View Full Version : Another reason why cats are worthless


gpub
10-18-2006, 03:29 PM
ELKHART LAKE, Wisconsin (AP) -- After a disabled woman's cat started a house fire, her specially trained dog came to the rescue, then died trying unsuccessfully to rescue the cat.

Jamie Hanson said her 13-year-old dog Jesse brought her artificial leg and a phone she used to call 911.

"She got me outside and then she heard the cat upstairs and she went up there to get the cat, and she wouldn't come back to me," Hanson, 49, said at a news conference Monday at Aurora Sheboygan Memorial Medical Center, where she was being treated for her injuries.

She received third-degree arm burns in the fire Sunday night at her home in Rhine, south of Elkhart Lake. Both pets died.

Hanson, who lost a leg in a car accident three years ago, said she was on the couch watching television when the cat ran over the back of the couch.

"And he jumped onto a table that had a candle on it and tipped it over and lighted the artificial plants on fire," she said.

Hanson said she fell off the couch and was unable to get her artificial leg from the table, "so my dog got my leg for me and went and got the phone and brought the phone to me so I could call 911."

contusion
10-18-2006, 03:35 PM
It could be very well argued that old people are useless.

contusion
10-18-2006, 03:35 PM
Especially if they're disabled.

gpub
10-18-2006, 03:36 PM
I can get with that

JokeyLoki
10-18-2006, 03:43 PM
<img src="http://static.flickr.com/91/269760499_73f5dcb61d.jpg?v=0">

ohnoitsbonnie
10-18-2006, 04:28 PM
what about that cat that called 911 when it's not-old-but-suffering-from-aids owner fell?

D.
10-18-2006, 06:05 PM
fuck you guys

Shparticus
10-18-2006, 06:25 PM
4chan is a 1 stop shop for cute.

D.
10-18-2006, 06:26 PM
<img src="http://static.flickr.com/91/269760499_73f5dcb61d.jpg?v=0">
i mean, seriously, how could anyone hate this picture or the cat in it?

gpub
10-18-2006, 06:45 PM
how could anyone hate photoshop?

D.
10-18-2006, 07:03 PM
how could anyone hate photoshop?
no, i mean, the photoshop is funny, but the cat is adorable.

fuck you cat haters

smashingjj
10-18-2006, 07:07 PM
ELKHART LAKE, Wisconsin (AP) -- After a disabled woman's cat started a house fire, her specially trained dog came to the rescue, then died trying unsuccessfully to rescue the cat.

Jamie Hanson said her 13-year-old dog Jesse brought her artificial leg and a phone she used to call 911.

"She got me outside and then she heard the cat upstairs and she went up there to get the cat, and she wouldn't come back to me," Hanson, 49, said at a news conference Monday at Aurora Sheboygan Memorial Medical Center, where she was being treated for her injuries.

She received third-degree arm burns in the fire Sunday night at her home in Rhine, south of Elkhart Lake. Both pets died.

Hanson, who lost a leg in a car accident three years ago, said she was on the couch watching television when the cat ran over the back of the couch.

"And he jumped onto a table that had a candle on it and tipped it over and lighted the artificial plants on fire," she said.

Hanson said she fell off the couch and was unable to get her artificial leg from the table, "so my dog got my leg for me and went and got the phone and brought the phone to me so I could call 911."
that cat rules. it died because of its self-caused revolution against the ruling force. my deepest sympathies.

The Jesus
10-18-2006, 07:51 PM
Cats are nothing but trouble and strife.

alisonmonster
10-18-2006, 07:54 PM
gpub, you'd probably like the Maus graphic novels

The Pashing Smumpkin
10-18-2006, 08:09 PM
that cat rules. it died because of its self-caused revolution against the ruling force. my deepest sympathies.

Best response ever...

foxtrot
10-18-2006, 08:29 PM
I am most likely going to hell for this...
http://i77.imagethrust.com/i/408554/kitty.jpg

smashingjj
10-18-2006, 08:30 PM
hahaha ^

lohengrin
10-18-2006, 10:11 PM
i hate small dogs. it's cool out so i have the window open and some bitch's spoiled little rat of a dog is running around barking away

"diamond" ROWFROWFROWF
"diamond"ROWFROWFROWF
"diamond!"ROWFROWFROWF
"diamond"ROWFROWFROWF
(to a passer-by) "im sorry, haha"
"diamond"ROWFROWFROWF
"diamond"ROWFROWFROWF

the weight limitations the apartments have put on pets pretty much guarantee a strong presence of these little shits

yo soy el mejor
10-18-2006, 10:58 PM
shutup, alex. dogs are fun. petition to ban alex

Katy Lied
10-18-2006, 11:04 PM
<img src="http://static.flickr.com/91/269760499_73f5dcb61d.jpg?v=0">
fuck that cat

Katy Lied
10-18-2006, 11:04 PM
shutup, alex. dogs are fun. petition to ban alex
petition for you to shut the fuck up about alex

redbull
10-18-2006, 11:05 PM
fuck yo couch

yo soy el mejor
10-18-2006, 11:07 PM
ban alex.

ohnoitsbonnie
10-18-2006, 11:09 PM
Did you guys break up again?

waltermcphilp
10-18-2006, 11:12 PM
fuck yo couch

fuck yo couch nigga!

Trotskilicious
10-19-2006, 11:39 AM
Cats are pretty cool but they aren't as cool as doggies.

Geek USA
10-19-2006, 02:15 PM
<img src="http://static.flickr.com/91/269760499_73f5dcb61d.jpg?v=0">


this picture would be cute if it didnt say that stupid shit on it.

Sammiches
10-19-2006, 02:18 PM
4chan is a 1 stop shop for cute.

:S

gpub
10-19-2006, 02:20 PM
gpub, you'd probably like the Maus graphic novels


Inform me more on this please

lohengrin
10-19-2006, 02:20 PM
i actually dont think it's that cute. the look in that cat's eyes is the miserable selfish stare of the unconscious. it's the kind of look you hope to never see surface on a human beings face and that you're guaranteed to encounter with caged bears

when i went camping recently, everyone was a little let down that we experienced a few near-misses in terms of timing but never got to see a bear roaming free, but the bear we did see, which was in a portable bear trap, was more interesting to me. 100% Id in it's eyes.

Toast
10-19-2006, 02:24 PM
"And he jumped onto a table that had a candle on it and tipped it over and lighted the artificial plants on fire," she said.



is she mentally disabled too

Kahlo
10-20-2006, 08:55 AM
people with artificial plants need to die. If I was the dog I would have dragged her back in and sat on the porch wagging my tail.

Trotskilicious
10-20-2006, 09:05 AM
Artificial plants are a feng shui no-no.