Note that I'm expressly saying 115 years so that we do not ******* Pud Galvin or Cap Anson in this discussion. I think they are both superior to Ortiz, athletically. I also think John Sullivan the late 19-th Century Boxer was a better all-around athlete.

But since Sullivan, you can not say there has been an all-around pound for pound better athlete than Ortiz.

Maybe the most clutch athlete of the last 2 years. There are countless athletes that are better all around over the past 115 years. For one, take Royce Gracie in his prime. He could kill 10 east coast douches at the same time (one for each little finger) all while eating a sandwitch.

While that might not win any playoff games, it is impressive nonetheless.

Nah. Papi is the bestest.

Toby Bow said so.

He had to go to the hospital because he can't handle the stress of the spotlight

Tiger Woods might have something to say about that

tell tiger to give papi a call when tiger starts doing something other than hitting a ball around for a living.

tell tiger to give papi a call when tiger starts doing something other than hitting a ball around for a living.

I'd like to see Ortiz sprint a mile or dunk a basketball for that matter.

tell tiger to give papi a call when tiger starts doing something other than hitting a ball around for a living.
this is quite possibly one of the greatest posts i have ever read

i'd have to agree. i'm breaking character right now to sit and admire my work. posting as a boston douchebag is way too fun. it's disturbingly fun.

i'd have to agree. i'm breaking character right now to sit and admire my work. posting as a boston douchebag is way too fun. it's disturbingly fun.
Seriously. A+ work even if you did break the 4th wall.