I Ate My Hamster
03-17-2006, 02:46 AM
You fuckers get me all pussy wet, with your foul shots with under 5 seconds left in the game. Up 6 points.
Then you decide not to play defense on the little fuck dribbling right down the court for an easy layup. Are you fucking kidding me? Don't these kids know the spread is 5.5? Sure, they may advance to the next round, but to vegas and me, especially me, they lost. They lost on a buzzer beater. Do these kids have no shame?
I think all student athletes should be required to complete 6 credit hours(atleast) in sports betting, and oddsmaking. Let them feel the agony of riding out a 6 team parlay. You shouldn't be playing to win or have fun. You should be playing so your roommate can pay his tuition with the payoffs from bets that he made in your favor.
It doesn't matter if you win or lose. Just as long as you know the spread.
Then you decide not to play defense on the little fuck dribbling right down the court for an easy layup. Are you fucking kidding me? Don't these kids know the spread is 5.5? Sure, they may advance to the next round, but to vegas and me, especially me, they lost. They lost on a buzzer beater. Do these kids have no shame?
I think all student athletes should be required to complete 6 credit hours(atleast) in sports betting, and oddsmaking. Let them feel the agony of riding out a 6 team parlay. You shouldn't be playing to win or have fun. You should be playing so your roommate can pay his tuition with the payoffs from bets that he made in your favor.
It doesn't matter if you win or lose. Just as long as you know the spread.