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gpub
08-29-2006, 12:18 PM
Jessica Simpson ordered to rest voice

NEW YORK (AP) -- Talk about bad timing. At the start of a media blitz to support her new album, "A Public Affair," Jessica Simpson is on vocal rest.

"It is true that she has indeed lost her voice," Simpson's publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "She's been ordered to rest. ... She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."

Simpson, 26, fell ill Friday and has "a strain, a bruise on her vocal cord," Shuter told the AP.

She canceled a planned appearance on CBS' "Late Show With David Letterman" this week but was to appear on MTV's "Total Request Live" on Tuesday afternoon to promote the album -- but not sing, Shuter said.

Simpson hopes her condition improves by Friday, when she is scheduled to perform on NBC's "Today" show, he said.

"She's trying," Shuter said. "Everybody is hoping and keeping their fingers crossed."



I found this story amusing in more ways than one.

MrPantyFAce
08-29-2006, 12:20 PM
get well soon, jessica.

xoxo oxoxo

DeviousJ
08-29-2006, 12:20 PM
"She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."

Nice publicizing, Rob Shuter

gpub
08-29-2006, 12:21 PM
Nice publicizing, Rob Shuter


yeah, that was pretty much brilliant right there

Shapan
08-29-2006, 02:53 PM
i bet her sister would think of ways to get around a lost voice.

The Jesus
08-29-2006, 03:08 PM
Too much semen.

laradelocke
08-29-2006, 03:13 PM
You beat me too it. I was gonna go with too much cock.

Argh
08-29-2006, 03:56 PM
deep throating is bad for people who need their voices

ella
08-29-2006, 04:03 PM
jessica simpson looks like a cocker spaniel.
and now she has those fat collagen (sp?) infested lips.. it's disgusting.

alexthestampede
08-29-2006, 05:01 PM
the whole board should get tom cruise avatars

laradelocke
08-29-2006, 05:05 PM
Ashlee Simpson got recently made over to be her clone.

For a girl that seemed to give off the 'I don't give a shit' therefore all you awkward teenymayberockers will buy my shite music vibe a lot, she sure is being a weak tool. Wow, we have yet another blonde bimbo.. bor fucking ing

http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~swaid/Ashlee%20Simpson.jpg
http://celebrities.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/Ashlee%20Simpson.jpg

meow
08-29-2006, 05:30 PM
i'd hit it

Shapan
08-29-2006, 05:47 PM
and then tell her to fuck off in the morning.

hell before you fell asleep.

Argh
08-30-2006, 08:15 AM
id put it inher shithole

Argh
08-30-2006, 08:17 AM
jessica simpson looks like a cocker spaniel.
and now she has those fat collagen (sp?) infested lips.. it's disgusting.

jealous because she looks nasty and could still pull more dick than you

The Jesus
08-30-2006, 09:21 AM
I'd drink her bathwater.

I'maskingforit!
08-30-2006, 10:28 AM
i'd let her drink my bathwater

duovamp
08-30-2006, 12:15 PM
World to Jessica Simpson: Shut the fuck up.

pale_princess
08-30-2006, 12:44 PM
SHE GOT LARYNGITIS BY SPENDIDNG TO MUCH TIME LICKING JOHN MAYER'S WONDERLAND OF A BODY, GUYZ.

Elvis The Fat Years
08-30-2006, 12:51 PM
toby is gonna be pissed.

alexthestampede
08-30-2006, 01:04 PM
hey alex.

RenewRevive
08-30-2006, 02:42 PM
Jessica Simpson ordered to rest voice for good.

.

ella
08-30-2006, 04:02 PM
jealous because she looks nasty and could still pull more dick than you

true true... i'm a bit jealous. she definitely gets dick. and i'm obviously lacking a lot of dick. i wonder who my next fuck will be.

Lola
08-30-2006, 04:31 PM
Shut up ella.

ella
08-30-2006, 07:37 PM
oh lola..

lonely bitch.

Lola
08-30-2006, 07:47 PM
Oh ella...

You shouldnt hate girls just because theyre prettier than you are.
And im not lonely, Bitch maybe.

ravenguy2000
08-30-2006, 07:51 PM
ooh i smell a

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=8433&dateline=1107037839>

Toby
08-30-2006, 07:56 PM
8/30/2006 10:42 AM

Aww...did you hear?!

John Mayer is dating Jessica Simpson...

I'm so sorry, Tobes.

ella
08-30-2006, 08:05 PM
Oh ella...

You shouldnt hate girls just because theyre prettier than you are.
And im not lonely, Bitch maybe.

who said anything about hate :noway:

Argh
08-30-2006, 11:28 PM
Shut up ella.

wow, bitch just got told ROFLRFLRFFLFLOLFLFLf

laradelocke
08-31-2006, 02:49 PM
John Mayer is cool like split pea soup