geek USA

Wow, my netphorian history clearly has some gaps in it.

Mariner
12-01-2006, 06:07 PM
didn't phantomFM's girlfriend post here?

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 06:11 PM
added phantomFM/jenny4ever and an editor's note

ravenguy2000
12-01-2006, 06:13 PM
how old was dusty when he actually nailed her

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 06:14 PM
pretty sure she wasn't of age. phantomFM and fear factory were the true pedophiles of this board. they def paved the way for guys like me and palidor to seek out netphorian LGs.

neopryn
12-01-2006, 06:25 PM
i didn't know spring was such a slut

RopeyLopey
12-01-2006, 06:26 PM
hey mayfuck, you apparently confuse me for Injektilo.


beside spring, I also met following female Netphorians:
-Shaunna, mirrar, ouihenri, spava, xtina, alisonmoster, Smiley33 ( I probably forgot someone)


I obviously fucked them all.

AndySlash
12-01-2006, 06:27 PM
At once, right? Because if you didn't, I did. INYOFACE

waltermcphilp
12-01-2006, 06:27 PM
I obviously fucked them all.

up top, man! *eagerly awaits high five*

alisonmonster
12-01-2006, 06:28 PM
you must have given me a roofie colada or somthing cause i don't remember that

RopeyLopey
12-01-2006, 06:28 PM
At once, right? Because if you didn't, I did. INYOFACEI had them earlier!

AndySlash
12-01-2006, 06:28 PM
ARGH SLOPPY SECONDS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wHATcOLOR
12-01-2006, 06:29 PM
you must have given me a roofie colada or somthing cause i don't remember that


we're family, consent is assumed

mirrar
12-01-2006, 06:29 PM
i didn't know spring was such a slut
two of those are bullshit.

alisonmonster
12-01-2006, 06:30 PM
oh ok. i didn't know it was sex cause you guys always called it 'doing your chores'

Karl Connor
12-01-2006, 06:31 PM
*editor's note - fearfactory was 22 and dusty was 14 when they met
**editor's note - phtamonfm was 21 and jenny4ever 14 when they met

<dd>

AndySlash
12-01-2006, 06:32 PM
You don't remember me 'doing my chore' all over your face?

It was hot.

alisonmonster
12-01-2006, 06:35 PM
it took me 2 hours to scrub it off the floor

RopeyLopey
12-01-2006, 06:36 PM
it took me 2 hours to scrub it off the floorwhat do you have your room-mate mother for?

Grumble
12-01-2006, 06:37 PM
Boner and sppunk tag-teamed me a couple of times. I would like this noted.

avian chaos
12-01-2006, 06:37 PM
What about Aaron (the guy that runs Blamo) and that fat chick who used to post here. Her name was Jen. I think at one point she posted under the name "foofy."

saferkefka
12-01-2006, 06:39 PM
What about Aaron (the guy that runs Blamo) and that fat chick who used to post here. Her name was Jen. I think at one point she posted under the name "foofy."

ha that would be jen ever and yes aaron did bone her....i got pics of them together somewhere hah

ravenguy2000
12-01-2006, 06:39 PM
did someone fuck joesmash or is that just my imagination

wHATcOLOR
12-01-2006, 06:40 PM
was aaron that pony tailed dweeb weirdo guy, saferkefka?

avian chaos
12-01-2006, 06:41 PM
ha that would be jen ever and yes aaron did bone her....i got pics of them together somewhere hah
Oh that's right, how could I forget such a unique and personalized moniker as Jen Ever...

I remember a handful of Netphorians invading the guestbook on her website because she had slyly mentioned without mentioning that she had lost her virginity to Aaron...

saferkefka
12-01-2006, 06:41 PM
was aaron that pony tailed dweeb weirdo guy, saferkefka?

no, the ponytail dweeb is someone she met on myspace.

wHATcOLOR
12-01-2006, 06:42 PM
oh. how you doing lately btw?

alisonmonster
12-01-2006, 06:42 PM
what do you have your room-mate mother for?

in case you want her to join you and AndySlash in your sexual escapades

disslunker
12-01-2006, 06:42 PM
this should be a pic post, with small thumbnails of each person next to their names. if someone would supply me with pics i'll be happy to host them along with an html page with the above information provided in chart form.

avian chaos
12-01-2006, 06:43 PM
this should be a pic post, with small thumbnails of each person next to their names. if someone would supply me with pics i'll be happy to host them along with an html page with the above information provided in chart form.
Oh God, that would be so great. Or even better, a little bubble chart or Netphoria "tree" that shows who's connected to whom...

Netphorian Gadabout
12-01-2006, 06:43 PM
Why aren't Boner and Sppunk listed? Did this turn out to be false?

saferkefka
12-01-2006, 06:44 PM
as for me, i've moved up to boning coworkers. no more messageboard sluts for me.

AndySlash
12-01-2006, 06:44 PM
Like any of you should've believed that to begin with.

Junebug
12-01-2006, 06:45 PM
feel free to add.


DeviousJ/Celes

We ever meet, i'm buying you a beer.

Netphorian Gadabout
12-01-2006, 06:46 PM
Like any of you should've believed that to begin with.
I was looking for something to believe in. :(

Geek USA
12-01-2006, 06:46 PM
Geek USA / avian chaos

Esty
12-01-2006, 06:47 PM
Didn't adam m also bone dusty or was that all bullshit?

Also, who the hell was greenchair?

Celes
12-01-2006, 06:47 PM
We ever meet, i'm buying you a beer.

me or him?

wHATcOLOR
12-01-2006, 06:48 PM
as for me, i've moved up to boning coworkers. no more messageboard sluts for me.



glad to hear it !

saferkefka
12-01-2006, 06:48 PM
oh. how you doing lately btw?


working a crappy office drone job (the reason why i dont post much anymore is because im always fucking working, heh im posting from work now). i was dating a coworker..but dating coworkers sucks, so i ended it.

spring
12-01-2006, 07:03 PM
i didn't know spring was such a slut


apparently, in Julio world, 'meeting' = 'fucking'

so by those standards i have also fucked all the hot TO girls as well as Sean Casey, Orchestra and DeviousJ.

Esty
12-01-2006, 07:05 PM
did someone fuck joesmash or is that just my imagination


Shes the one who posted nudes of herself.

Effloresce
12-01-2006, 07:08 PM
DeviousJ/Celes
Lucky son of a bitch.

monkeyfritters
12-01-2006, 07:11 PM
Geek USA / avian chaos/monkeyfritters

netphoria's first threesome?

Grumble
12-01-2006, 07:14 PM
netphoria's first threesome?

Boner and sppunk tag-teamed me a couple of times.

Old hat.

ammy
12-01-2006, 07:15 PM
Ammy/the exploding boy


not actually true

Nimrod's Son
12-01-2006, 07:17 PM
i can confirm that two are missing for sure and another i'm fairly positive about

monkeyfritters
12-01-2006, 07:19 PM
netphoria's first threesome?

EDIT: netphoria's least most disgusting threesome.

Effloresce
12-01-2006, 07:19 PM
i can confirm that two are missing for sure and another i'm faitly positive about
Spill the beans!

mccririck
12-01-2006, 07:19 PM
Do any female netphorians want to fuck me? We can have a 3some w/ my gf.

Nimrod's Son
12-01-2006, 07:25 PM
Spill the beans!
no, that's not my style. i don't kiss and tell and i can keep secrets, even though at least one of them has been posted before

DeviousJ
12-01-2006, 07:25 PM
apparently, in Julio world, 'meeting' = 'fucking'

so by those standards i have also fucked all the hot TO girls as well as Sean Casey, Orchestra and DeviousJ.

I also met Scouse Dave and Shannon
at the same time

Esty
12-01-2006, 07:26 PM
I thought nimrod claimed a second conquest.

Nimrod's Son
12-01-2006, 07:26 PM
Scouse Dave and Shannon

hey guess who else is missing

Geek USA
12-01-2006, 07:29 PM
Wow, my netphorian history clearly has some gaps in it.

Cause it aint true. The day I was supposed to have sex with ReadMusic, he and julio went out to play basketball. Gerardo said Julio was wearing long shorts and high socks.

Toby
12-01-2006, 07:34 PM
Cause it aint true. The day I was supposed to have sex with ReadMusic, he and julio went out to play basketball. Gerardo said Julio was wearing long shorts and high socks.
:rofl:

Izzle
12-01-2006, 07:34 PM
christhimself/izzle/bob hoskins

Izzle
12-01-2006, 07:34 PM
Cause it aint true. The day I was supposed to have sex with ReadMusic, he and julio went out to play basketball. Gerardo said Julio was wearing long shorts and high socks.

ahahaha

Ever
12-01-2006, 08:08 PM
Wow, that list is sooo long. Also Mayfuck seems to have my fashion sense (the long shorts high socks).

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 08:35 PM
avram's a cholo?

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 08:37 PM
admittedly, spring fucking iain is a guess. but the other two i am sure on as i have authoritative confirmation of those events. people don't seem to realize spring is a bit of a fucked up person who is incredibly dependent that she would fly across the country or even the atlantic to go fuck some internet dude. i wonder how her boyfriend would feel if he knew.

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 08:37 PM
Geek USA/readmusic was confirmed via telephone.

Isle
12-01-2006, 08:37 PM
how accurate is that list. i suspect a lot of those are bs.

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 08:40 PM
^only one of them is based on hearsay and another a guess. the rest were indeed confirmed by either participating party via AIM or telephone.

Ever
12-01-2006, 08:41 PM
avram's a cholo?
Naw, we don't have mexicans here so I can't be. I'm nost sure what category I belong to. But I started wearing the long shorts high socks thing ever since I used to keep grazing my knees and shins real bad playing rugby for school and had to cover it up so as not to look like someone who'd jsut come back from world war two or something.

spring
12-01-2006, 08:43 PM
Jan, you better tell me when you and Julio had your heart to heart...



and then we have to let my boyfriend know.........


oh damn.

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-01-2006, 09:18 PM
Missing a few

Mayfuck
12-01-2006, 09:50 PM
FEEL FREE TO ADD SHAWNA

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-01-2006, 09:52 PM
THAT'S OK JULIO

Nimrod's Son
12-01-2006, 09:58 PM
Missing a few
I knew you'd know of some of the same ones

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-01-2006, 10:01 PM
I knew you'd know of some of the same ones

I don't think we're talking about the same ones.

toyschoketoys
12-01-2006, 10:38 PM
haha wtf

You can add your name to the first netphorian raping .. i am going to burst your hoop.
what the fuck makes you think me and micha fucked.. we got fucked ( ok i got fucked) and we hung out in camden and watched amy whinehouse play pool and act like a rock star cock.
And shes not fucked up in the slightest, i am pretty thankfull julian already knows i am getting married to him or there would be hell to pay

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 12:30 AM
hey guess who else is missing

did you bag what's her face with the "cherry bombs" custom title??

Mayfuck
12-02-2006, 12:32 AM
added beef curtains/Scouse dave

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 12:33 AM
were there ever partners for the following:

ledrew
-tragedy-
silver somatic


and i'm pretty sure ghostchild had others ?


oh and amy (can't remember her name here) / otto (mr squishy halo) - they're getting married soon

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 12:37 AM
that montana girl who married someone off here ...

Mayfuck
12-02-2006, 12:40 AM
please. ledrew hasn't fucked anyone in 8 years

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 12:40 AM
kenzie / exploding boy

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 12:41 AM
please. ledrew hasn't fucked anyone in 8 years

tony / julio


and besides, netphoria was around then !!!

distance
12-02-2006, 12:56 AM
apparently, in Julio world, 'meeting' = 'fucking'

so by those standards i have also fucked all the hot TO girls as well as Sean Casey, Orchestra and DeviousJ.

you met me too.

spring
12-02-2006, 12:59 AM
you met me too.


that's true.

let's have a complete list then. i have also met: sleeper, killer_tomato, sweet17, autumnNocturne, MrMacphisto, ProgressChrome, sarasvati, brandon H, fares, did i mention all the hot toronto girls? :p

ravenguy2000
12-02-2006, 07:09 AM
Shes the one who posted nudes of herself.

i remember that part but it seems like she was living with someone at some point. maybe it was just someone random and not someone who posted. or again maybe i have no idea what i'm talking about.

Rockin' Cherub
12-02-2006, 07:41 AM
who would like to add themselves next to my name? call me - 017297552844

Travis Meeks
12-02-2006, 07:59 AM
Damn, there's alot of fucking going on at this place, no wonder the server is always down

I'm sure I could have fucked tragedy. When I had an apartment in Savannah she was gonna come up and stay for like 2 days. I backed out because I thought it was a little creepy. She was a horny thing.

killer_tomato
12-02-2006, 09:21 AM
apparently, in Julio world, 'meeting' = 'fucking'

so by those standards i have also fucked all the hot TO girls as well as Sean Casey, Orchestra and DeviousJ.
don't forget me. but since you pointed that out, i might as well turn this post into something nice

http://www.barbican.org.uk/images/events/large/4340hanzlova3lgfmt.jpg

mxzombie
12-02-2006, 10:31 AM
that montana girl who married someone off here ...tootsie. i don't remember her husband's netphoria username though.

also what about lucyskydiamonds and the guy she used to live with

Isle
12-02-2006, 10:55 AM
del

avian chaos
12-02-2006, 10:57 AM
This thread could've been a lot more interesting.

Travis Meeks
12-02-2006, 11:08 AM
This thread could've been a lot more interesting.


we should meet up and fuck. Then we can post about it in this thread

duovamp
12-02-2006, 11:11 AM
Blast this incestuous board. It makes me ill thinking of such things. Netphorians and other Netphorians... Netphosexuals.

avian chaos
12-02-2006, 11:19 AM
we should meet up and fuck. Then we can post about it in this thread
Good call, Meekz. I'm married-- will that be a problem for you?

Travis Meeks
12-02-2006, 11:20 AM
not at all. How's your schedule for February look?

alisonmonster
12-02-2006, 11:21 AM
Blast this incestuous board. It makes me ill thinking of such things. Netphorians and other Netphorians... Netphosexuals.

netphomaniacs

avian chaos
12-02-2006, 11:23 AM
not at all. How's your schedule for February look?
Wide open, mang :smoke:

avian chaos
12-02-2006, 11:24 AM
Of course, you know this means we will have to have a huge falling out thread, too, right? But not before we register our new joint-username, MEEKZ + KIMMY. Well, it was nice being friends with you, Meeks... :(

Travis Meeks
12-02-2006, 11:26 AM
fuck you slut!

just practicing babe

Katy Lied
12-02-2006, 11:29 AM
Mayfuck/ohnoitsbonnie

Isle
12-02-2006, 11:35 AM
Mayfuck/ohnoitsbonnie
.

avian chaos
12-02-2006, 11:42 AM
fuck you slut!

just practicing babe
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Travis Meeks again. :(

Eulogy
12-02-2006, 11:59 AM
tootsie. i don't remember her husband's netphoria username though.



LazerLoveLight

I don't think they met on the internet. although i could be wrong. Malia is good people though. I wish she would come back.

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 12:18 PM
did you bag what's her face with the "cherry bombs" custom title??


no.

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 12:20 PM
me/kasper01
me/david (i think his first screen name was slunktoday)

Trotskilicious
12-02-2006, 12:43 PM
Those people aren't Netphorians.

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 12:47 PM
david was. he introduced me to netphoria.

and ok... christopher isn't a netphorian. i'll give you that.

Trotskilicious
12-02-2006, 12:49 PM
so you knew david before you knew netphoria so that makes it that you fucked a regular guy and then he showed you netphoria.

this is a list of people who met through here and then did the no pants dance

Elvis The Fat Years
12-02-2006, 12:56 PM
no.

prude.

Trotskilicious
12-02-2006, 12:58 PM
pale_princess/ryan patrick that wasn't mentioned yet

I'm surprised there aren't any gay hook ups. Didn't Ihaman and peabody get to gether and fuck each other's poop shutes?

Sepiae
12-02-2006, 01:03 PM
so you knew david before you knew netphoria so that makes it that you fucked a regular guy and then he showed you netphoria.

this is a list of people who met through here and then did the no pants dance

Then Chris and I shouldn't be on it.

Travis Meeks
12-02-2006, 01:05 PM
pale_princess/ryan patrick that wasn't mentioned yet

I'm surprised there aren't any gay hook ups.


smiley33/kypper was already mentioned

Travis Meeks
12-02-2006, 01:05 PM
you mean lesbian too right?

Trotskilicious
12-02-2006, 01:15 PM
Then Chris and I shouldn't be on it.

I didn't make the list anway. How is that mukkafukka? Do you even keep contact with him?

Remember when he was the "people's moderator" that was HILARIOUS.

Rider
12-02-2006, 01:16 PM
Damn, there's alot of fucking going on at this place, no wonder the server is always down

I'm sure I could have fucked tragedy. When I had an apartment in Savannah she was gonna come up and stay for like 2 days. I backed out because I thought it was a little creepy. She was a horny thing.

She gave off the vibe that she was really easy but she wasn't.

ravenguy2000
12-02-2006, 01:23 PM
I'm surprised there aren't any gay hook ups.

Despite some people's perception that netphoria is a total fag-opolis we're still pretty few and far between really.

Although Eulogy clearly wants to get his ass pounded by Peabody. This doesn't really have much to do with anything, it just pleases me to type it out.

Sepiae
12-02-2006, 01:24 PM
I didn't make the list anway. How is that mukkafukka? Do you even keep contact with him?

Remember when he was the "people's moderator" that was HILARIOUS.

He is my best friend; we talk all the time. He's doing really well.

Trotskilicious
12-02-2006, 01:25 PM
That's sweet. Say hello to him for me.

drmoon
12-02-2006, 01:31 PM
Then Chris and I shouldn't be on it.
neither should kypper and i by that standard

ammy
12-02-2006, 01:33 PM
nor me and blue fish

RopeyLopey
12-02-2006, 01:33 PM
hey mayfuck, you apparently confuse me for Injektilo.


beside spring, I also met following female Netphorians:
-Shaunna, mirrar, ouihenri, spava, xtina, alisonmoster, Smiley33 ( I probably forgot someone)


I obviously fucked them all.oh I knew I forgot someone: SARASVATI.

IN YUOR FACE, HUMBLE CHEF!

Geek USA
12-02-2006, 01:35 PM
so.. julio fucked someone that he says is 'technically' a netphorian. spa ceds friend.

Esty
12-02-2006, 01:36 PM
Pink ribbon scars and Iwasaborted shouldn't count either.

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-02-2006, 01:50 PM
nor me and blue fish

Nor me & alexakis (goes by souvenir now). We met in person first.

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-02-2006, 01:50 PM
you mean lesbian too right?

:blush:

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 03:22 PM
so.. julio fucked someone that he says is 'technically' a netphorian. spa ceds friend.


angela???

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 03:22 PM
:blush:


:eek: did you hook up with desi?!??!

Geek USA
12-02-2006, 03:22 PM
yes.

drmoon
12-02-2006, 03:24 PM
:eek: did you hook up with desi?!??!

who hasn't!

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 03:24 PM
If anyone who is a friend of a netphorian is technically a netphorian, and there's only 6 degrees of separation - i think that makes the whole planet netphorians??

Rider
12-02-2006, 03:24 PM
sarasvati/ brandon H

should be added to the list.

Nimrod's Son
12-02-2006, 03:24 PM
Yes, by those standards you need to remove cf and I as well

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-02-2006, 03:25 PM
Desi has slept in my bed, but no, I never *slept* with Desi.

*I spent a good chunk of the night fighting off her pussy, as well. Pussycat that is.

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 03:25 PM
dish who you bonked, mike!!

Geek USA
12-02-2006, 03:25 PM
i think she's posted here is what im saying.

drmoon
12-02-2006, 03:25 PM
well shit, someone needs to redo the list or change the rules

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-02-2006, 03:25 PM
christian ****ie vampires / Skye
Were they already on the list?

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 03:26 PM
who hasn't!

me!

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 03:27 PM
LOOK PEOPLE, I'M FAT AND UNCOMFORTABLE AND CURRENTLY LIVING MY SEXUAL LIFE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH THE POSTINGS IN THIS THREAD.
IF YOU FUCKERS DON'T START SPILLING THE BEANS I'M EITHER GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE OR EAT MYSELF INTO THE HOSPITAL.

thx

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-02-2006, 03:28 PM
Don't mess with the pregnant woman!

drmoon
12-02-2006, 03:28 PM
we did, however, watch french tv porn together and she made me breakfast the next morning. it should almost be considered an honourable mention

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 03:29 PM
mmm.. breakfast.

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-02-2006, 03:29 PM
You know, I forgot about that.
Man that apartment sucked.

beef curtains
12-02-2006, 03:29 PM
I didn't realize you were back!

oh and Kimberly meow and whomever her ex was

drmoon
12-02-2006, 03:30 PM
me!

tsk, tsk

Nimrod's Son
12-02-2006, 03:31 PM
dish who you bonked, mike!!
You had your chance in Indio, prude!

drmoon
12-02-2006, 03:32 PM
but it was underneath a bong shop or something of that sort that had a funny picture of the pope on it. and near beatnik records. that's <i>got</i> to count for something

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 03:33 PM
tsk, tsk


i feel so left out.

:(

drmoon
12-02-2006, 03:34 PM
I didn't realize you were back!

oh and Kimberly meow and whomever her ex was

man i took me like a month to figure out who you were. i came back and everyone's names were changed :(

EverlastingGlaze or some shit like that

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-02-2006, 03:35 PM
but it was underneath a bong shop or something of that sort that had a funny picture of the pope on it. and near beatnik records. that's <i>got</i> to count for something

Now it's a Fido outlet. And after the bong shop closed, a bongo shop opened, which wasn't much better.

drmoon
12-02-2006, 03:36 PM
i feel so left out.

:(

don't worry. there's enough ho to go around.

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 03:37 PM
don't worry. there's enough ho to go around.


w00t!

i'll get my piece of ho sometime!

drmoon
12-02-2006, 03:40 PM
Now it's a Fido outlet. And after the bong shop closed, a bongo shop opened, which wasn't much better.

oh snap, you moved at an opportune time, then. if you ever move again, you should get a place near that strip club/sex shop (or both, i didn't pay enough attention) that advertises the octopussy. i keep meaning to get a picture of that when i go, but all i can do is stop and stare.

ohnoitsbonnie
12-02-2006, 03:42 PM
wHATcOLOR fucked everyone here

ohnoitsbonnie
12-02-2006, 03:43 PM
up

Geek USA
12-02-2006, 03:45 PM
wHATcOLOR fucked everyone here


'cept me!

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-02-2006, 03:48 PM
My class is across the street from that, I'll get a pic of that shiznit for you if you want.

drmoon
12-02-2006, 03:51 PM
My class is across the street from that, I'll get a pic of that shiznit for you if you want.

HAHA. it makes me happy that you know what i'm talking about. in exchange, i will. . . well, i doubt there's anything you'd want a picture of in Ottawa. we have a 7-11, but their slurpees are terrible.

ravenguy2000
12-02-2006, 03:59 PM
6 pages, just imagine how long this thread would be if it was "updated comprehensive list of netphorians who anally fucked each other"

i mean just dead's posts alone

Dead
12-02-2006, 04:00 PM
6 pages, just imagine how long this thread would be if it was "updated comprehensive list of netphorians who anally fucked each other"

i mean just dead's posts alone
I wish! :blush:

Esty
12-02-2006, 04:01 PM
Settle down dead.

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 04:01 PM
HAHA. it makes me happy that you know what i'm talking about. in exchange, i will. . . well, i doubt there's anything you'd want a picture of in Ottawa. we have a 7-11, but their slurpees are terrible.


you're all the way in ottawa?

damn. i only travel as far as toronto.

ravenguy2000
12-02-2006, 04:02 PM
hey dead do you think if i went to best buy before opening tomorrow there's any chance some wiis will be there?

i haven't been keeping track as much since launch

Esty
12-02-2006, 04:03 PM
No, you're screwed. Try again tuesday.

Dead
12-02-2006, 04:04 PM
Well I've read that Target and probably the other stores put them out every sunday so you should line up at target. Like 2 hrs minimum before opening I'd say. They seem to be selling out fast.

Esty
12-02-2006, 04:04 PM
Also, if you see a nunchuck, grab it right away. Those fuckers are scare.

Esty
12-02-2006, 04:05 PM
He didn't ask about target dead. Just go tuesday to bestbuy ravenguy.

Dead
12-02-2006, 04:05 PM
i wish i could find another wiimote. for my anus.

Dead
12-02-2006, 04:06 PM
don't listen to esty/futureboy he's just trying to screw you over

ravenguy2000
12-02-2006, 04:06 PM
wait so the day at best buy is tuesday now? so confusing

Esty
12-02-2006, 04:07 PM
don't listen to esty/futureboy he's just trying to screw you over

Why would I want to screw ravenguy. I like him.

Have you tried getting it off their website?

Where you from ravenguy?

ravenguy2000
12-02-2006, 04:12 PM
connecticut

Dead
12-02-2006, 04:12 PM
go to target on sunday, they will have them. but i'm sure there will be a lineup.

ravenguy2000
12-02-2006, 04:14 PM
i'll have to see how much cash i have i wanted to put it on my bestbuy credit card but i may just have to bite the bullet

cash is much more responsible anyway

Esty
12-02-2006, 04:15 PM
The fact is, each store is different. Your best bet is to harass the people at bestbuy every day until you they get a shipment and then race over there and get it. I still say BB on tuesday, but its all just a guess.

That, or put it on your xmas list and let someone else do the work.

Dead
12-02-2006, 04:18 PM
What I've read all over the place is that Target stockpiles their Wii stuff and then puts it out on Sunday so they can live up to their flyer's claims of having Wii in stock. Might want to call them first though.

Here's an article on it http://kotaku.com/gaming/wii/rumor-more-wiis-and-ps3s-hitting-retail-sunday-218182.php

drmoon
12-02-2006, 04:22 PM
you're all the way in ottawa?

damn. i only travel as far as toronto.

yeah, but i'm always in either montreal or toronto. toronto for new year's!
i don't blame you, though. well, you're missing out on montreal, not so much with ottawa as far as fun goes.

Dead
12-02-2006, 04:23 PM
*editor's note - fearfactory was 22 and dusty was 14 when they met
**editor's note - phtamonfm was 21 and jenny4ever 14 when they met
Who cares when they met, when did they DO IT?

Ever
12-02-2006, 04:39 PM
I beleive it is implied that they did it when they met, however I may be wrong.

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 04:39 PM
yeah, but i'm always in either montreal or toronto. toronto for new year's!
i don't blame you, though. well, you're missing out on montreal, not so much with ottawa as far as fun goes.

i want to see montreal. i've heard good things.

Future Boy
12-02-2006, 04:41 PM
Who cares when they met, when did they DO IT?


Jesus Christ man, there are just some things you dont talk about in public.

Dead
12-02-2006, 04:41 PM
http://news.punchjump.com/article.php?id=3459

wii at walmart dec. 6

drmoon
12-02-2006, 04:48 PM
i want to see montreal. i've heard good things.

octopussy, poutine and Plastik Patrick. what's not to love?

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 04:48 PM
omg, poutine.

mmm...

drmoon
12-02-2006, 04:53 PM
eating poutine off of plastik patrick in front of the octopussy place. oui oui, monsieur!!

Travis Meeks
12-02-2006, 04:56 PM
eating poutine off of plastik patrick in front of the octopussy place. oui oui, monsieur!!


so this is really Desi?


how have you been?

drmoon
12-02-2006, 05:04 PM
so this is really Desi?


how have you been?

i knew plastik patrick would be a dead giveaway

pretty good, actually! how have you been? did you change your username and then change it back?

Travis Meeks
12-02-2006, 05:06 PM
yeah I was jai guru deva for a while.

I'm good. Get rid of kypper yet?

drmoon
12-02-2006, 05:09 PM
yeah I was jai guru deva for a while.

I'm good. Get rid of kypper yet?

oh yeah. wtf was with everyone changing their name?

i'm assuming that's a fucked up way of asking whether we're still together. i'm not sure i'd be posting right now if we were!

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 05:19 PM
eating poutine off of plastik patrick in front of the octopussy place. oui oui, monsieur!!


we should get poutine the next time i'm in toronto.

Travis Meeks
12-02-2006, 05:20 PM
Oh you're not? I'm sorry then, that was rather dickish. ..I figured you were still together and I was going to do one of therse -> :(

foot in mouth

how's life?

drmoon
12-02-2006, 05:43 PM
we should get poutine the next time i'm in toronto.

deal. beavertails, too. mmm, incredibly unhealthy, delicious and distinctly Canadian.

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-02-2006, 05:45 PM
<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/lucysky/IMG_4015.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

Woman, call me the next time you're in Montreal. I tried to find your phone number when I was in Ottawa on July 1st but I've changed phones (not numbers) a few time since.

drmoon
12-02-2006, 05:46 PM
Oh you're not? I'm sorry then, that was rather dickish. ..I figured you were still together and I was going to do one of therse -> :(

foot in mouth

how's life?

haha. it's all right, your intentions were good (which is new for YOU, Travis Meeks 8-) ). don't worry about it.

pretty damn good lately, actually. i changed my major and started playing drums and live downtown. i do a lot of stupid/fun shit with my roommates and travel a lot more than i used to. what's been up with you?

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 05:46 PM
deal. beavertails, too. mmm, incredibly unhealthy, delicious and distinctly Canadian.


oh god, i'm drooling.

that sounds like an amazing idea.

Mayfuck
12-02-2006, 05:48 PM
Way to ruin the thread, everyone.

blackfaerie
12-02-2006, 05:56 PM
why haven't you updated yet, jewlio?

drmoon
12-02-2006, 06:06 PM
<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/lucysky/IMG_4015.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

Woman, call me the next time you're in Montreal. I tried to find your phone number when I was in Ottawa on July 1st but I've changed phones (not numbers) a few time since.

fuck. look at that work of art. all i want to do is meet plastick patrik and maybe just stroke his/her/nobodycare's cheek.

ah, it's cool. july was definitely not a good time anyway :eek: i have new numbers and everything and i'm not sure if i have yours, so i guess it's PM time!

RopeyLopey
12-02-2006, 06:36 PM
you must have given me a roofie colada or somthing cause i don't remember that nah roofie colada. Those were polos DeviousJ had sent me way back!

http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=2408843&postcount=33

ravenguy2000
12-02-2006, 06:42 PM
is a roofie colada like a pee pee colada

alisonmonster
12-02-2006, 06:50 PM
nah roofie colada. Those were polos DeviousJ had sent me way back!

http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=2408843&postcount=33

eww i don't think i want to know what polos are (besides the type of shirt)

Trotskilicious
12-02-2006, 06:52 PM
is a roofie colada like a pee pee colada

roofie coladas are my primary method of getting laid.

mmmmm passed out girls

alisonmonster
12-02-2006, 06:53 PM
giggity giggity

Trotskilicious
12-02-2006, 07:00 PM
dear diary: JACKPOT!

RopeyLopey
12-02-2006, 07:08 PM
eww i don't think i want to know what polos are (besides the type of shirt)this is it! we're done, sis'! You get specially treated in a very European way (and with polos from DeviousJ himself) and you say ewww! Canadian girls can be so ungrateful! You try to open a new world to them, and all they say is 'eww!' ugh


what other girls would give for a taste of polos

Toby
12-02-2006, 07:35 PM
Damn, there's alot of fucking going on at this place, no wonder the server is always down

I'm sure I could have fucked tragedy. When I had an apartment in Savannah she was gonna come up and stay for like 2 days. I backed out because I thought it was a little creepy. She was a horny thing.
what a whore!

alisonmonster
12-02-2006, 07:55 PM
this is it! we're done, sis'! You get specially treated in a very European way (and with polos from DeviousJ himself) and you say ewww! Canadian girls can be so ungrateful! You try to open a new world to them, and all they say is 'eww!' ugh


what other girls would give for a taste of polos

i don't think that polo post made any sense to me, however i did see the word 'constipation', not somthing i want associated with food.

Dead
12-02-2006, 08:05 PM
deal. beavertails, too. mmm, incredibly unhealthy, delicious and distinctly Canadian.
I'm distinctly Canadian but I don't know what beavertails are. :(


By the way, I read the first post and was pretty surprised by some of the hookups I hadn't heard of. Whoa.

spring
12-02-2006, 08:19 PM
i don't think that polo post made any sense to me, however i did see the word 'constipation', not somthing i want associated with food.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/f/f1/250px-Polo_mints_2006-01-03.JPG


this is the terrible gift you're getting from me for Xmas, alisonmonster.

Dead
12-02-2006, 08:38 PM
whoa, look at the size of those things

alisonmonster
12-02-2006, 09:23 PM
oh those look okay. what do they taste like?peppermint?

jukeboxphuckup
12-03-2006, 09:56 AM
fuck. look at that work of art. all i want to do is meet plastick patrik and maybe just stroke his/her/nobodycare's cheek.

ah, it's cool. july was definitely not a good time anyway :eek: i have new numbers and everything and i'm not sure if i have yours, so i guess it's PM time!


Were you in Montreal around Halloween, did you go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show and were you a wrestler in the costumer contest? I could've sworn it was you.

drmoon
12-03-2006, 02:00 PM
Were you in Montreal around Halloween, did you go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show and were you a wrestler in the costumer contest? I could've sworn it was you.

HAHAHAHAH

wtf! no, it wasn't me, man

Nimrod's Son
12-03-2006, 07:01 PM
hey who else wants to make this list? i'm taking applications

Nimrod's Son
12-03-2006, 07:01 PM
xtina i am looking in your direction

Eulogy
12-03-2006, 07:05 PM
stop being so creepy.

Trotskilicious
12-03-2006, 07:13 PM
What's worse is that his tactics work on some.

Eulogy
12-03-2006, 07:14 PM
yeah really. there is so much wrong with the world.

Nimrod's Son
12-03-2006, 08:34 PM
nah creepy would be sending PMs and AIMs. I do it in the public spectrum, thus it lacks creepiness.

Trotskilicious
12-03-2006, 08:37 PM
I don't think you've ever gotten a response from Chrissy.

Nimrod's Son
12-03-2006, 08:46 PM
I don't think you've ever gotten a response from Chrissy.
That's because she's playing coy. She knows the game.

ohnoitsbonnie
12-03-2006, 09:00 PM
nah creepy would be sending PMs and AIMs. I do it in the public spectrum, thus it lacks creepiness.
wrong.

Eulogy
12-03-2006, 09:01 PM
nah creepy would be sending PMs and AIMs. I do it in the public spectrum, thus it lacks creepiness.

well you certainly have a weird perspective on things.

Nimrod's Son
12-03-2006, 09:01 PM
wrong.
Oh also I don't hit on minors.

Dead
12-03-2006, 09:04 PM
What a bunch of sluts!

Elvis The Fat Years
12-03-2006, 09:06 PM
i pmed you my application.

Effloresce
12-03-2006, 09:06 PM
What's worse is that his tactics work on some.
:Skeptical

Trotskilicious
12-03-2006, 09:15 PM
Creepy or not it's still lewd.

Nimrod's Son
12-03-2006, 09:17 PM
Creepy or not it's still lewd.
Oh there's no denying that.

blackfaerie
12-03-2006, 09:20 PM
i think it's flattering.

Lucy Sky Diamonds
12-03-2006, 10:58 PM
Were you in Montreal around Halloween, did you go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show and were you a wrestler in the costumer contest? I could've sworn it was you.

That was my friend Steve. :D
I was the crim. Did you go to the ghetto Dollar Cinema shøws or the swanky Imperial shows?

Edit again: You mean the chick and the dude wrestler, I assume.
They were former cast members, not Desi.

Trotskilicious
12-03-2006, 11:00 PM
i think it's flattering.

that's because you're a whore

Nimrod's Son
12-03-2006, 11:54 PM
that's because you're a whore
If she were a whore she would have fucked me when she was out here.

Karl Connor
12-03-2006, 11:56 PM
we're all whores. i'm tired of the charade

none of us would be here if we werent. were all fucking whores and i'm tired of hiding in denial

Karl Connor
12-03-2006, 11:57 PM
i'm not going to lie. i've probably fucked most people that posted in this thread

Karl Connor
12-03-2006, 11:58 PM
all i have to say is mayfuck's list is far from "comprehensive"

TuralyonW3
12-04-2006, 12:20 AM
I fucked |jIMMY|

I'm Hardcore
12-04-2006, 01:43 AM
not many girls on this board would i fuck

blackfaerie
12-04-2006, 07:42 AM
that's because you're a whore


just because i actually get ass doesn't make me a whore.

Mayfuck
12-04-2006, 08:53 AM
not many girls on this board would i fuck

I really can't think of one girl who post here that is attractive.

pale blue eyes
12-04-2006, 09:05 AM
This thread makes me feel like a prude. I knew of a lot of the pairs posted but I guess I didn't realize there were that many until they were all listed.

Mayfuck
12-04-2006, 10:23 AM
whatever erin you're like the biggest slut here.

Trotskilicious
12-04-2006, 10:40 AM
just because i actually get ass doesn't make me a whore.

you should stop charging for it then.

Rockin' Cherub
12-04-2006, 10:54 AM
I really can't think of one girl who post here that is attractive.
what about bonnie

Mayfuck
12-04-2006, 11:04 AM
bonnie's a cutie pie but too young looking for my tastes.

yo soy el mejor
12-04-2006, 11:24 AM
:)