View Full Version : my boyfriend went to a whore house last night


bardy
11-19-2006, 09:02 PM
and hasn't answered his phone all day. I bet he ended up getting one and is too ashamed to speak to me.

BTW, he originally was going to go to buy his friend sex.

wally
11-19-2006, 09:03 PM
no he wasn't. don't believe that shit for one second.

bardy
11-19-2006, 09:03 PM
their friend is 25 and has only had sex once

are you saying he went to get one himself? I would never speak to him again.

Netphorian Gadabout
11-19-2006, 09:05 PM
I cite: gonorrhea.Hmm... I can pretty much use the same response for two threads. That's environmentally-friendly posting!

Esty
11-19-2006, 09:06 PM
Why would he got to a whorehouse when he has you at home. What an idiot. Wasting all that money.

neopryn
11-19-2006, 09:08 PM
maybe if you put out more this wouldn't happen

disslunker
11-19-2006, 09:11 PM
whats wrong with his friend

bardy
11-19-2006, 09:23 PM
he gets stuck in the friend zone

neopryn
11-19-2006, 09:24 PM
can your boyfriend take me to a whorehouse?

Ol' Couch Ass
11-19-2006, 09:25 PM
LOL @ this thread

bardy
11-19-2006, 09:25 PM
if he was friends with you he probably would

update: I dont think they actually went becuase he said they lost too much money gambling to pay for their friend to get laid

Ol' Couch Ass
11-19-2006, 09:26 PM
Gambling and going to hohouses...wow Bardy I thought you had better tastes than this. Is he also smoking the rock?

Katy Lied
11-19-2006, 09:26 PM
BTW, he originally was going to go to buy his friend sex.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Lollerville.

neopryn
11-19-2006, 09:27 PM
how do you even find a whorehouse? do they advertise?

bardy
11-19-2006, 09:27 PM
Gambling and going to hohouses...wow Bardy I thought you had better tastes than this. Is he also smoking the rock?

he doesnt do drugs anymore

bardy
11-19-2006, 09:28 PM
how do you even find a whorehouse? do they advertise?


They went to Reno, it's legal I guess. And I assume they advertise because he said they made sure to find one with a bar

Katy Lied
11-19-2006, 09:28 PM
how do you even find a whorehouse? do they advertise?
they find you

Ol' Couch Ass
11-19-2006, 09:28 PM
how do you even find a whorehouse? do they advertise?

Strolling by a sorority house with a bag full of ecstasy will get the same desired result.

ravenguy2000
11-19-2006, 09:28 PM
how do you even find a whorehouse? do they advertise?

that's what i was wondering.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-19-2006, 09:29 PM
In NV they do.

waltermcphilp
11-19-2006, 09:46 PM
he doesnt do drugs anymore

lol, loser

Yes, Jujy Trees
11-19-2006, 09:51 PM
if he was friends with you he probably would

update: I dont think they actually went becuase he said they lost too much money gambling to pay for their friend to get laid

And you believed this? As though there were a quicker way to lose money than in trying to elicit sex from a woman.

Nimrod's Son
11-19-2006, 09:55 PM
brady if you're stupid enough to be dating a guy who is going to a whorehouse "for his friend" then you really deserve whatever heartache will eventually come down this road.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-19-2006, 10:00 PM
I gotta go with Nimmy on this one.

the
11-19-2006, 10:16 PM
he doesnt do drugs anymore

lol

you should kick him in the nuts and run :(

mercurial
11-19-2006, 10:20 PM
ah young love! aint it grand?

:love:

Shapan
11-19-2006, 10:29 PM
wow.

what did you say when he told you he was going to a whore house to "buy a whore for his friend"?

have fun?

Kanan Road
11-19-2006, 10:32 PM
Are you still going to let him bang you? What a cool gf.

Trotskilicious
11-19-2006, 11:34 PM
I need to go to a whorehouse.

TuralyonW3
11-19-2006, 11:36 PM
Why would he got to a whorehouse when he has you at home. What an idiot. Wasting all that money.

so you're saying Brady's a whore?

Ever
11-19-2006, 11:45 PM
Hah we have a brothel right in between the girls' school and my own.

Nimrod's Son
11-19-2006, 11:48 PM
so you're saying Brady's a whore?
it's the difference between paying in cash or paying with your soul

ChristHimself!
11-20-2006, 08:39 AM
hopefully he wont wash inbetween then and you sucking his cock, and you'll get to taste a cocktail of trucker spunk

wHATcOLOR
11-20-2006, 12:03 PM
any updates?

bardy
11-20-2006, 02:27 PM
well he said they didnt end up going to the whore house... but he checked his bank account this morning and apparently gambled/spent 1200 dollars saturday night. for that amount of money I think he should have gotten a hooker.

Despite
11-20-2006, 02:30 PM
So why are you with this guy?

wHATcOLOR
11-20-2006, 02:31 PM
sometimes it's just so hard being alone

bardy
11-20-2006, 02:33 PM
He's a great guy, he just likes to gamble occasionally... and he is pretty into sports betting too, but he's actually pretty good at that.

right now he is taking my car to get it washed because I am too lazy (I really dont have enough time).

What's a hooker or two between a guy that will do shit for you?

Ol' Couch Ass
11-20-2006, 03:20 PM
What's a hooker or two between a guy that will do shit for you?

In the south, that is marryin' kinda talk. Yee-haw!!!

KrazeeStacee
11-20-2006, 03:22 PM
What's a hooker or two between a guy that will do shit for you?

:erm:

waltermcphilp
11-20-2006, 03:24 PM
right now he is taking my car to get it washed because I am too lazy (I really dont have enough time).



hes probably gunna sell it for some more sex

scouse_dave
11-20-2006, 03:25 PM
well he said they didnt end up going to the whore house... but he checked his bank account this morning and apparently gambled/spent 1200 dollars saturday night. for that amount of money I think he should have gotten a hooker.It's always a good sign when you need to check your bank account the morning after to discover how much money you've spent.

$1200...jesus...

Mariner
11-20-2006, 03:28 PM
He's a great guy, he just likes to gamble occasionally... and he is pretty into sports betting too, but he's actually pretty good at that.



guys i just realized something

Ol' Couch Ass
11-20-2006, 03:29 PM
I wonder if Esty will still love you if you contract genital herpes from your hooker loving boyfriend.

bardy
11-20-2006, 03:30 PM
Think I should bring this up when I'm with him and his family for thanksgiving? His mom is pretty protective. She wont even let us sleep in the same bed. He's 27 years old! I think she would love to hear about the whore house and losing $1200.

KrazeeStacee
11-20-2006, 03:34 PM
Think I should bring this up when I'm with him and his family for thanksgiving? His mom is pretty protective. She wont even let us sleep in the same bed. He's 27 years old! I think she would love to hear about the whore house and losing $1200.
Don't be a bitch, just dump the loser.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-20-2006, 03:35 PM
Think I should bring this up when I'm with him and his family for thanksgiving? His mom is pretty protective. She wont even let us sleep in the same bed. He's 27 years old! I think she would love to hear about the whore house and losing $1200.

This is a grand idea. Any proof you can bring (matchbook from the whorehouse, bank statements) will make it even better.

Mayfuck
11-20-2006, 03:35 PM
how is he a loser

mccririck
11-20-2006, 03:36 PM
Think I should bring this up when I'm with him and his family for thanksgiving? His mom is pretty protective. She wont even let us sleep in the same bed. He's 27 years old! I think she would love to hear about the whore house and losing $1200.

He spent $1200 on a whore? You must be a really shit ride.

Nimrod's Son
11-20-2006, 03:37 PM
He spent $1200 on a whore? You must be a really shit ride.
Reading is fundamental.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-20-2006, 03:39 PM
Does your boyfriend look like Burt Reynolds?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8f/200px-The_Best_Little_Whorehouse_in_Texas_DVD_cover.jpg

mccririck
11-20-2006, 03:39 PM
So is a sense of humour

KrazeeStacee
11-20-2006, 03:41 PM
how is he a loser
Well just from what I gathered in this thread -

He's a 27 year old man that obviously hasn't had the balls to tell his mother that he's a grown man and sleeps with women. He's the kind of guy that gets drunk and blows insane amounts of money, on gambling no less. Then has to check his bank account just to find out what kind of damage he did in his drunken stupor the previous night. And to top it off the only friends he can get are poor bastards that need their FRIEND to take them to whorehouses in order to get laid...and he's that friend.

bardy
11-20-2006, 03:41 PM
he didnt get a whore, he lost 1200 at the casino.

KrazeeStacee
11-20-2006, 03:42 PM
The only good thing I've read about him so far in this thread is that he took his girlfriend's car to get washed...and what person with nothing better to do would refuse an opportunity to take a cruise in someone else's car?

Mayfuck
11-20-2006, 03:43 PM
i wish i had 1200 to blow at a casino. obv guy has got it made and is not a loser.

bardy
11-20-2006, 03:43 PM
awwww you make him sound so lame, stacey. he actually treats me very well. he goes out of his way to do things for me and also wont let me pay for anything. he even bought my ticket to go home with him for thanksgiving and offered to buy half of my ticket home for xmas but I couldnt let him do that. and he is affectionate and a lot nicer of a person than I am.

and he has a good job, he left work to do some errands and took my car to do the errands and washed it along the way. originally I needed my oil changed but I decided against that last night.

Ol' Couch Ass
11-20-2006, 03:43 PM
Well just from what I gathered in this thread -

He's a 27 year old man that obviously hasn't had the balls to tell his mother that he's a grown man and sleeps with women. He's the kind of guy that gets drunk and blows insane amounts of money, on gambling no less. Then has to check his bank account just to find out what kind of damage he did in his drunken stupor the previous night. And to top it off the only friends he can get are poor bastards that need their FRIEND to take them to whorehouses in order to get laid...and he's that friend.

I've always liked you Bardy, but Stacee raises some valid points. If this dude's best friend has to go to a whorehouse to get some poonanny it makes you wonder about him. Loyalty is admirable... but jesus that is just sad.

KrazeeStacee
11-20-2006, 03:47 PM
awwww you make him sound so lame, stacey.
...
Well that's really sweet and all but uh - you said it, not me. ;)

Travis Meeks
11-20-2006, 05:10 PM
right now he is taking my car to get it washed



sure sounds like he got a hooker

Mayfuck
11-20-2006, 05:13 PM
nothing wrong with taking a buddy to a whorehouse. i'm not being ironic or anything i really mean that.

Katy Lied
11-20-2006, 05:14 PM
so immoral, so so immoral

ChristHimself!
11-20-2006, 05:14 PM
he didnt get a whore, he 'lost' 1200 at the 'casino'.

nudge nudge, wink wink

Travis Meeks
11-20-2006, 05:21 PM
del

double post

DeviousJ
11-20-2006, 05:26 PM
nudge nudge, wink wink

Read it in a Mayor Quimby voice

ChristHimself!
11-20-2006, 05:26 PM
Read it in a Mayor Quimby voice

Gold.

Nimrod's Son
11-20-2006, 06:08 PM
nothing wrong with taking a buddy to a whorehouse. i'm not being ironic or anything i really mean that.
i'll remember that the next time you try playing the anti-msyogonistic hero fighting the frats

Mayfuck
11-20-2006, 06:12 PM
the women are well paid and enjoy what they do. who am i to judge? mysogynistic would be calling them immoral sluts for choosing that profession (admittedly i used the word 'whorehouse' but that was tongue in cheek more than anything)

RopeyLopey
11-20-2006, 07:04 PM
I am surprised by two things - dude having balls bringing up such a story, thinking Bardy would believe it.


And Bardy really believing it.


still don't have enough of bad boys, haven't learnt through previous mistakes, Bardy?

on the other hand, ain't it cool to have a girlfriend who is totally OK with you banging whores along, and spending(wasting) 1200 bucks a night on whatever and she doesn't even wink ?

ammy
11-20-2006, 07:08 PM
this thread makes me sad for brady.

whether or not he 'lost' 1200 on 'gambling'

duovamp
11-20-2006, 07:12 PM
Girls are so pathetically desperate sometimes. You chicks need to stop doing this to yourselves and date guys who aren't total fuckups and treat you like crap because they know they can get away with it every single damn time.

duovamp
11-20-2006, 07:14 PM
Luke, you're a little girl. Don't bitch in my rep comments, post like a man.

girls like boys
11-20-2006, 08:24 PM
what guy would give up good ole trained pussy/girlfriend for some random loose slut that wouldn't know all the little tricks he likes, and wouldn't get up to make him a sandwich after either?
girlfriends are way better than whores.

waltermcphilp
11-20-2006, 08:27 PM
Luke, you're a little girl. Don't bitch in my rep comments, post like a man.

shun the non believer. shhuuunnnnnnnnnnnn. (}:|D

Nimrod's Son
11-20-2006, 08:28 PM
what guy would give up good ole trained pussy/girlfriend for some random loose slut that wouldn't know all the little tricks he likes, and wouldn't get up to make him a sandwich after either?

he's not giving it up, that's the whole point here. he gets both.

Future Boy
11-20-2006, 08:38 PM
I believe him.

Mayfuck
11-20-2006, 08:41 PM
Guys, I'm pretty sure Brady's b/f is whipped enough to not really disrespect her like that. From what I gather anyway.

Travis Meeks
11-20-2006, 08:46 PM
yes a strange set of events indeed

bardy
11-20-2006, 10:28 PM
yeah honestly he is really whipped. the only reason I wouldnt dump him for anything like this is because I know he doesn't have the desire to go fuck some whore. He just isn't like that. I mean I wasnt enthralled that he was going, but I've met the guy they were taking, and the friend whose whole idea it was, and knew he was just along for the ride. He isn't a very sexual person anyway and when he is he's shy about it.

And I dont care that he lost 1200 because ummm I don't really think that's a whole lot to him. It's his money, whatever.

That being said, when I got in my car after work today there was a bouquet of flowers and a card on my seat. I make someone wash my car and they give me flowers? I don't get it, but it made me happy.

And I exaggerated a bit in this thread for the story's sake.

Elvis The Fat Years
11-20-2006, 11:27 PM
i thought you weren't going to talk about him on here?

bardy
11-20-2006, 11:29 PM
yeah but the story screamed 'netphoria'
I wont bring him up again.

alisonmonster
11-20-2006, 11:30 PM
That being said, when I got in my car after work today there was a bouquet of flowers and a card on my seat. I make someone wash my car and they give me flowers?


guilt :(

girls like boys
11-20-2006, 11:35 PM
how sweeeeet. mine buys me liquor all the time
my boy doesn't like strip clubs and stuff and didn't even go for one of his friends bachelor parties. he just thinks they're disgusting and all that.
plus, you know....all he has to do is ask. lol

Elvis The Fat Years
11-20-2006, 11:35 PM
yeah but the story screamed 'netphoria'
I wont bring him up again.

but remember you talking about how he doesn't want to fuck, you always have to start the fucking-making out-finger banging.

so this is twice.

im sick and tired of your lies.

Lucy Sky Diamonds
11-20-2006, 11:39 PM
Sounds like a real catch of a guy.

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 12:07 AM
i think a guy that can blow 1200 no sweat, treats her as well as she says she does, took that long to even make a move, AND does sweet little favors for her can't be all bad. no criminal record. no kids. no drug habit. not beating her. not broke. don't live with his momma. no internet gaming addiction. not secretly gay....i mean those sound like pro's to me! haha

alisonmonster
11-21-2006, 12:15 AM
no criminal record. no kids. no drug habit. not beating her. not broke. don't live with his momma. no internet gaming addiction. not secretly gay

must be a keeper!

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 12:18 AM
well those are good enough criteria to investigate atleast!

no man truly starts off as a keeper, but has been conditioned by many females to respond properly. it's a process i do believe that i have crafted at my last master piece haha

alisonmonster
11-21-2006, 12:24 AM
yeah gotta love a man whose spirit's you've broken-thankfully that works every time with lots of success and no backlash ever.

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 12:29 AM
you don't have to break someone's spirit at all to get them to understand their life would be better if you were happy as their mate.
plus, every persons individuality is risked a little with every relationship they chose to give in to. love can be a very consuming and selfish thing, but it can also be entirely rewarding and completely worth losing a little bit of 'spirit' or individuality for.

some boys just don't act right, and they gotta learn to straighten up and live right. gotta train them if their momma didn't!

Karl Connor
11-21-2006, 12:31 AM
/\

post/av/username

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 12:35 AM
teehee

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2006, 12:36 AM
That being said, when I got in my car after work today there was a bouquet of flowers and a card on my seat. I make someone wash my car and they give me flowers? I don't get it, but it made me happy.

jesus christ how stereotypical do you need to be? you play your role as the typical blind chick very well.

that's called <i>guilt</i>. he washed your car and bought you flowers. was it your birthday? anniversary? valentine's day?

no. it was "i fucked a hooker and i feel guilty" day.

but hey, whatever makes you happy to turn a blind eye

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 12:38 AM
mostly i'm just kidding about training them. you can't ever change a person and we all learn that the hard way, because females have a problem viewing someone as their potential and not as their reality.
but it is true you have to start off with good enough before you can find perfect, because sometimes mr. perfect just needs to learn a little bit about life before he comes back around.
there are worse things he could do than blow a grand or two.

alisonmonster
11-21-2006, 12:42 AM
you don't have to break someone's spirit at all to get them to understand their life would be better if you were happy as their mate.
plus, every persons individuality is risked a little with every relationship they chose to give in to. love can be a very consuming and selfish thing, but it can also be entirely rewarding and completely worth losing a little bit of 'spirit' or individuality for.

some boys just don't act right, and they gotta learn to straighten up and live right. gotta train them if their momma didn't!

i get compromising and everything else in a relationship but i'm not about to start training someone . He either wants to make me happy on his own volition or he doesn't. Why would his losing some individuality please me? Sounds like it might make him a little bitter or a little whipped, neither of which is really appealing to me.

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2006, 12:42 AM
mostly i'm just kidding about training them. you can't ever change a person and we all learn that the hard way, because females have a problem viewing someone as their potential and not as their reality.
but it is true you have to start off with good enough before you can find perfect, because sometimes mr. perfect just needs to learn a little bit about life before he comes back around.
there are worse things he could do than blow a grand or two.
you must be a chick, because you believe there is a "perfect" man. there isn't. not even "perfect for you."

alisonmonster
11-21-2006, 12:44 AM
ok, i'm a 'chick' and i don't believe that. I don't even believe in soul mates (and i'm not saying this because of bitterness or anything like that).

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 12:45 AM
i mean training like letting him know what works for you and what doesn't. no man in any relationship can perfectly predict what makes you happy, and if you just show up with a 6-pack and tits that covers about 40% of the 'happy' meter on his part. heh

i never said there was a 'perfect' man, that's what i'm getting at. you have to work with Mr.Good Enough, and put your time and effort in if the chemistry and feelings are reciprocated. Mr. Good Enough can be the best kisser you've ever had, the most emotionally receptive man you've ever encountered, and may give you the best sex of your life....but what if you feel neglected because he watches sports or hangs with the guys instead of making you feel sexy.....or what if (like pretty much everyone here) he has an internet addiction/gaming addiction! huh?

you gotta balance what you got with what you risk for what you want. das it.

alisonmonster
11-21-2006, 12:51 AM
yeah i think thats called compromising. Two way street. otherwise you're just trying to whipshhhh! Next time i see ryan, i'll tell him, 'Dude, you're just....so....good enough.'

Toby
11-21-2006, 12:57 AM
lol @ nimrod.

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 12:58 AM
no you gotta say 'baby you ARE good enough!" make it sound positive!
if you say you're the best he knows you're lying.

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2006, 01:31 AM
ok, i'm a 'chick' and i don't believe that. I don't even believe in soul mates (and i'm not saying this because of bitterness or anything like that).
i am not saying that all chicks believe that way.

i am saying that only chicks believe that way

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2006, 01:34 AM
i mean training like letting him know what works for you and what doesn't. no man in any relationship can perfectly predict what makes you happy, and if you just show up with a 6-pack and tits that covers about 40% of the 'happy' meter on his part. heh

i never said there was a 'perfect' man, that's what i'm getting at. you have to work with Mr.Good Enough, and put your time and effort in if the chemistry and feelings are reciprocated. Mr. Good Enough can be the best kisser you've ever had, the most emotionally receptive man you've ever encountered, and may give you the best sex of your life....but what if you feel neglected because he watches sports or hangs with the guys instead of making you feel sexy.....or what if (like pretty much everyone here) he has an internet addiction/gaming addiction! huh?

you gotta balance what you got with what you risk for what you want. das it.
so you want:
to "train" him.
to "work with" him
to have him give you everything you could possibly want but then bitch and moan when god forbid he wants to watch a game or have any friends

you're going to meet a nice boy someday who will love and marry you and you'll make him miserable for the rest of his life

JokeyLoki
11-21-2006, 01:38 AM
Wow, bardy... I've met some clueless girls in my day, but I think you may take the cake.

scouse_dave
11-21-2006, 03:33 AM
bardy... take it from an ex-scumbag.... something isnt right here.This is my favourite reply in the whole thread.

severin
11-21-2006, 04:17 AM
This is my favourite reply in the whole thread.
yeah, it takes one ot know one

cap'n jazz
11-21-2006, 05:10 AM
He's in your base killing ur d00ds.

kiwi
11-21-2006, 05:47 AM
in ur whore houses screwing ur wh0rez

brendo_91
11-21-2006, 06:36 AM
there are worse things he could do than blow a grand or two.

there are worse things he could do than be blown by a grandma or two.

there are worse things he could do than spend a grand or two on blow.

Nope, no matter how I read that sentence, it still boggles the mind.

bardy
11-21-2006, 08:39 AM
jesus christ how stereotypical do you need to be? you play your role as the typical blind chick very well.

that's called <i>guilt</i>. he washed your car and bought you flowers. was it your birthday? anniversary? valentine's day?

no. it was "i fucked a hooker and i feel guilty" day.

but hey, whatever makes you happy to turn a blind eye


No he does shit like that all the time. One time I asked him to pick up some hangers on the way over to my apartment and ne brought me a big stuffed animal. he just sees things in the store and buys them for me. Does anyone not remember when I made the thread saying that I thought be too nice?

Esty
11-21-2006, 08:42 AM
You need a bad boy brady. One that treats you like shit.

mpp
11-21-2006, 08:43 AM
*shakes head*

yeah, i buy stuff for my g/f too sometimes

then again, i am a worthless no good cheater

brendo_91
11-21-2006, 09:22 AM
No he does shit like that all the time.

So at least he's consistently guilty?

duovamp
11-21-2006, 09:49 AM
Some bitches need to have their skulls crushed by their idiot boyfriends cockslapping them.

Graveflower
11-21-2006, 09:53 AM
what if you feel neglected because he watches sports or hangs with the guys instead of making you feel sexy..

what the fuck

duovamp
11-21-2006, 10:05 AM
what the fuck

More like boys like boys.

But anyway, isn't that someone who got banned on another name?

Graveflower
11-21-2006, 10:08 AM
i just dont get that
i dont have time to watch the game guys

i have to make my girlfriend <i>feel sexy</i>

RenewRevive
11-21-2006, 10:09 AM
on the other hand, ain't it cool to have a girlfriend who is totally OK with you banging whores along, and spending(wasting) 1200 bucks a night on whatever and she doesn't even wink ?

Hey, keep up. Brady's bf spent $1200 on potato chips. Perfectly reasonable.

duovamp
11-21-2006, 10:13 AM
i just dont get that
i dont have time to watch the game guys

i have to make my girlfriend <i>feel sexy</i>


"Hey fatty, you're totally hot. I assume this benefits you in some way."
"It does because I'm so fucking pathetic I require the compliments of others to live and thus am a complete leech in every imaginable way."
"Sweet, that's totally rad. You're pretty."
"I know, despite the fact that I'm a slob!"
"HURRAY!"

Bitches don't need to feel sexy, they need to lose weight and BE sexy, that way they won't need shitty boyfriends who beat them with crowbars.

Graveflower
11-21-2006, 10:15 AM
hey man you want to go shoot some hoops
no i gotta hang around and make the old lady feel sexy

Travis Meeks
11-21-2006, 10:17 AM
sean, you never make me feel sexy anymore :(

Graveflower
11-21-2006, 10:19 AM
too busy monitoring the latest bcs results

Travis Meeks
11-21-2006, 10:24 AM
yeah I've been pretty busy hitting my g

no time for romance!

rocksteady
11-21-2006, 11:16 AM
girls like boys: getting raped is the easiest way to feel sexy.

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2006, 12:51 PM
i just dont get that
i dont have time to watch the game guys

i have to make my girlfriend <i>feel sexy</i>
i hope black eyes and fat lips make her feel sexy

mccririck
11-21-2006, 01:07 PM
girls like boys: getting raped is the easiest way to feel sexy.

I wish it was that easy.

neopryn
11-21-2006, 01:08 PM
i want brady's opinion on this. does he make you feel sexy? if so, how?

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 01:14 PM
sean you're still a virgin right?
CASE CLOSED

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 01:16 PM
and it's never 'a game' or hanging out one time. guys tend to do that all the time and then there's no going out for dinner or dancing or anything romantic anymore. it's all down teh shitter to sweat pants and farting in front of eachother.
for a relationship to work you gotta make eachother feel sexy and desired!.......lol i'm talking to netphoria about relationships. nevermind

Graveflower
11-21-2006, 01:17 PM
sean you're still a virgin right?


no

Graveflower
11-21-2006, 01:18 PM
and it's never 'a game' or hanging out one time. guys tend to do that all the time and then there's no going out for dinner or dancing or anything romantic anymore. it's all down teh shitter to sweat pants and farting in front of eachother.
for a relationship to work you gotta make eachother feel sexy and desired!.......lol i'm talking to netphoria about relationships. nevermind

do you get all your thoughts on this stuff from watching sitcoms and kate hudson movies

girls like boys
11-21-2006, 01:22 PM
yes. every last one of them.

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2006, 02:55 PM
and it's never 'a game' or hanging out one time. guys tend to do that all the time and then there's no going out for dinner or dancing or anything romantic anymore. it's all down teh shitter to sweat pants and farting in front of eachother.
for a relationship to work you gotta make eachother feel sexy and desired!.......lol i'm talking to netphoria about relationships. nevermind
i bet there's a lot less blowjobs for him too

bardy
11-21-2006, 04:11 PM
i want brady's opinion on this. does he make you feel sexy? if so, how?


In a different way. Bad boys make yuo feel sexy in a purely uhhh lustful and raw way. He is very sincere and sweet and it's more of a comfortable sexy and less of a risky one.

But anyway I am going to the airport now and I wont have internet access over thanksgiving, peace out and have a good turkey day to you americans. everyone else just have good days..

Katy Lied
11-21-2006, 04:12 PM
brady i'm gonna leave another comment on your rep page and this time it's gonna be supah raunchy

Mayfuck
11-21-2006, 04:12 PM
take care brady pie

RopeyLopey
11-21-2006, 04:36 PM
In a different way. Bad boys make yuo feel sexy in a purely uhhh lustful and raw way. He is very sincere and sweet and it's more of a comfortable sexy and less of a risky one.

But anyway I am going to the airport now and I wont have internet access over thanksgiving, peace out and have a good turkey day to you americans. everyone else just have good days..have you ever had a good boy? Maybe you could give it a try - at least once, you know...

Esty
11-21-2006, 05:14 PM
But anyway I am going to the airport now and I wont have internet access over thanksgiving, peace out and have a good turkey day to you americans. everyone else just have good days..

I'll miss you.

obscured01
11-21-2006, 05:43 PM
<font color="dab9ea">This may be a stupid question, but by 'whorehouse' do you mean stripclub? </font>

obscured01
11-21-2006, 05:44 PM
<font color="dab9ea">Oh I just realized she was gone. Maybe someone else can answer that for me then.</font>

neopryn
11-21-2006, 05:56 PM
she said they went there to get sex for his friend, so i think we're talking hardcore whorehouse here

duovamp
11-21-2006, 05:58 PM
It's painfully obvious that when a guy says he's going to a whorehouse and comes back with 1200 less dollars that he claims was lost on gambling, he scrogged a whore. Now, assuming she believes him, she'll probably bang him and get AIDs, then we can all laugh about the matter and move on.

obscured01
11-21-2006, 05:59 PM
<font color="dab9ea">Where are there hardcore whorehouses? I mean outside of the Las Vegas area. We don't have any whorehouses here.

Sorry this makes me seem kind of stupid. I guess I don't really know much about whorehouses.

I didn't know prostitution was legal in vegas until I saw that hbo or whatever show about it. I don't remember the name of it. </font>

Graveflower
11-21-2006, 05:59 PM
there are legal brothels all over nevada

obscured01
11-21-2006, 06:01 PM
<font color="dab9ea">Not just in vegas? That's crazy. So did Brady's dude go to Nevada to party?

I guess that would make sense as it said he gambled and lost a hellofa lot of money.

Okay. </font>

duovamp
11-21-2006, 06:01 PM
They went to Reno, it's legal I guess. And I assume they advertise because he said they made sure to find one with a bar

-Words.

Travis Meeks
11-21-2006, 06:01 PM
actually it's illegal in Vegas but legal throughout Nevada.


and considering all of the known details, I guarentee this dude nailed a hooker.

obscured01
11-21-2006, 06:02 PM
<font color="dab9ea">Aaah reno. Sorry, I thought I read the whole thread, but I guess I missed that part. </font>

duovamp
11-21-2006, 06:02 PM
I guarentee this dude nailed a hooker.

They prefer the term whore.

duovamp
11-21-2006, 06:03 PM
<font color="dab9ea">Aaah reno. Sorry, I thought I read the whole thread, but I guess I missed that part. </font>

Yeah, I wasn't sure if she said something about it either. Guess you can bang whores for 1200 in Reno, though.

j u n e
11-21-2006, 06:04 PM
ladies pinch; whores use rouge


http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5131/1758/320/%5Bsimpsons%5D%20Classic%20moment%20makeupgun.jpg

duovamp
11-21-2006, 06:05 PM
Reference recognized. Good for me.

Nimrod's Son
11-21-2006, 06:46 PM
<font color="dab9ea">Not just in vegas? That's crazy. So did Brady's dude go to Nevada to party?

I guess that would make sense as it said he gambled and lost a hellofa lot of money.

Okay. </font>
Actually Vegas is one of the few places in Nevada where it is not legal

obscured01
11-21-2006, 06:46 PM
<font color="dab9ea">See how much I know about whores and whorehouses.</font>

Graveflower
11-21-2006, 06:47 PM
is kristin completely insane or is it just me

Kurt Cocaine
11-21-2006, 06:49 PM
your boyfriend probably goes to a whorehouse even when he;s over your house!

ahaha

Morcova
11-21-2006, 09:30 PM
I knew girls like her in school.... clueless. Sweet, but clueless.

Always felt bad for them.

Fatima
11-21-2006, 09:31 PM
he's like your sugar daddy, i'm jelus

neopryn
11-21-2006, 09:32 PM
if i were admin, those ^ posts would not have been made

Quiet CD
11-21-2006, 09:35 PM
the land of conditionals only entertains you though...

Future Boy
11-21-2006, 09:45 PM
No he does shit like that all the time.

How often in a week? I want to estimate how many random chicks this guy fucks.

brendo_91
11-22-2006, 07:02 AM
if i were admin, those ^ posts would not have been made

neopryn for admin 2007

duovamp
11-22-2006, 07:22 AM
neopryn for admin 2007

I know where my vote's going.

Nimrod's Son
04-01-2009, 12:30 PM
Yeah, I wasn't sure if she said something about it either. Guess you can bang whores for 1200 in Reno, though.

I like that you can pick them out ahead of time
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ravenguy2000
04-01-2009, 12:36 PM
I like that you can pick them out ahead of time
Welcome To Dennis Hof's World Famous BunnyRanch! (http://www.bunnyranch.com/)

found the one i want!

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Nimrod's Son
04-01-2009, 12:41 PM
found the one i want!

BunnyRanch Photo Gallery (http://www.bunnyranch.com/phpAlbum/main.php?cmd=imageview&var1=Celebrities%2Fjeremyasleep.jpg&var2=0)

surprised you didn't go for this twosome
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duovamp
04-01-2009, 12:55 PM
I like that you can pick them out ahead of time
Welcome To Dennis Hof's World Famous BunnyRanch! (http://www.bunnyranch.com/)

wtf all of these women are aaaawful... :( Kai Kaluha is probably the top pick, Paris Love being second, but I wouldn't PAY somebody to do them! I'd be better off with my charm and the price of dinner, to hell with the middle man.

Sarcastic Smile
04-01-2009, 01:17 PM
Kai Kaluha is probably the top pick

i thought so too but you cant even see her full face =/

hey nimrod have you applied to mod?
BunnyRanch :: Index page (http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/)

duovamp
04-01-2009, 01:28 PM
That's probably why she's at the top. :erm:

Nimrod's Son
04-01-2009, 04:48 PM
wtf all of these women are aaaawful... :(
Brittany Angel, Kacey Jordan, Paige Palmer, Paris Love?

samuel redman
04-01-2009, 04:58 PM
so duovamp did you ever end up voting?

duovamp
04-01-2009, 08:36 PM
so duovamp did you ever end up voting?

Voting? What?

duovamp
04-01-2009, 09:06 PM
I have no clue what you're talking about. :(

samuel redman
04-01-2009, 09:15 PM
I know where my vote's going.


^this

Gossamer
04-01-2009, 09:22 PM
yeah so I only read the first page of this thread, but bardy or whatever her name is definitely has gonorrhea now.

duovamp
04-01-2009, 11:56 PM
Man, let's not bring up my shitty 2006 posts. Please.

fistula freddy
04-02-2009, 12:05 AM
Man, let's not bring up my shitty 2006 posts. Please.

but the 2009 ones are still okay, right?

duovamp
04-02-2009, 12:20 AM
Oh my word no.

Sarcastic Smile
04-03-2009, 02:08 PM
I read this a long time ago and just skimmed it again.. does it say anything about why he didn't answer the phone all morning ? Like, what his excuse was?

Mayfuck
04-03-2009, 02:38 PM
water under the bridge, SarcasticSmile, water under the bridge.

Sarcastic Smile
04-03-2009, 02:53 PM
shut up mayfuck i hate u

Mayfuck
04-03-2009, 03:21 PM
hmm.

Sarcastic Smile
04-03-2009, 03:36 PM
<3 kidding you know i luv you

Travis Meeks
04-03-2009, 04:46 PM
hmm.

duovamp
04-03-2009, 05:01 PM
hmm.

Nimrod's Son
04-03-2009, 05:10 PM
hurm.

fistula freddy
04-03-2009, 06:29 PM
hrm.

obscured01
04-04-2009, 09:50 PM
<font color="dab9ea">2006. I was still frequently posting back then.

Does Brady still post here? Is she still dating this dude? I'm so behind.</font>

RenewRevive
04-04-2009, 10:16 PM
yeah she has been on here fairly recently.

i am out of the loop as regards the rest of it, sorry :(

Ol' Couch Ass
04-05-2009, 02:41 AM
I'm pretty sure she lives with that dude now.

scouse_dave
04-11-2009, 06:49 PM
hi

AndySlash
04-11-2009, 07:22 PM
hm.