Its not fair, all the lesbians I know look like they drive trucks. I hate porn for lying to me all these years :(

my gf made me go to some dyke bar. there wasnt like one fem lesbian there. i'd go as far as to say i was the the most effeminate person in the whole bar

My best friend's mom is a lesbian - and to be honest, she's a stunner. In a very strange way, though.

my gf made me go to some dyke bar.

Why would she do that?

b/c she was a dyke. that happens to like guys too

Wait, she used to be into women before she met you?

Och, how cute.

my gf made me go to some dyke bar. there wasnt like one fem lesbian there. i'd go as far as to say i was the the most effeminate person in the whole bar

so you're more effeminate than your gf ?

probably

Damn Randall. I never knew that.

i know some hott bi girls, not straight lez though

All the ones I know are goths.

All the lesbians i know are just kidding themselves.