You fuckers get me all pussy wet, with your foul shots with under 5 seconds left in the game. Up 6 points.

Then you decide not to play defense on the little fuck dribbling right down the court for an easy layup. Are you fucking kidding me? Don't these kids know the spread is 5.5? Sure, they may advance to the next round, but to vegas and me, especially me, they lost. They lost on a buzzer beater. Do these kids have no shame?

I think all student athletes should be required to complete 6 credit hours(atleast) in sports betting, and oddsmaking. Let them feel the agony of riding out a 6 team parlay. You shouldn't be playing to win or have fun. You should be playing so your roommate can pay his tuition with the payoffs from bets that he made in your favor.

It doesn't matter if you win or lose. Just as long as you know the spread.

found a teacher for your class :
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What kind of moron bets on Gonzaga to cover a spread?

If it's any consolaton I made more yesterday than I will all month at work.

go zags!!!

I have Gonzaga in the Final 4 in one of my 2 brackets. Losing to UCLA in the other.

i put them in a bracket 2 years ago to the final four and they lost the initial game. ruined my entire fucking bracket

in summary: i will never bet on them but i have to root for the hometeam

I had em in the Elite 8 the year they lost to Wyoming in the first round. This is the first time since then that I've bougt into the hype.

I have to root for the PornStache. I was drunk last night when they came back to win and I was singing "A PornStache Can Survive" to the toon of "A Country Boy Can Survive."

What kind of moron bets on Gonzaga to cover a spread?


word, i just picked them to win