Sometimes I feel like I love Mexicans just for the stories they provide me.

This one old-ass Mexican guy (probably about 65) shows up in the jury room in a 15-year old Dallas Cowboys dirty-ass Starter hat. Nevermind all the signs that say "no hats," "no tank tops," "no cell phones."

But the best-dressed Mexican was some slore 30-something chick who looked more appropriately dressed to be hooking on the side of the road than for jury duty. She had a halter top with tight ass jeans and a serious case of high pants. Her ass is huge so it's just hanging out there in these jeans, and she is showing all her fat stomach cuz the halter top. It was embarassing.

All Mexicans except Esty and my friend Carlos should be shot to death.

I agree, Esty and Carlos are the only ones worth saving. Well, that and the one who invented chimichangas.

I guess we should wish Mike to live too, for Chante's sake.

Mike's a half-breed though. Most half-breeds don't deserve to die. Other than Pay-Rod.

Well they got out of jury duty, didn't they?

LOL. They sure did dude. But pretty much everyone gets out of jury duty. There's usually about 100 people called and 70 leave by 9:00 AM and 10 to 15 more leave by 10:00.

i hate those girls/women with a fat gut who insist on wearing low cut too-tight jeans and tummy shirts. Damn, most of them would look totally fine if they dressed more sensibly. This is what's wrong with north america!

We should ask Mexico to leave Earth.

it'll just come sneaking back across the asteroid belt at night when we're not looking

^^^ post of the day

reminds me of this lawyer
<img src="http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2006/10/21/tornew.jpg">
who got thrown out of traffic court, for wearing that suit.