...and other assorted female things. So, I hereby petition to have a Ladies Lounge.

I have been informed that if 20 females agree and donate, we can have it. Please indicate your willingness and monetary pledge here.

http://www.lvol.com/bios/images/e57.jpg

do 20 females even post here

good luck with this

how much money would i have to donate??

im a poor college student....

yeah the only people really worth listening to are the females on this board.
i'd still feel kind of ashamed to have it on my bank statement, but if it keeps retarded people like sppunk and nimrod from responding to a thread i post, i'd give a sizeable amount. what's good? like 15-30?

In the range of $5 to $15.

Finally, a place where I can talk about my vagina. Better start donating right now.

hmm.. i'd be willing.

why new forum? I think General Forum is a great place for that kind of talk!

shit i'll donate 20 just to keep Kristin out of the general forum

hey guys, can i come? http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon10.gif

oh god just imagine it

hey guys, can i come? http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon10.gif

thats up to julio.

yeah the only people really worth listening to are the females on this board.
i'd still feel kind of ashamed to have it on my bank statement, but if it keeps retarded people like sppunk and nimrod from responding to a thread i post, i'd give a sizeable amount. what's good? like 15-30?
i'm glad you chose two of the four guys you can't keep out as your examples

:rofl:

i can't really see how that could end up being worse than the gentelman's forum

i'm glad you chose two of the four guys you can't keep out as your examples

:rofl: :rockon:

I'd consider it. It seems like a good idea in theory but I don't know. I just picture it somehow turning into a place I would avoid. Like the girl's restroom in high school.

can I be a mod? ladies sometimes tell me that I have this gentle touch, so it wouldn't hurt.

i'm glad you chose two of the four guys you can't keep out as your examples

but seriously nimrod.. if we got this forum.. would you keep our secrets.. or would you copy and paste all our threads over into the general chat forum?

I think we would need some sort of 'code of silence'...from these 4 men..

posters like toby and zerospaced are the reason why i came back to netphoria

can I be a mod? ladies sometimes tell me that I have this gentle touch, so it wouldn't hurt.

ropey lopey i think that you would be a good mod..i'd nominate you

ropey lopey i think that you would be a good mod..i'd nominate youthanks ella, i can't wait for this new incarnation of me as a poster:
http://redakce.atlas.cz/edition_files/images/35/256310.jpg

i for one welcome our new female overlords

but seriously nimrod.. if we got this forum.. would you keep our secrets.. or would you copy and paste all our threads over into the general chat forum?

I think we would need some sort of 'code of silence'...from these 4 men..
honestly i would only be involved inasmuch as user settings and forum settings.

other than that i would ignore it

i for one welcome our new female overlords
http://cabanedebart.free.fr/images/brockman.gif

all they'd talk about is how hot me and toby are and how nimrods arrogance makes them wet.

other than that i would ignore it

unlike some people in similar situations

honestly i would only be involved inasmuch as user settings and forum settings.

other than that i would ignore it
ok this isn't totally true

i'd probably marry ella and then use her account to read the forum and pretend i'm not, and then maybe even delete or modify some things

also then i will be a huge dick to my wife about it

all they'd talk about is how hot me and toby are and how nimrods arrogance makes them wet.

i thought we already had the gentlemen's forum for that

ok this isn't totally true

i'd probably marry ella and then use her account to read the forum and pretend i'm not, and then maybe even delete or modify some things

also then i will be a huge dick to my wife about it
:rofl: Well played, sir.

i'd marry you nimrod.. you're pretty hot in that picture on netphoria photo album. if that's you. ;)

I can't wait until sppunk or nims violates the vagina board trust and then comes back and reports it all to the gent board like bluestar did.

i'd marry you nimrod.. you're pretty hot in that picture on netphoria photo album. if that's you. ;)

Oh shut the fuck up already.

I do find it amazingly in poor taste that she's the one petitioning for this.

She must be exceedingly jealous.

I bet she withheld sex from ***** until he asked pakula about it.

i'd donate money to the "new server", before donating to something like that...

i'd donate money to the "new server", before donating to something like that...

you mean Pakulas trip to Tahiti??

I bet she withheld sex from ***** until he asked pakula about it.

<eureka isn't just a city in california anymore>

you mean Pakulas trip to Tahiti??

at least i'd know it was not going to waste!

I can't wait until sppunk or nims violates the vagina board trust and then comes back and reports it all to the gent board like bluestar did.

Never happened.

i'm too much of a man for this. my head would explode from the influx of wedding planning and j-crew pictures.

could we talk about the view there?


speaking of that did any of you guys catch rosie's first show today?

could we talk about the view there?


speaking of that did any of you guys catch rosie's first show today?

We can! I didn't catch it, but I hear that Elizabeth chick went on about wearing a bathing suit when she takes a bath with her kid.

Just like your husband, you'd be voted out anyway.

From what I have seen, most of you gals don't like each other anyway. How can you manage a "chick" board when every other member hates another?

From what I have seen, most of you gals don't like each other anyway. How can you manage a "chick" board when every other member hates another?

It'll bring us together.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3441/boomsj2.jpg

From what I have seen, most of you gals don't like each other anyway. How can you manage a "chick" board when every other member hates another?

Wouldn't that just make it more interesting?

also, when you will be setting up that place, please don't forget to call this guy to invite him in, he's waiting for your call:
NSFW















http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a315/pisekdusan/paulsays/14.jpg

I bet he'd be able to fix 90% of problems that would be discussed in this soon-to-be awesome forum

We can! I didn't catch it, but I hear that Elizabeth chick went on about wearing a bathing suit when she takes a bath with her kid.


yeah rosie admitted to bathing naked with her children and having been asked "when will i look like that"


then i guess she gave everyone in the audience a trip...SCANDALOUS

It'll bring us together.

<img src=http://matthew-rock.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pillowfight.jpg>

I would donate if there were enough people to set this up

however that shit better get used, I dont want no f9 activity

that shit better get used

is that tattooed over your vagina&tits?

im gonna post my tits in the vagina lounge

im gonna post my tits in the vagina loungeI bet there would be a real demand for such an act over there.

well I havent heard any opposition yet

can i join the vagina lounge? nobody over here wants me anyway and i want to talk about the view with people who respect it

ill post mine too.. daily..

and i'll post my sisters. and friends.

I bet there would be a real demand for such an act over there.
Dont freak out - there's about as good as chance as this happening as John Kerry becoming the next president of the United States of America.

I'm all for it, except horrifying guys with the details of a UTI is something I enjoy quite a bit...

I would donate if there were enough people to set this up

however that shit better get used, I dont want no f9 activity

<font color="dab9ea">I second this.

And I don't think there's really as much girl hating going on ... at least I haven't noticed it, but I can be pretty oblivious to some things.</font>

can i join the vagina lounge? nobody over here wants me anyway and i want to talk about the view with people who respect it


fuck no

fuck yes

can i join the vagina lounge? nobody over here wants me anyway and i want to talk about the view with people who respect itcan we just rename General Chat to Vagina Lounge? The effect will be about the same (minus Bardy's breast pic)

<font color="dab9ea">I second this.

And I don't think there's really as much girl hating going on ... at least I haven't noticed it, but I can be pretty oblivious to some things.</font>well isn't like hate what is driving this board? Who would post if all were friends?

i just want to talk about the view and sex and the city



who doesn't?

GREAT NEWS!!!! Now you cunts can get out of here. Please take Stacey as well. I'll donate for her.

if stacey gets to go then i get to go too

well isn't like hate what is driving this board? Who would post if all were friends?

<font color="dab9ea">I mean girls hating other girls. I can't think of any girl vs. girl rivalries off the top of my head.</font>

I'm all for it, except horrifying guys with the details of a UTI is something I enjoy quite a bit...
edit: actually, knock yourself out

yeah please take tessellation....I mean floppy nono too

great thread

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3441/boomsj2.jpg
:rofl: joe did make my brain explode by being such an idiot, too.

Never happened.

It depends on what your definition of "never" is.

That's akin to Clinton's, "I never had sexual relations with that woman!"

yeah please take tessellation....I mean floppy nono too
:confused:

That's akin to Clinton's, "I never had sexual relations with that woman!"
you don't need to explain my posts

we should make a board just for all the black netphorians next

great idea. lets continue segregating the forums and see how much more we can kill this board.

we should make a board just for all the black netphorians next
we already do
http://forums.netphoria.org/member.php?u=2505

I demand the creation of the "Extreme SP Trading" Forum

she be one ub us

shit i'll donate 20 just to keep Kristin out of the general forum
you beat me to it

by two pages

he got banned you win by default

fuck yes.

although i'm not sure i should be taking after him in that case.

don't worry you're not



i'll be the next

this would make a great T-shirt for your vagina forum membership package:


http://myspace-153.vo.llnwd.net/01099/35/19/1099149153_l.jpg


wait, actually probably not (unless you get her posting in, which I seriously doubt)

who the hell is that, jan?

i don't really want to discuss my vagina.

who the hell is that, jan?
i want to know too. she's pretty good lookin'.

who the hell is that, jan?
I have no idea. All I know is that I like her voice very much - she has this band called Hot Bitch Arsenal - she gets mad props from me even only if for such a band name.


i don't really want to discuss my vagina.oh, why not, alison? come on, it will be fun!

do you guys talk about your penises in the gentleman's forum?

do you guys talk about your penises in the gentleman's forum?I talk only about my penis over there.


Oh BTW, I am leaving for China next week, I will bring you this awesome present you will surely appreciate (I hope you don't mind I didn't bother asking for your size):
http://www.marlamallett.com/E-5298-Shoes-Spirals.jpg

so that you have something to look forward to!

:) hey thats cool. i'd prefer some opium, but i'll be happy with the miniature shoes. While there, you can get sleeper some real communist paraphenalia.

opium
it'd probably just be easier to get in touch with some returning Canadian Forces regulars.

It'd be boring as fuck. All the threads would be about kittens , the pill and the latest stray Stacee has taken in.

:) hey thats cool. i'd prefer some opium, but i'll be happy with the miniature shoes. While there, you can get sleeper some real communist paraphenalia.opium? yeah, i already see you demonstrating in front of Chinese consulate on St. George with those Falun guys - FREE JAN!
no communist shit for Sleeper - but I already invited him while you will be giving a dance in those nice shoes - he can't wait and he is really looking forward to it, too!

I should probably take some of the Chinese make-up stuff, too, to make it really awesome. You'd definitely look awesome:
http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/NGSPOD03/106270~Chinese-woman-in-theatrical-makeup-and-costume-Posters.jpg

del

opium? yeah, i already see you demonstrating in front of Chinese consulate on St. George with those Falun guys - FREE JAN!
no communist shit for Sleeper - but I already invited him while you will be giving a dance in those nice shoes - he can't wait and he is really looking forward to it, too!

I should probably take some of the Chinese make-up stuff, too, to make it really awesome. You'd definitely look awesome:
http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/NGSPOD03/106270~Chinese-woman-in-theatrical-makeup-and-costume-Posters.jpg

am i going to have to bind my feet for this?

am i going to have to bind my feet for this?I am not sure if we understand each other correctly. Those shoes wouldn't be destined for a shelf in your appartment - you gotta use them. I suggest you can start binding the feet for night even by now, so when I come back you will slip into them just perfectly.

i don't really want to discuss my vagina.
that's ok, we've already got a thread about it in the GF

that's ok, we've already got a thread about it in the GF

must be pretty deep

I am not sure if we understand each other correctly. Those shoes wouldn't be destined for a shelf in your appartment - you gotta use them. I suggest you can start binding the feet for night even by now, so when I come back you will slip into them just perfectly.

i see your plan. keep the little lady from running away.

i see your plan. keep the little lady from running away.Your bf thinks it's a fantastic plan, too!

Your bf thinks it's a fantastic plan, too!

i got owned

If there were one, I'd probably check it out. I've already donated $50 and don't know if I would donate more... guess that's up to the powers that be.

oh you'll donate more and you'll like it if you want me to create the Whore Lounge

oh you'll donate more and you'll like it if you want me to create the Whore Lounge

The Vagina Lounge smells better... sadly.

the Whore Lounge

if it's called the whore lounge i might consider donating

how much more? hmm..

i would donate and maybe post more about the drama i choose to leave out. most of it is pretty interesting, but i choose not to contribute to fodder for the neanderthols

i'd really prefer if there was a way guys couldn't see/post in it. especiallly the people that follow me around the board and ridicule things i post like they're actually clever and intelligent rather than 3rd grade bullies.

i could contribute a lot to a board with actual clever responses rather than flames like 'whore university' and 'redneck skank' .

neanderthols
did they teach you about the neanderthols at Whore University?

Hey Kristin, how have you been?

i would donate and maybe post more about the drama i choose to leave out. most of it is pretty interesting

May the slings and arrows of us unclever males be the true deciders of what is interesting.

May the slings and arrows of us unclever males be the true deciders of what is interesting.


See also: Work related emails.

:) hey thats cool. i'd prefer some opium, but i'll be happy with the miniature shoes. While there, you can get sleeper some real communist paraphenalia.
i can make this happen without having to go to abroad, or even leaving my house for that matter.

i can make this happen without having to go to abroad, or even leaving my house for that matter.

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Police/Police_lights_2.gif

hmm.. i'd be willing.


Im not donating if ella's aloud in. I dont want to hear about her vag.

Im not donating if ella's aloud in. I dont want to hear about her vag.

lola.. :erm:

it's <i> allowed </i> not aloud.


get it?

Oh shit you got me. Fuck you ella.

it's wonton, baby

bonnie, wonton is a little different than allowed... one is from the english language.. and the other is a chinese food.

AHA Take that ella. Bonnie made you her bitch.

what's this THUNDER DOWN UNDER.

oh, whatever.. you guys are a bit immature.

i'm going to class.

--later

ok... ella... see.... you... --later!

its two dots not three bonnie..

BLOODY VAGINAS ARE GROSS

BLOODY VAGINAS ARE GROSS

.

i can make this happen without having to go to abroad, or even leaving my house for that matter.

ok, if i ever need any, i'll be sure to come over to your opium den

um what's the thunder?

Women are gonna get together, gossip, and keep it all a secret?

i keep secrets very well.

Your own, Im sure.

and everyone else's.

No. Only men should have a private forum.

<img src = "http://forum.newsarama.com/image.php?u=14690&dateline=1151938306">

i wouldn't be interested because all the guy mods could read it, and so what's the point? that doesn't mean that i'm not jealous of the gentleman's forum... i just think that having a separate forum for the women wouldn't make anything any better around here for the women posters.

:-(

I guess if it will keep your trash off the gen board.

nah, you'll still be there.

nah, you'll still be there.
You need to pay attention to possessive pronouns.

you need people on the internet to call your phone :rofl:
it probably got stuck between your 3rd and 4th chin.

you need people on the internet to call your phone :rofl:

You're right, maybe I should have called someone and had them call my phone.

Retard.

nah, you'll still be there.
give a hoot, don't pollute (this board)

what's this THUNDER DOWN UNDER.

http://www.thunderfromdownunder.com/

urgh

i said, do you speaka my language? she just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

I don't need a separate forum to discuss my vagina. I don't need to discuss it on this forum either. :erm:

no need to be shy

we're all friendly, supportive, serious types on this forum

i wouldn't be interested because all the guy mods could read it, and so what's the point? that doesn't mean that i'm not jealous of the gentleman's forum... i just think that having a separate forum for the women wouldn't make anything any better around here for the women posters.
Moderators cannot read the private forums.

i will personally donate $500 to make sure this is never even considered