View Full Version : Hey let's all write songs about the server


DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 05:33 PM
http://www.74kn.com/F5.mp3

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 05:34 PM
If we get enough together we can release a charity CD to raise funds

bardy
05-02-2006, 05:35 PM
apparently my 7.50 didnt go to getting a new server

Mariner
05-02-2006, 05:36 PM
Originally incl</>uded in song by DeviousJ
*cough*

there is no silence only lool

Mo
05-02-2006, 05:36 PM
We could make one song together.

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 05:38 PM
there is no silence only lool

That shit hurts man. There's a take that could only be described as (aborted)

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 05:38 PM
We could make one song together.

Only a fool would attempt something like that

bardy
05-02-2006, 05:39 PM
why the fuck are you writing a new song when you should be working on the christmas one.

Mo
05-02-2006, 05:39 PM
Only a fool would attempt something like that


Yeah, right. I don't think we'd finish in time anyway.




When is christmas again?

Mariner
05-02-2006, 05:40 PM
why the fuck are you writing a new song when you should be working on the christmas one.

he has to cleanse his creative pallete so he doesn't get sick of our sorry ass voices

Mariner
05-02-2006, 05:41 PM
That shit hurts man. There's a take that could only be described as (aborted)


way to take one for the team, son

*manly ass smack*

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 05:41 PM
why the fuck are you writing a new song when you should be working on the christmas one.

We'll never get those minutes back

bardy
05-02-2006, 05:42 PM
how close are you to finishing?

RopeyLopey
05-02-2006, 05:44 PM
people don't get confused. I suspect the truth is Mr. DeviousJ lost all Christmas tracks we submitted and he's too afaird to tell us, so he keeps on saying 'tomorrow, tomorrow'. Now it's getting already a bit peinlich, so instead he comes up with this server thing.

It's like as if a thief was screaming 'catch the thief!'

Geek USA
05-02-2006, 05:46 PM
why the fuck are you writing a new song when you should be working on the christmas one.

you need to calm the fuck down.

Mariner
05-02-2006, 05:47 PM
ooh it's mud wrestling time

wHATcOLOR
05-02-2006, 05:49 PM
you need to calm the fuck down.


rep that!!

mercurial
05-02-2006, 05:50 PM
still want to be an engineer leeviousj?

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 05:50 PM
way to take one for the team, son

*manly ass smack*

Just for you
http://www.74kn.com/F5(aborted).mp3

Elvis The Fat Years
05-02-2006, 05:57 PM
how close are you to finishing?

ewww fuckin pervert.

Mariner
05-02-2006, 06:08 PM
Just for you
http://www.74kn.com/F5(aborted).mp3

and the pro lifers say abortions contribute nothing to the world

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 06:08 PM
people don't get confused. I suspect the truth is Mr. DeviousJ lost all Christmas tracks we submitted and he's too afaird to tell us, so he keeps on saying 'tomorrow, tomorrow'. Now it's getting already a bit peinlich, so instead he comes up with this server thing.

It's like as if a thief was screaming 'catch the thief!'

You can talk, mr 'my tracks need normalizing but I don't care!!' I'm onto you! Saboteur!

It has bits to do, I have to reorganise stuff to fit the new stuff in, and go back and put something how it was because it just works better than way, and things like that

Here, non-believers

<img src="http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7480/exhibita6mf.jpg">

Travis Meeks
05-02-2006, 06:11 PM
:love:

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 06:12 PM
still want to be an engineer leeviousj?

It would be fun, but I can't see it being something I can break into very easily. You still want to have a look at mastering this, or just giving your expert opinion? I could send you a sneak preview <img src="http://panzergeneral.strategyplanet.gamespy.com/back/smiley/shhh.gif">

Andy /
05-02-2006, 06:12 PM
Damn, I remember spoofing some song before the the switch to vb3 and now I can't find it.

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 06:15 PM
Damn, I remember spoofing some song before the the switch to vb3 and now I can't find it.

Yes! More server songs

Travis Meeks
05-02-2006, 06:16 PM
hey lee, how bout keeping your fancy-schmancy smilies over there in europe, o.k. buddy????

Travis Meeks
05-02-2006, 06:17 PM
and that pic is an obvious photoshop :rolleyes:

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 06:18 PM
hey lee, how bout keep your fancy-schmancy smilies over there in europe, o.k. buddy????

Have a heart - that smiley's blind!

Travis Meeks
05-02-2006, 06:19 PM
oh....I didn't know...

*runs out the building*

GlasgowKiss
05-02-2006, 06:20 PM
http://www.74kn.com/F5.mp3

im on 8 beers, and im on this.

RopeyLopey
05-02-2006, 06:27 PM
You can talk, mr 'my tracks need normalizing but I don't care!!' I'm onto you! Saboteur!

From now on I am gonna say it's my 'trademark sound'!


Ok, I may do some server song.

mercurial
05-02-2006, 06:27 PM
<img src="http://panzergeneral.strategyplanet.gamespy.com/back/smiley/shhh.gif">

I dont have access to a proper music studio anymore man - the only one I can use is pretty bung and mastering in there would defeat the purpose

Happy to listen to your mix and give you some pointers if they are needed ... I imagine the amount of time you've spent on this means the mix is pretty awesome anyway

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 06:35 PM
I dont have access to a proper music studio anymore man - the only one I can use is pretty bung and mastering in there would defeat the purpose

Happy to listen to your mix and give you some pointers if they are needed ... I imagine the amount of time you've spent on this means the mix is pretty awesome anyway

Yeah check out my awesome monitors!

<img src="http://img.clubic.com/photo/00027432.jpg">

I'll do some tweaking and make another mixdown, the most recent one I have has a couple of issues I've fixed since, and there's a limiter on the drums which has to get removed or toned down. But as you can see from the picture I can't even listen to it in Cubase with everything turned on, so I have to keep making mixes, listen to them in winamp and on my mp3 player, and decide what I need to tweak next. It's a pretty laborious process, so time doesn't necessarily equal quality

Travis Meeks
05-02-2006, 06:36 PM
Lee, would you say that Clint is your musical role model?

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 06:42 PM
Lee, would you say that Clint is your musical role model?

More like the other way around I'd expect

Travis Meeks
05-02-2006, 06:47 PM
oh lee!

:)

Deleted_User
05-02-2006, 07:01 PM
I have a role in clint's musical.

GlasgowKiss
05-02-2006, 07:06 PM
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=991AEEE77EEF75BE

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 07:11 PM
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=991AEEE77EEF75BE

Stellar! Mirrored

http://www.74kn.com/Netphwoaria.mp3

Fattening Ass
05-02-2006, 07:13 PM
<3

Fattening Ass
05-02-2006, 07:14 PM
the last line is pretty cool.

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 07:34 PM
Hey Gil, you need to clear some PM space

Lucy Sky Diamonds
05-02-2006, 07:41 PM
Oh server... You don't reflect the current value of the dollar...
Oh server... Can't handle any traffic...
Oh server, always screwing us over...

mercurial
05-02-2006, 07:43 PM
Yeah check out my awesome monitors!

I'll do some tweaking and make another mixdown, the most recent one I have has a couple of issues I've fixed since, and there's a limiter on the drums which has to get removed or toned down. But as you can see from the picture I can't even listen to it in Cubase with everything turned on, so I have to keep making mixes, listen to them in winamp and on my mp3 player, and decide what I need to tweak next. It's a pretty laborious process, so time doesn't necessarily equal quality

that's a buggar

monitoring on the speakers you normally listen to music on isn't such a bad thing in the end ... at the very least you know how they sound, and how music you like the sound of, sounds through them

more power (and memory) to ya

RopeyLopey
05-02-2006, 07:45 PM
http://s61.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=07QFS6OUUKPNM0MBVAMMHI90KI


haha

Andrew, it's just a fun

Andy /
05-02-2006, 07:47 PM
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=991AEEE77EEF75BE

Fucking awesome.

DeviousJ
05-02-2006, 08:14 PM
http://s61.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=07QFS6OUUKPNM0MBVAMMHI90KI


haha

Andrew, it's just a fun

Wait just one second

Deleted_User
05-02-2006, 09:19 PM
alright. this is a cover of a neil young song with altered lyrics. i sampled it too.

http://download.yousendit.com/6DC681B22A31CEEC

Deleted_User
05-02-2006, 09:23 PM
i challenge someone to use the word abscond in their song.

wally
05-02-2006, 10:23 PM
awwwww.... I have my own track. :love:

Mariner
05-02-2006, 10:33 PM
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=991AEEE77EEF75BE

freaking spectacular

edit: same for Jan and John. best thing here in months.

RopeyLopey
05-02-2006, 10:54 PM
alright. this is a cover of a neil young song with altered lyrics. i sampled it too.

http://download.yousendit.com/6DC681B22A31CEECthat seriously made me laughing loud

good work

Geek USA
05-02-2006, 10:59 PM
alright. this is a cover of a neil young song with altered lyrics. i sampled it too.

http://download.yousendit.com/6DC681B22A31CEEC


lol!!!!

RopeyLopey
05-03-2006, 12:26 AM
alright. this is a cover of a neil young song with altered lyrics. i sampled it too.

http://download.yousendit.com/6DC681B22A31CEEC
this should be a backgorund music for the server busy message, really

Aeroplane
05-03-2006, 12:41 AM
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=991AEEE77EEF75BE

wow, this was actually good!

wHATcOLOR
05-03-2006, 01:29 AM
you guys are the greatest

noyen
05-03-2006, 01:33 AM
i've got a fuckin hardon

Luke de Spa
05-03-2006, 02:50 AM
http://audacity.sourceforge.net/

wHATcOLOR
05-03-2006, 03:38 AM
/\ thanks. i coudln't get it to go to mp3, downloaded a program to convert and that didn't seem to work, and it's 2 hours past when i told myself to go to sleep, so here's the ~8 mb wav http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0LWOOGTQ4RZPX2C5ACDML5P98E :( clearly i've never really recorded a song on my own before, and certainly have never written words or sang before, but feel free to express just how bad it is all the same

mistle
05-03-2006, 04:08 AM
/\ thanks. i coudln't get it to go to mp3, downloaded a program to convert and that didn't seem to work, and it's 2 hours past when i told myself to go to sleep, so here's the ~8 mb wav http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0LWOOGTQ4RZPX2C5ACDML5P98E :( clearly i've never really recorded a song on my own before, and certainly have never written words or sang before, but feel free to express just how bad it is all the same

dude, that's beautiful

wHATcOLOR
05-03-2006, 04:17 AM
no man mine is poops in the potty. i keep listening to yours, i love it!!!!!!!!!!!! you sound like manson or something in the second half, i love the whole thing, jeez!

edit: as i post this i keep getting server busy.. all the dudes in thsi thread have tight songs, i keep laughing they are awesome

Luke de Spa
05-03-2006, 05:09 AM
i wrote a song. i wrote it on the toilet. i will record it tomorrow. in the toilet? who knows — i LOVE surprises

bardy
05-03-2006, 09:13 AM
the percentage of posters with musical ability on this board amazes me sometimes

TIMb
05-03-2006, 09:34 AM
these are all going on y ipod for shits and giggles.

Luke de Spa
05-03-2006, 05:56 PM
THE SERVER IS A HARSH MISTRESS

http://www.sleepydemons.co.nz/lds_tsiahm.mp3

Luke de Spa
05-03-2006, 06:04 PM
alright. this is a cover of a neil young song with altered lyrics. i sampled it too.

http://download.yousendit.com/6DC681B22A31CEEC
that's so great

RopeyLopey
05-03-2006, 09:33 PM
http://s52.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=36P5A9Q4JNWWE1HQYQMG0BRNGW


lyrics:

it didn’t wanna be, andrew didn’t wanna know
we couldn’t run away cause server was busy
server gave it all away, andrew saw his baby break
white horse hung knew it was dull razors

chorus:
Now server’s got a problem, and andrew’s not a stupid boy
server’s got some deep shit, and Netphoria does not forget

Still I was lonely, and computer was by my side, my one and only
Netphoria knows that it could never hide
I couldn’t feel it, and it was just today,
Cause I was lonely and server was busy

chorus:
Now server’s got a problem, and andrew’s not a stupid boy
server’s got some deep shit, and Netphoria does not forget

Now may we get a new one, one we’ve never had
There is no busy message, this old one will be a thing of past
This was a hell on earth, we were meant to pay
And it will never learn
Bye bye, Texas, goodbye

Luke de Spa
05-03-2006, 09:53 PM
oh man

RopeyLopey
05-03-2006, 09:57 PM
oh manthis one will be the highlight of our set on the next BOLLYWOULD event.

ammy
05-03-2006, 11:09 PM
i know it's been addressed already, but i'm so proud of my mad skills.

last christmas.. we were singing a song
we sent you files and you took them away
last christmas is long gone, but you promised us something special...

Luke de Spa
05-04-2006, 12:15 AM
PIECE OF CRAP!

mercurial
05-04-2006, 12:22 AM
good things come to prople who wait?

mercurial
05-04-2006, 12:23 AM
people? or purple?

Luke de Spa
05-04-2006, 12:28 AM
propellors?

Luke de Spa
05-04-2006, 12:30 AM
paraplegics?

Geek USA
05-04-2006, 04:18 AM
you guys are so weird.

lds i love you.

RopeyLopey
05-04-2006, 12:31 PM
ammy posted. so probably preggers.

shutthefuckup
05-04-2006, 01:43 PM
I believe you have to download a small fix file and place it into audacity's folder to export directly to mp3.

This thread was actually very entertaining, cheer to those who posted music.

Thaniel Buckner
05-04-2006, 02:30 PM
are my eyes deceiving me. did i actually just see shutthefuck up post something both helpful AND complimentary.

im seriously in shock

Luke de Spa
05-04-2006, 03:31 PM
PIECE OF CRAP

this is better than neil young's inferior rendition

DeviousJ
05-04-2006, 07:28 PM
Excellent work people - I wonder if we could sell this CD through Amazon and then reap double benefits

Fattening Ass
05-04-2006, 08:35 PM
lol days later...my pm messages are cleared slightly.

:<gh>D

Mariner
05-06-2006, 02:23 PM
/\ thanks. i coudln't get it to go to mp3, downloaded a program to convert and that didn't seem to work, and it's 2 hours past when i told myself to go to sleep, so here's the ~8 mb wav http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0LWOOGTQ4RZPX2C5ACDML5P98E :( clearly i've never really recorded a song on my own before, and certainly have never written words or sang before, but feel free to express just how bad it is all the same


holy crap, i really like that. did you come up with that guitar melody?










you fuck!

Rockin' Cherub
05-06-2006, 02:36 PM
i've said it before and i'll say it again:

hold my head
we'll trampoline
finally through the roof
on to somewhere near
and far in time
netphoria
her covering
travelling career
she can really move
oh velveteen!

my netphoria, my netphoria
even i'll adore you
my netphoria

say to me
where have you been
finally through the roof
and how does lemur skin
reflect the sea?

we will wade in the shine of the ever
we will wade in the shine of the ever
we will wade in the tides of the summer
every summer
every summer
every
my netphoria
my netphoria

forevergreen
i know she's here
in California
i can see the tears
of shastasheen

my netphoria, my netphoria
even i'll adore your
my netphoria



i'm so happy / we're just friends.

wHATcOLOR
05-06-2006, 04:31 PM
holy crap, i really like that. did you come up with that guitar melody?










you fuck!


yeah i was just messing around a little bit. it's pretty much the easiest thing to play ever, you could teach it to a female even