View Full Version : How should the next cd sound?


Diesel
06-02-2006, 05:31 AM
Should they go dreary like MCIS/Adore?

Should they kick out more Zwan-like Jesus jams? (hopefully no one says yes)

Should they head back to the Siamese Dream sound and stick with it or continue where they left off with Machina II?

POST. :smoke:

ChristHimself!
06-02-2006, 05:32 AM
OMG IT SHOULD TOTALLY RAWK THIS THREAD WAS A GREAT IDEA

ChristHimself!
06-02-2006, 05:32 AM
I WONDER IF BILLY IS READING THIS RIGHT NOW

HI BILLY

Obscured & Blue
06-02-2006, 05:33 AM
FUCK YOU AND WELCOME !!!

Obscured & Blue
06-02-2006, 05:34 AM
Billy is that you? You rock man.

avsfan7733
06-02-2006, 05:42 AM
I'm expecting them to crush me into dust with the metal.

but thats just me.

Diesel
06-02-2006, 05:45 AM
I'm expecting them to crush me into dust with the metal.

but thats just me.

I'll be pleased if they bring it like that. I want it to be a blend of MCIS and the harder tracks on Machina.

Diesel
06-02-2006, 05:46 AM
FUCK YOU AND WELCOME !!!

Thanks, and fuck you too.

ChristHimself!
06-02-2006, 05:47 AM
being serious though, i expect it to have a couple of CYBER METALZ tracks, a couple of standard geek type heavy rockers, one acoustic track, a couple of electronicky ones, maybe a gimmicky (lily/wocoan/cupid) track and one or two shoegazey rock type songs (think real love injecting liquid lsd into its pupils) and at least one epic

Mablak
06-02-2006, 05:53 AM
Mmmbop freak ya top I dmmm bop ado-n-do-n-do-nmmbop freak ya top

Wait that can't really be what they say :(

Diesel
06-02-2006, 05:59 AM
They should do an mmmbop cover. Good suggestion.

Luke de Spa
06-02-2006, 05:59 AM
pinkerton : make believe :: your favourite pumpkins album : renewed/revived sp album

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 06:11 AM
I hope it will sound like a mix between electro stuff as A100/camera eye sound and guitar riffs and drum parts like siames/mach/mcis

Esty
06-02-2006, 07:27 AM
Its going to sound like bill taking a giant shit.

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 07:32 AM
imagin if that shit crush us into dust...

Esty
06-02-2006, 07:35 AM
Shut the fuck up tom.

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 07:44 AM
wtf is your pb Esty?
Am I critizing any of your well advanced post ? no!

By the way , i'm not asking for neg rep...thks

ChristHimself!
06-02-2006, 07:46 AM
pb

i dread the day every word is shortened in such a way

js mn u shd js lv np 4ev

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 07:53 AM
sorry "pb" is a french way of shortening "problem"

ChristHimself!
06-02-2006, 07:54 AM
is ok mn i mn im nt gn to prs my vws on2 u yahmean

Diesel
06-02-2006, 07:55 AM
Billy is that you? You rock man.

Yes, it is I. I am up early to wax my head and drop the kids off at the pool.

myosis
06-02-2006, 07:56 AM
the french are so lazy, they shorten every word

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 07:57 AM
is ok mn i mn im nt gn to prs my vws on2 u yahmean
that one is hard to undstd !!

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 07:58 AM
the french are so lazy, they shorten every word
in ordr 2 hav mor tim wth women !!

Esty
06-02-2006, 08:00 AM
wtf is your pb Esty?
Am I critizing any of your well advanced post ? no!

By the way , i'm not asking for neg rep...thks

Someone put this bastard in the red please. Thanks.

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 08:04 AM
easily offendable the little Esty
who's gonna follow his order? (and swallow)

ChristHimself!
06-02-2006, 08:08 AM
mm its warm

and salty

Esty
06-02-2006, 08:10 AM
:rofl:

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 08:11 AM
:rofl:
Orgasm of Esty !!

Esty
06-02-2006, 08:22 AM
Orgasm of Esty !!


My orgasm looks more like this really.

:flame:

just imagine that flame being white.

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 08:24 AM
ok, i can also imagine that in christhimslef's mouth !!!

ChristHimself!
06-02-2006, 08:47 AM
christhimslef

who is this imposter of whom you speak?!?!?

tomlatex
06-02-2006, 08:57 AM
im talking about the one who "neg reped" me quickly after esty's order...very qucikly....too quickly !

pistol pete
06-02-2006, 02:32 PM
original

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 02:41 PM
Someone put this bastard in the red please. Thanks.

WOW! You're like an untouchable gang leader. Shut the fuck up, dicksmack.

Esty
06-02-2006, 02:48 PM
What the hell is a dicksmack? Is this some canadian thing?

Floppy Nono
06-02-2006, 02:49 PM
actually on a side note i saw a guy smack another guy with his cock infront of my highschool once....great times

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 02:50 PM
Just goes to show how young and naive you are. There's no doubt you've been on the end of one.

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 02:50 PM
actually on a side note i saw a guy smack another guy with his cock infront of my highschool once....great times

It was tcm and Esty.

Floppy Nono
06-02-2006, 02:57 PM
i didn't know they went to my school

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 02:59 PM
Again, terrible comeback. Shut your fucking trap and swallow the barrel of a gun, bullet and all.

Floppy Nono
06-02-2006, 03:02 PM
actually im pretty sure they didn't....can someone confirm this?

Esty
06-02-2006, 03:05 PM
I went to curie high school in chicago.

tcm
06-02-2006, 03:05 PM
Esty and i believe that dicksmacking is strictly a private affair. was it a Saturday?

Floppy Nono
06-02-2006, 03:06 PM
not with me then....i went to Troy High School in Troy, NY

Esty
06-02-2006, 03:08 PM
It could have been me though. I used to go around and dick slap complete strangers in front of highschools for fun. We need to know if tcm was ever present at your high school to confirm what jeffy said.

tcm
06-02-2006, 03:10 PM
i think this is all just one big coincidence. yes, we're high school dicksmackers, but surely we're not the only ones.

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 03:11 PM
It could have been me though. I used to go around and dick slap complete strangers in front of highschools for fun. We need to know if tcm was ever present at your high school to confirm what jeffy said.

No, no, no...you are mistaken. Esty, YOU received the dicksmack. You were sucking tcm's cock (are you still with me or should I start over again) and tcm pulled his dick out of your mouth and smacked you across the face with it, hence you are a "dicksmack".

Kids. :rolleyes:

Esty
06-02-2006, 03:13 PM
Yeah, I didn't think it was you. Many on the recieving end of my dick slaps have a scar from my cock ring left on either or both cheeks.

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 03:14 PM
Yeah, I didn't think it was you. Many on the recieving end of my dick slaps have a scar from my cock ring left on either or both cheeks.

You wear a cock ring? Can't keep it up on your own?

Esty
06-02-2006, 03:14 PM
No, no, no...you are mistaken. Esty, YOU received the dicksmack. You were sucking tcm's cock (are you still with me or should I start over again) and tcm pulled his dick out of your mouth and smacked you across the face with it, hence you are a "dicksmack".

Kids. :rolleyes:

Damn, the high schools in canada are fucked up.

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 03:16 PM
Damn, the high schools in canada are fucked up.

Yeah, it beats shooting people to death, like in some fucking toilet bowl countries.

Esty
06-02-2006, 03:16 PM
You wear a cock ring? Can't keep it up on your own?

Its made out of gold with a white sox logo on it. Its only used for dick slap purposes.

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 03:25 PM
Its made out of gold with a white sox logo on it. Its only used for dick slap purposes.

That's a cock piercing, not a cock ring. Again, you are so young and naive.

Floppy Nono
06-02-2006, 03:27 PM
why do you know so much about teh cockz?

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 03:28 PM
Because I am not a stupid little puke like you. I will teach you about all kinda of shit, but I ain't gonna fuck you, so back off!

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 03:30 PM
Christ, do I have to do everything?!

Here you go:



Alice,

I was wondering what exactly a cock ring does? And has it been known to be effective at what it's supposed to do? I have seen them in several places and have been too shy to ask exactly what their purpose is.

Esty



Dear Esty,

A cock ring is most often used to make an erect penis harder and bigger, to keep it that way for a longer amount of time, and to delay and heighten orgasm. Cock rings work by constricting blood flow, keeping blood in the shaft of the penis. When a wearer finally does ejaculate, the sensation is more intense, since it took a longer time to come, and because the penis is filled with additional blood.

Men use cock rings with partners and/or by themselves. Some are actual rings as their name suggests, made of metal or rubber. Since these cock rings are not adjustable, the right size needs to be chosen for a proper fit. For example, one that fits too tightly could be hard to remove and could cut off circulation in the penis entirely. Metal rings can cause a rash or other skin reactions in some men, so this is something to consider when shopping around. Adjustable cock rings made of rawhide or leather straps are easier for beginners to use since the fit can be changed, and taking them off is more manageable. Avoid using cock ring substitutes; rubber bands, binder clips, and vices, for example, cause too much constriction.

Cock rings fit over the shaft and the testicles/scrotum when a man is not erect. Ball by ball, the testicles go through, then the penis shaft dives in head first through the remaining ring space. The ideal cock ring stays in place when the penis is soft, yet it can fairly easily slip off or unsnap when the penis is hard. Lube can be added to make putting rings on and taking them off a little easier — something that works for finger and toe rings, too.

Adult-oriented stores with genital jewelry departments sometimes have fitting rooms where you can try on merchandise. If you're into advanced planning, you, or your partner, can measure your penile girth, or approximate how many of your fingers bunched together equal the thickness of their fleshy friend. The flexibility of rubber and other elasticized cock rings allows a greater range of fit for more differently endowed men, but they are not one-size-fits-all.

For safety and pleasure, a cock ring needs to increase the size of the erection only slightly. If you notice more pronounced swelling, then the fit is too tight. In that case, take the cock ring off immediately. It's also vital for men to take off their cock ring at the first sign of pain or if the genitals feel cold. In addition, it's dangerous to leave a ring on for too long, including wearing one to sleep when spontaneous erections are all the rage. An erection of several hours can cause blood coagulation in the penis, making it difficult to lose the erection. This is called priapism, a prolonged erection. Since new blood cannot enter the penis, this can be severely painful and cause permanent damage to the erectile tissue. If this happens to you, seek medical attention as soon as possible, and don't worry — the staff at the ER has seen this before.

Another place you might want to forgo a cock ring around your penis is the airport. In these high-security times, metal detectors will catch some of these penis-erectors that are tricky to explain and/or remove for closer inspection.

Alice

Floppy Nono
06-02-2006, 03:30 PM
Because I am not a stupid little puke like you. I will teach you about all kinda of shit, but I ain't gonna fuck you, so back off!




i've always been looking for an older man to teach me all the tricks of the trade







this is the porno i've been waiting for all my life

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 03:32 PM
What the fuck do they teach you down there in those American schools?! Obviously jack-fuckin-shit! And to abstain and shoot guns.

Jeff Moon
06-02-2006, 03:32 PM
i've always been looking for an older man to teach me all the tricks of the trade

this is the porno i've been waiting for all my life

I already told you I ain't into that shit so go pull it.

Diesel
06-02-2006, 09:38 PM
Nice to see this thread stayed on topic. :D

Fathoms (unadored)
06-02-2006, 09:40 PM
It should sound like God himself picked up the motherfucking guitar and decided to totally destroy any of our feeble notions of what "awesomeness" is!

pete
06-03-2006, 07:20 AM
I'm expecting a gay bar karioke night type theme.

Quiet CD
06-03-2006, 01:09 PM
it should be however they want it to be.

br191804
06-03-2006, 01:20 PM
Yeah, the only orgasm you have Esty is when you jerk yourself off. With over 7000 posts you don't have much time for sex, do you?

socom1rocks
06-03-2006, 04:10 PM
I think it should sound like a combo of Siamese Dream and Nevermind

COG
06-03-2006, 09:54 PM
I hope it sounds like the Ugly organ!!!


BTW! THIs thrd roxxZ!

Fritter
06-03-2006, 10:41 PM
I think it should sound like a combo of Siamese Dream and Nevermind

Do you mean Siamese Dream and Gish? Becuase, after all, billy did create the nevermind sound.

slanky
06-04-2006, 12:41 AM
What the hell is a dicksmack? Is this some canadian thing?

lame

aztec litany service
06-04-2006, 02:11 AM
I think it should sound like a combo of Siamese Dream and Nevermind
can't say i'd complain

Diesel
06-04-2006, 02:21 AM
I'm hoping the first track is a cover of "Sugar, Sugar" by the Archies. That would fucking own.

aztec litany service
06-04-2006, 02:56 AM
i really dislike that song
happy music would be cool though
but pure happiness
that'd be one way to go 'forward' or whatever

Mablak
06-04-2006, 03:24 AM
Was that supposed to be some kind of new wave haiku or what.

Dr Fager
06-04-2006, 08:45 AM
I expect the album to be more of Billy's pseudo intellectual, self indulgent rubbish he's been spewing out of late.

Billy has a great knack of fucking things up. His musical path post Mellon Collie has been nothing short of disaster, and while i hope for a day when he actually decides to write and record a hard rock album again like Simease Dream the truth is hell screw this up.

This new disc will be so overthought and overanalyzed it will be devoid of life.

DeviousJ
06-04-2006, 09:24 AM
Jeff Moon, did you write that letter yourself and doctor it to look as though Esty had written it? I find it highly implausible that you would have access to such a thing if he had. Furthermore, if Esty had written that letter there would be little point in recounting it as though it were new information. I think it's quite clear that you are the one with the penis paraphernalia fascination.

Also there was no need to change 'Andrew' to 'Alice' in your letter. We're understanding folks here at Netphoria

myosis
06-04-2006, 12:52 PM
happy music would be cool though
but pure happiness
that'd be one way to go 'forward' or whatever

you mean like mary star of the sea ?

...

i played that album yesterday while doing the dishes... my girlfriend liked it. made her feel like jumping around.

Floppy Nono
06-04-2006, 12:54 PM
like putting my cock in a meat grinder but only on tuesdays

aztec litany service
06-04-2006, 09:52 PM
there's sad stuff all throughout msots. few examples: msots the song [lyrics and music], anything jesus is depressing, "until i die of a broken heart a broken heeeaart", "when we rule, everybody dies", "take these chains and hold them as ours" and so on

tomlatex
06-06-2006, 09:10 AM
that's amazing how two threads can be mixed together so well

so corgan has a cock ring ?

mr wilson
06-06-2006, 03:08 PM
hmmm, i think the new cd should be good, i know it will sound different and every cd has changed to the new sound i have grown to, so it will probly what i like but just dont know it yet lmao

Izzle
06-06-2006, 03:10 PM
hmmm, i think the new cd should be good, i know it will sound different and every cd has changed to the new sound i have grown to, so it will probly what i like but just dont know it yet lmao

lol @ mr wilson

mr wilson
06-06-2006, 03:21 PM
lol. you know what i mean

Effloresce
06-06-2006, 08:18 PM
If Eric Avery is the bassist that should give us an idea of what they want to do with the sound. I'd expect something heavily Gish influenced.

myosis
06-06-2006, 10:17 PM
if eric avery is confining the band to have a gish-alike sound then i say they fucking get rid of him now. otherwise they will have to get rid of him for the subsequent album if they want it to be somehow different.

Effloresce
06-06-2006, 11:27 PM
Why?

By "going back" to their sound I just mean that as the primary influence... they could still do other things.

myosis
06-06-2006, 11:43 PM
so in other words, if eric avery is the bassist that does not necessarily give us an idea of what they will do with the sound ?

ok, i'm reassured.

Effloresce
06-06-2006, 11:45 PM
so in other words, if eric avery is the bassist that does not necessarily give us an idea of what they will do with the sound ?

ok, i'm reassured.
No... only that it is a possibility. So yeah, as a means of reassurance. :)

But I would not mind something heavily Gish influenced AFTER all of these years, they could really go back to that sound and blow it wide open. And with a bassist like Eric Avery the possibilities would be endless to where they could take a psychedelic metal sound...

someKinkyShit
06-11-2006, 02:59 PM
i think we should all expect the new album to come in the form of an irish tap dancing extravaganza blended with the theme of amnesty for nudists. A dozen-disc record at that.
IM HUNGRY FOR IT!

Dunker
06-11-2006, 03:21 PM
I hope it will sound nice...
I donīt want to remember how b0lly destroyed his opportunities and records.. like msots (the first shows were incredible, and in the album all those awesome songs dissappeard)
B0lly should die.

Izzle
06-11-2006, 03:33 PM
I hope it will sound nice...
I donīt want to remember how b0lly destroyed his opportunities and records.. like msots (the first shows were incredible, and in the album all those awesome songs dissappeard)
B0lly should die.

silliest post of all time.