Where would you take him? He is very high maintenance so it better not be nothing cheap. Seriously, post your dream dates.

For a quiet dinner, then to the Louvre after it has closed, so we both get the entire place to ourselves.

(Actually I prefer going to a game - getting some beers, and cheap ball park food.)

For a quiet dinner, then to the Louvre after it has closed, so we both get the entire place to ourselves.

(Actually I prefer going to a game - getting some beers, and cheap ball park food.)


I've decided that I will now rate your date as far as how much attention your get from bill afterward.


You'll get a friendly pat on the head from bill. Consider yourself lucky you cheap bastard.

i would take him somewhere with plenty of aisle room so there would be no conflicts with the waitstaff.

i would take him somewhere with plenty of aisle room so there would be no conflicts with the waitstaff.


Need more information before I can tell you how much of bill you get to have.

I'd skip straight to the manlove.

I would take him to my bedroom

I'd skip straight to the manlove.


Billy would tear your ass apart but he at least needs dinner first.

I would take him to my bedroom


You're lucky bill is into charity.

You're lucky bill is into charity.

it would probably be kinda uncomfortable seeing as I am really short and he is really tall.

it would probably be kinda uncomfortable seeing as I am really short and he is really tall.

So get on top. Ride that bolly!!!!!!

I guess we couldnt do any 69ing

Need more information before I can tell you how much of bill you get to have.


but you've heard the story, right?!

Billy doesn't eat pussy. Sorry brades. Looks like jimmy is your guy.

fuck you I can have whoever I want

but you've heard the story, right?!

Yeah but what do you eat. What are we talking here?

fuck you I can have whoever I want

Dang, I didn't know you were that horny.

what do you guys think billy is like in bed?


does he take it seriously?
does he call you the next day/speak to you afterwards?
does he cuddle afterwards--
if so, does he try to cuddle all night or roll over?
if so, does he try to hold your hand?
is he loud or silent?

Didn't you read his confessions? Hes a fucking god in bed.

did he say that he cried one time during sex? the time he did it in that garage?

Did he cry? Jesus, what a fag. Why do you want to fuck him so bad Brades?

I don't want to fuck him more than I want to fuck any other famous guy.

Like who?

I plan on marrying a hot famous guy and becoming famous myself. just you guys wait.

You'll make a lovely trophy wife brades.

awwww thanks!

What things do you think the press will say about me?

You might get lumped in with his other exploits, including Courtney Love, so I'd keep that shit quiet.

Not much I would guess. Maybe a few comments on your boobs but thats it.

You might get lumped in with his other exploits, including Courtney Love, so I'd keep that shit quiet.


that's true. but I graduated from college and in hollywood that is a big deal.

Hey Erin!!!!!!! I Love you!!!!!! Where you been? Have you heard, i'm getting banned. Isn't it great?

I haven't heard that :( I've been around but I've been sick and with finals my time is taken up. Why are you getting banned?

Because BeautifulLoser is a stupid idiot.

there are 24 people viewing this place and we are the only ones posting.

hey guys!! post in here!!

Ok i'm done guys. Bye Erin get better soon. Bye Brady.

Later, Stevie.

I would take him to a strip club. Hopefully he would spread his love by buying me lots of lap dances and maybe letting me get one of the lackey strippers to sleep with me. In return I would suck his dick.

I would take him to the depths of pleasure and ecstacy.

Brokeback Billy.....all we need is some mountains, a tent, and a can of beans

and a can of beans

You mexicans and your fucking beans.

since i pretty much say a homosexual thing about billy in every single fucking thread i post in on this board....you guys know i would hit that ass and tear the page!








also BEAAAAANERs beaners BEANS GOTTA EAT BEANS!@!!

Brokeback Billy.....all we need is some mountains, a taint, and a can of beans

<ohfer...>

Now it's perfection! D'arcy plays the disgruntled bitchy wife cause her husband turned gay.

wow, no 4000 word date idea from Davin?? surely he knows all billys favourite places to go..

our date would begin with Billy and i riding around chicago in an open-top bus drinking champagne and laughing at poor people. then we'd get a couple of those blessed holy milkshakes Billy likes so much, and play b-ball in the ghetto while some friendly hoods sit on a nearby corner with their boom box going "them's some fly honkies!". i'd let Billy win (seeing as he's a foot taller than me) as this would undoubtedly satiate him for long enough to go to Joe Shanahan's Bar & Grill, where Billy would "move for no one" until he finished his whopping buffalo steak and hard boiled dodo egg. content at having ravenously torn at the loins of the animal kingdom, we'd leave without paying, Shanahan worshipping at Billy's feet. we'd go down to the halfway house and torment Strawberry, then back to Billy's, where we'd encounter a gimp-suited Jimmy in the basement, then watch a Dio live dvd, laugh disdainfully at netphoria, indulge in mcmurderson flash movies and play scalextrics. last but not least:

(cue "b0lly's ready for beddy!!" pic)

our date would begin with Billy and i riding around chicago in an open-top bus drinking champagne and laughing at poor people.

would this ******* monacles and top hats??

would this ******* monacles and top hats??

yes it would inklude monacles and top hats.

this is the gayest fan-boy thread ever. congratulations.

says the person with the Pete Docherty avatar*

*yes I will say this after everytime you post something I believe to be worthless.

says the person with the Pete Docherty avatar*

*yes I will say this after everytime you post something I believe to be worthless.

Meaning, after every post? :)

it would probably be kinda uncomfortable seeing as I am really short and he is really tall.
IBH?

(Ideal blowjob height)