I'm going to go to burger king to get some breakfast

and then going to a coworkers birthday party for his daughter who is turning 3.... this should be interesting. There are some other people from work going and I think we're all drinking some beer/wine so it can't be THAT bad. Also they have a pool and I really need to get some sun on my face because I'm looking sickly.

you should try and give a guy a blow job to see if it was just that guy or possibly my man hands theory

just pick some geek you work with and show em what you're workin with

awesome topic deserving its own thread

5 stars

please be sure to make another tomorrow detailing your plans to go grocery shopping

anyway, after ryan stopped being grouchy last night we watched a movie and part of a hockey game till we both fell asleep. when we finally dragged our lazy asses into bed we were laying there, he had his hand on my hip. then he started rubbing. he's all like "oohhhh your shorts are silk!" ha, horny little monkey. i have no idea what got into him, but he was very...shall we say...enthusiastic. rawr! good God, and i was ready to go again this morning. he's yummy :) some night when we're getting ready to go to bed and he leaves the room i wanna put on his cop shirt (JUST his cop shirt and a thong) and when he comes back into the room tie him up and be naughty. :D

i think my mum is on crack. she thinks that when she gets chickens she's going to teach chloe to herd them. wuuuttttttttttttttt. no. more like chloe will bite them. silly puppy :) man, i really feel like going shopping, even though i just spent a shitload of money (birthday money) on stuff i don't really need. bad kelly. actually, i take that back. i hardly ever spend money on myself, most of it goes towards bills. and i had a right to spend that money. and it WAS stuff i neeed! (sorta) some summer shirts, finally a bikini that looks good on me, mothers day gifts, a cute hat, and some cute pajymas that got me some ass! actually, all i really want now is some eyeshadow. i tried some of megs today that's pink. it looks really cute, and i don't have any pink. i just got my tax return, i think i can afford it. maybe, i need new windshield wipers, too. i had forgotten about that.

i swear to god i hadn't seen OJ's thread about grocery shopping

fuck, this whole place has become a charicature of itself

Suirel was bored. He wasn't deprived of sex, nay, any of his servants would be more than happy to try to accommodate him. However, Suirel was a dragon, and a well-endowed one at that. He'd had sex with wolves, nymphs, humans, and even sows. His slender penis had no trouble slipping into their warm depths, but he never really got much satisfaction. He couldn't slip in much past the half-way point. Though his cock was slender, it was very long. He wanted to be able to go in to the hilt.

With a lusty sigh, the dragon rolled over onto his back, deciding that it was better to jerk off than face another frustrating sexual session where the female got all of the pleasure, and he was barely able to orgasm. He began playing with his sheath, teasing the opening with an extended claw. He closed his eyes and imagined the perfect female tenderly rubbing and scratching his nether scales. His dick slowly made its way out of the sheath, growing longer and harder under his touch. Moaning softly, Suirel bent his long neck downwards, taking his own penis into his mouth. He tuned out the nerves on his tongue and imagined once again that the perfect female was doing this to him.

Suirel was bored. He wasn't deprived of sex, nay, any of his servants would be more than happy to try to accommodate him. However, Suirel was a dragon, and a well-endowed one at that. He'd had sex with wolves, nymphs, humans, and even sows. His slender penis had no trouble slipping into their warm depths, but he never really got much satisfaction. He couldn't slip in much past the half-way point. Though his cock was slender, it was very long. He wanted to be able to go in to the hilt.

With a lusty sigh, the dragon rolled over onto his back, deciding that it was better to jerk off than face another frustrating sexual session where the female got all of the pleasure, and he was barely able to orgasm. He began playing with his sheath, teasing the opening with an extended claw. He closed his eyes and imagined the perfect female tenderly rubbing and scratching his nether scales. His dick slowly made its way out of the sheath, growing longer and harder under his touch. Moaning softly, Suirel bent his long neck downwards, taking his own penis into his mouth. He tuned out the nerves on his tongue and imagined once again that the perfect female was doing this to him.
find your own schtick.

kthx

fuck, this whole place has become a charicature of itselfI don't think I'll ever get to 10,000 posts at this rate...

who the fuck cares.

that wasnt directed at you dave

about as many people care about OJ needing shit for his fridge

Im still waiting for your "How much change is in your pocket?" thread. Probably not as exciting as this one though.

that wasnt directed at you dave :cheers:

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/\ That wouldn't have worked in a less boring thread

about as many people care about OJ needing shit for his fridge


yes but OJ very rarely does such a thing

LOL i had 4 posts in this thread pointing out nimrods misspelling of caricature and he deleted them and didnt even bother to change it

about as many people care about OJ needing shit for his fridge
at least that thread was a little more interactive as in people could think of food to suggest him. this is just like ok. thanks for sharing.

del

/\ That wouldn't have worked in a less boring thread

Good to have you back, post. I missed you bad

find your own schtick.

kthx

who currently has the dragon porno schtick?

today

i worked rather late. it's 2:45am. fuck the world

LOL i had 4 posts in this thread pointing out nimrods misspelling of caricature and he deleted them and didnt even bother to change it
I was stoned so it was possibly the most awesome thing id ever seen regardless of the fact that i didnt see the typo...

it was rather good, yes
haha haha haha rargh come on
YEAH! alpha teens

LOL i had 4 posts in this thread pointing out nimrods misspelling of caricature and he deleted them and didnt even bother to change it
Actually all posts were deleted by sppunk.