and desirable?

I post on netphoria.

My good looks, charm and giant wee wee.

nothing

Jesus

eating mercury

my special needs certificate and my millions of dollars

that i'm crazy.

nothing

I am starting to be afraid my biggest contribution to the mankind was posing with a pic of a guy with a huge cock in downtown Toronto.

nothing
die.

die.

oh i will :banging:

nothingdude say your music or loops, at least. I sent this one thing to the best current living canadian composer of 'serious' music where I overworked one his compositions and used your loops and he replied he fucking loves it and asked me for more!

i'm left handed
i'm small
i wank off on my girlfriend in my sleep

i'm also left handed, wank my big cock with my left hand, i'm hot, talented, and post here (oh wait, that doesn't make me either special or desirable . . . or does it?).

I've been told more than once that I'm like a hot librarian: I'm nerdy, know a little too much about everything but am still somehow attractive. Not exactly something to write home about but it could be worse.

I've been told more than once that I'm like a hot librarian: I'm nerdy, know a little too much about everything but am still somehow attractive. Not exactly something to write home about but it could be worse.
if only you wore glasses too that would be bonerific

Wine.

if only you wore glasses too that would be bonerific

I do wear glasses, I just haven't posted any pictures here with me wearing them.

I do wear glasses, I just haven't posted any pictures here with me wearing them.<Center>
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I've been told more than once that I'm like a hot librarian: I'm nerdy, know a little too much about everything but am still somehow attractive. Not exactly something to write home about but it could be worse.

THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS ABOUT ME!

i no longer feel special :(

I drive around in a wheelchair even though I'm not disabled in any way.