Real mail too boot. A couple days ago I signed up for a free holosync meditation cd courtesy of the Centerpointe Research Institute and it just came in the mail today. It's sitting, unopened, right in front of me now. Ooh the intrigue!

"Meditate Like a Zen Monk at the Push of a Button!"

Contents:
>> Amazing Holosync Demonstration CD
>> Bill Harris' "Tell all" Radio Interveiw CD
>> Special Report: How Holosync Works
>> Hear Real People Just Like You Describe Their holosync Experiences
>> A Special Letter From TV Producer Allen Koss: How Holosync Changed My Life

This is so great. All the way from Portland.

*tears open top of envelope*

Both cd's are inside a license agreement package. There is lots of paper here... oh, what's this. It looks like an extra envelope with "Please open This after you've read my letter!" written in felt ink on the cover. The mystery is blowing my mind. Should I open in it now?

Well, have you read the letter?

Nope. I'll get around to it. Right now I should probably eat.

you're giving me blue ballls, ya tease.

Way to blow the intrigue, Fathoms!

i'm off to work. I've had it with this place.

Wait, I got it - this thread is the holosync demonstration!

*generic panflute music*

Sorry guys. I've been watching South Park and eating Pringles. What is this thread about again?

blue ballls
*generic panflute music*
omg no :cry: