View Full Version : Anyone use an escort service here?
MrPantyFAce 07-29-2006, 02:39 PM I finally tried coke last night. Some whore took my friend away so i went to the titty bar. After spending 80 bucks on lap dances from the oldest most seductive dancer there, i realized itd be more cost effective and rewarding to just rent a girl. They said its a hundred bucks an hour plus paying for cab fair. I hear you usually then have to tip additionally for what kind of service you want. is that about another hundred? They couldnt send a girl last night as they couldnt verify my phone, i just got it activated so i'd have to get my service provider to list my number so i can get some damn service. Im too lazy.
id hoped to have been done in 15 minutes and for my remaining 45 have her nurse me and keep telling me, "your not a loser".
vipbrj 07-29-2006, 02:51 PM is this guy a troll?
MrPantyFAce 07-29-2006, 02:56 PM fraid not...i guess i should get my number listed. why i wouldnt order a girl now, i suspect when im on e tonight i'll probably want a girl again....i wonder if they are attractive? most people probably request young girls, i'd want a mid to late 30's. Theyd have to be good looking to be in the game at that age.
vipbrj 07-29-2006, 02:57 PM hmmm
youre kind of a loser man
MrPantyFAce 07-29-2006, 02:59 PM i know. im going to go play some slot machines to finance my night. cheers
vipbrj 07-29-2006, 03:00 PM wow youve got the loser trifecta going
hard drugs, gambling and whores
congrats my man
MrPantyFAce 07-29-2006, 03:02 PM you dont know me, look at yoself, you dont know me
I have never met you, but I feel very deep pity for you right now. Seriously man, i am almost crying for you right here in bedroom.
But whatever happens just remember that suicide isnt the answer.
Ol' Couch Ass 07-29-2006, 06:28 PM wow youve got the loser trifecta going
hard drugs, gambling and whores
congrats my man
This sort of behavior is acceptable in Vegas...but not here man, not here.
duovamp 07-29-2006, 06:29 PM Are we to assume MrPantyFAce is not just someone else on this board joking around? MrPantyFAce is a bit frightening otherwise.
Ol' Couch Ass 07-29-2006, 06:31 PM I think the jury is still out on that question.
neopryn 07-29-2006, 08:02 PM he's definitely legit and hardcore for life
Pretzel Logic 07-29-2006, 08:06 PM If MrPantyFAce has done everything he says he has, then I'd like to shake his hand and tell him he's livin the dream.
Rawker17 07-29-2006, 08:36 PM I'd say that the people who are defending him are suspects. I think they are him.
But...if you're for real, and you have enough cash for dope and gambling, I'd say, why not pick up a girl at a bar.
MrPantyFAce 07-29-2006, 10:16 PM ive been broke for a couple months. i just got 2 years worth of income tax money so naturally im going to live it up a bit after a period of poverty. the coke i got was for free from an irish fellow whom i smoked up last night. however i might try to buy sometonight
i never got around to getting my number publicly listed so i wont be able to get a whore tonight. i dont see why its so frowned upon. im an employer, helping girls out with my business. why is it more acceptable to getting shitfaced and buying lots of drinks so they regret what they do the next. escorts are legal here. two consenting adults. its a beautiful thing. im a man and i have needs...and the thing is normal nonpaid girls wouldnt do what i want them too. anyway i just took two e and im going to work my magic. your all jealous....
btw, i made a hundred fifty bucks on slots today. boom shaka lacka boom
Ol' Couch Ass 07-29-2006, 10:22 PM ^ It is hard to argue with that logic.
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