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Nidhogg
08-11-2002, 06:00 PM
Gish - Pass the LSD
Siamese Dream - The Billy Show
Pisces Iscariot - The Billy Show (the outtakes)
MCIS - We Can Sooooooooo Kick Pink Floyd's Ass!!! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif
Adore: Listen to the Computer Make Noise
MACHINA - How to Confuse an O-boarder
MACHINA 2 - Fuck Virgin


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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

sarasvati
08-11-2002, 06:01 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nidhogg:
MACHINA - How to Confuse an O-boarder
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I kinda like this one. The others are pretty lame though.

JoaoMiguel
08-11-2002, 06:08 PM
Gish: Bad hair era
Siamese Dream: The perfectcionist egoist
Mellon Collie: I'll assume my baldness
MACHINA: SIINES!!!!`~!!
MACHINA 2: Too tired to produce the tracks

Jaggie
08-11-2002, 06:12 PM
Desolation

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i wasted (http://www.jaggie.net) all my years, been chasing all my fears

Ugly
08-11-2002, 07:11 PM
Tunes for Deaf People

The Great Pizza

The Machines of Shit

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I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
But I dance around in a gay, gay way.

[This message has been edited by Ugly (edited 08-11-2002).]

lily1only
08-11-2002, 08:51 PM
gish: we are in a band because it's a great way to make money without doing work.

sd: we are in a band because it's a great way to make money and have billy do all the work.

mcis: the media said we couldn't do it, so we damn well will.

adore: see billy sad. see billy whine. whine, billy, whine.

I'm surprised to say that Nidhogg's titles for the machinas are quite good.

Nidhogg
08-11-2002, 09:54 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by lily1only:

I'm surprised to say that Nidhogg's titles for the machinas are quite good.</font>

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif



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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

Dead
08-11-2002, 10:10 PM
My alternate album cover for Gish:

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg

Ghetto_Squirrel
08-11-2002, 10:53 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead:
My alternate album cover for Gish:

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg </font>

That's quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen this month.

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TheDeuce
08-11-2002, 11:08 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead:
My alternate album cover for Gish:

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg </font>

That's way too fucking funny. I actually like it better than the real album cover. Why can't we have a time machine?

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THRILLHO
08-11-2002, 11:50 PM
THE SEARCH FOR THA YETI

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http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg

s00p3rm4n
08-12-2002, 12:02 AM
that picture leaves me feeling like O.J., guilty but laughing nonetheless. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Boycott Graceland
08-12-2002, 12:09 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by TheDeuce:
That's way too fucking funny. I actually like it better than the real album cover. Why can't we have a time machine?

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we did, but philip ate it.

Nidhogg
08-12-2002, 12:50 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
That's quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen this month.

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TheDeuce
08-12-2002, 02:11 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Boycott Graceland:
we did, but philip ate it.

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Let's pump his stomach!

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Smiley
08-12-2002, 02:27 AM
uneasy feelings in a no-fly zone

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Nidhogg
08-12-2002, 06:36 PM
this thread lost its innocense very quickly...

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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

JoaoMiguel
08-12-2002, 06:48 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nidhogg:
this thread lost its innocense very quickly...

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your innocense is treasure
your innocense is death

MADpeace
08-13-2002, 12:47 PM
gish: man, I love my hair.
siamese dream: hmm, I'll cut my hair
pisces iscariot:hmm, well, hair is overrated.
MCIS: damn, I wish i had my hair. well, at least I don't have cancer.
Adore:shit, I wish I didn't have cancer.
Machina:this will BLOW THEIR MINDS!
Machina 2: shit...

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look at me........
http://upload.turbosport.co.uk/gallery5/20026241025832515.jpg
.....now look at you.....

metal machine
08-13-2002, 01:23 PM
none of the suggestions are even a little bit funny.

shaniqua
08-13-2002, 01:40 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by MADpeace:

Machina:this will BLOW THEIR MINDS!
Machina 2: shit...

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heh.

Sacred Age Of Innocence
08-13-2002, 02:26 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ****l machine:
none of the suggestions are even a little bit funny.</font>

happy peter pan
08-13-2002, 03:44 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ugly:
The Machines of Shit</font>



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Nidhogg
08-13-2002, 04:43 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ****l machine:
none of the suggestions are even a little bit funny.</font>

do you have any better suggestions?



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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

metal machine
08-13-2002, 05:40 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nidhogg:
do you have any better suggestions?

</font>i won't even try to match your wit.

Dead
08-14-2002, 12:58 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ****l machine:
none of the suggestions are even a little bit funny.</font>

<font color="green" size="6">Turtle want to eat you!</font>

jet set willy
08-14-2002, 01:08 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ****l machine:
Originally posted by Nidhogg:
do you have any better suggestions?

</font>i won't even try to match your wit.



cop out man

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Nidhogg
08-14-2002, 02:19 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by ****l machine:

i won't even try to match your wit.
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so i take it your answer is no. thank you, that's all you had to say. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

Red Wine Cage
08-14-2002, 11:53 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Nidhogg:
MACHINA - How to Confuse an O-boarder</font>
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">originally posted by JoaoMiguel:
MACHINA 2: Too tired to produce the tracks</font>

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">originally posted by Smiley:
uneasy feelings in a no-fly zone</font>
what was this title from anyway? which albu was "going to be" called this?

Fish
08-14-2002, 02:41 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Dead:
My alternate album cover for Gish:

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg </font>

Best picture in the world EVAR.

Ugly
08-14-2002, 02:45 PM
" The Machines of Shit" is actually something Billy said on an interview @ Much Music on March 12, 2000. He was saying how Canadians can say shit on TV so he starts saying the word "Shit" over and over. It was pretty funny.

As for "Uneasy Feelings in a No Fly Zone" that sounds familiar. Was it one of the rumoured titles for the Areoplane Box set? Hell, since that title hasn't been used I'm gonna officially steal it for one of my songs.


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I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
But I dance around in a gay, gay way.

Boycott Graceland
08-24-2002, 03:10 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ugly:
" The Machines of Shit" is actually something Billy said on an interview @ Much Music on March 12, 2000. He was saying how Canadians can say shit on TV so he starts saying the word "Shit" over and over. It was pretty funny.</font>


aaahahaha. i wanna hear that sound clip.

Vassago Stolos
08-24-2002, 05:29 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ugly:
As for "Uneasy Feelings in a No Fly Zone" that sounds familiar. Was it one of the rumoured titles for the Areoplane Box set? Hell, since that title hasn't been used I'm gonna officially steal it for one of my songs.
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It was the alternate title for Machina, back when they were gonna base the album on songs about pets and such.

Nidhogg
08-24-2002, 05:19 PM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Vassago Stolos:
It was the alternate title for Machina, back when they were gonna base the album on songs about pets and such.</font>

wtf



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DeviousJ
08-24-2002, 06:52 PM
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08-24-2002, 06:53 PM
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Ganymede33
08-24-2002, 08:47 PM
I remembered hearing MACHINA was first supposed to be called "Starship Motherfucka" or something like that.

scouse_dave
08-26-2002, 04:04 AM
<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Ugly:
" The Machines of Shit" is actually something Billy said on an interview @ Much Music on March 12, 2000. He was saying how Canadians can say shit on TV so he starts saying the word "Shit" over and over. It was pretty funny.
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OMG BILLY SAYING SHIT I'VE GOT TO GET THIS CLIP