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Rider
10-25-2006, 08:54 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-10-25-boy-vending-spongebob_x.htm

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2006/10/25/boy.jpg
Katy Lied
10-25-2006, 08:57 PM
i hope that kid was beat with the belt when he got home
yo soy el mejor
10-25-2006, 09:10 PM
they didnt even let him have his stupid little toy? how rude
Katy Lied
10-25-2006, 09:11 PM
how rude
mmmmm
Nimrod's Son
10-25-2006, 09:14 PM
they didnt even let him have his stupid little toy? how rude
They would be stealing the toy from the vending company
redbull
10-25-2006, 09:28 PM
:rofl:
ravenguy2000
10-25-2006, 09:32 PM
would've pooped in there first
Super Cres
10-25-2006, 09:48 PM
how the hell does a three year old know how to use a screwdriver to get out?
Grumble
10-25-2006, 09:49 PM
patient and precise instructions would be the boring answer.
Katy Lied
10-25-2006, 09:51 PM
they should have told the kid to close his eyes they broke the glass with an axe
redbull
10-25-2006, 10:04 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2006/10/25/boy.jpg
thread delivers
yo soy el mejor
10-25-2006, 10:14 PM
whatever. that old granny already spent more than a dollar and was on her way to get another one to use. those things cost like 2 cents to make. alex has five sitting on a shelf and we probably spent around 20 dollars getting those suckers.
ravenguy2000
10-25-2006, 10:21 PM
someone photoshop a plush pedo bear in there
Katy Lied
10-25-2006, 10:22 PM
i don't quite understand why the grandmom just didn't put more money in and claw the kids out of there
Mayfuck
10-25-2006, 10:32 PM
patient and precise instructions would be the boring answer.
Now your avatar really is you. Rocklobster has nothing bad to say!!!
Grumble
10-25-2006, 10:37 PM
checkmate.
ohnoitsbonnie
10-25-2006, 10:39 PM
no
Mayfuck
10-25-2006, 10:41 PM
Wanna come over Bonnie's house
Grumble
10-25-2006, 10:46 PM
bonnie doesn't like me.
Grumble
10-25-2006, 10:47 PM
wanna come to the sad soft middle of nowhere? there's cake.
Mayfuck
10-25-2006, 10:51 PM
Yea :)
ohnoitsbonnie
10-25-2006, 10:52 PM
I love you
Grumble
10-25-2006, 10:52 PM
then it's a date.

i had a date with dead last night in the lollipop thread. it was a disaster.
Grumble
10-25-2006, 10:53 PM
bonnie, i'm afraid you might be a third wheel.
Grumble
10-25-2006, 10:54 PM
i just tripped over and ate all the cake :(
ziggygaydust
10-25-2006, 10:56 PM
someone photoshop a plush pedo bear in there
ziggygaydust delivers
http://i79.imagethrust.com/i/433924/pedbear.jpg
MusicMan4
10-25-2006, 10:57 PM
it should be behind him
ohnoitsbonnie
10-25-2006, 10:59 PM
Do you sense any sort of foul play here? :(
ziggygaydust
10-25-2006, 11:12 PM
http://i79.imagethrust.com/i/433942/pedbear.jpg
Uncle Ziggy delivers (again)
celluloid_love
10-25-2006, 11:53 PM
no he should be more inconspicuous

like popping up from behind one of the other toys. Just his head though
ziggygaydust
10-25-2006, 11:55 PM
isn't he inconspicous by trying to blend in?
celluloid_love
10-25-2006, 11:57 PM
no he should be more inconspicuous.
ziggygaydust
10-26-2006, 12:02 AM
http://i79.imagethrust.com/i/434009/pbear.jpg http://i79.imagethrust.com/i/433942/pedbear.jpg http://i79.imagethrust.com/i/433924/pedbear.jpg
Shapan
10-26-2006, 06:16 AM
a fade in like in whatcolor's sig would be perfect, too.

he should be peeking from behind elmo.
GlasgowKiss
10-26-2006, 06:47 AM
I think he should have dark glasses and a trenchcoat as well.
GlasgowKiss
10-26-2006, 07:25 AM
And he should be mouthing the words, 'grab this, kiddie'.
mistle
10-26-2006, 08:30 AM
They would be stealing the toy from the vending company

lol. you're relentless
drmoon
10-26-2006, 09:57 AM
then it's a date.

i had a date with dead last night in the lollipop thread. it was a disaster.

:D

i mean :(
HorseflyKing
10-26-2006, 10:03 AM
It seems like I have seen multiple stories about kids in vending machines.
What the hell is going on? It's like an epidemic or something.