Alternate Album Titles [Archive] - Netphoria Message Board

Nidhogg

08-11-2002, 06:00 PM

Gish - Pass the LSD
Siamese Dream - The Billy Show
Pisces Iscariot - The Billy Show (the outtakes)
MCIS - We Can Sooooooooo Kick Pink Floyd's Ass!!! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif
Adore: Listen to the Computer Make Noise
MACHINA - How to Confuse an O-boarder
MACHINA 2 - Fuck Virgin

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sarasvati

08-11-2002, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by Nidhogg:
MACHINA - How to Confuse an O-boarder


I kinda like this one. The others are pretty lame though.

JoaoMiguel

08-11-2002, 06:08 PM

Gish: Bad hair era
Siamese Dream: The perfectcionist egoist
Mellon Collie: I'll assume my baldness
MACHINA: SIINES!!!!`~!!
MACHINA 2: Too tired to produce the tracks

Jaggie

08-11-2002, 06:12 PM

Desolation

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Ugly

08-11-2002, 07:11 PM

Tunes for Deaf People

The Great Pizza

The Machines of Shit

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[This message has been edited by Ugly (edited 08-11-2002).]

lily1only

08-11-2002, 08:51 PM

gish: we are in a band because it's a great way to make money without doing work.

sd: we are in a band because it's a great way to make money and have billy do all the work.

mcis: the media said we couldn't do it, so we damn well will.

adore: see billy sad. see billy whine. whine, billy, whine.

I'm surprised to say that Nidhogg's titles for the machinas are quite good.

Nidhogg

08-11-2002, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by lily1only:

I'm surprised to say that Nidhogg's titles for the machinas are quite good.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif

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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

Dead

08-11-2002, 10:10 PM

My alternate album cover for Gish:

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg

Ghetto_Squirrel

08-11-2002, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Dead:
My alternate album cover for Gish:

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg 

That's quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen this month.

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TheDeuce

08-11-2002, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by Dead:
My alternate album cover for Gish:

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg 

That's way too fucking funny. I actually like it better than the real album cover. Why can't we have a time machine?

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THRILLHO

08-11-2002, 11:50 PM

THE SEARCH FOR THA YETI

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http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg

s00p3rm4n

08-12-2002, 12:02 AM

that picture leaves me feeling like O.J., guilty but laughing nonetheless. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Boycott Graceland

08-12-2002, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by TheDeuce:
That's way too fucking funny. I actually like it better than the real album cover. Why can't we have a time machine?



we did, but philip ate it.

Nidhogg

08-12-2002, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
That's quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen this month.

TheDeuce

08-12-2002, 02:11 AM

Originally posted by Boycott Graceland:
we did, but philip ate it.



Let's pump his stomach!

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Smiley

08-12-2002, 02:27 AM

uneasy feelings in a no-fly zone

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Nidhogg

08-12-2002, 06:36 PM

this thread lost its innocense very quickly...

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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

JoaoMiguel

08-12-2002, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by Nidhogg:
this thread lost its innocense very quickly...



your innocense is treasure
your innocense is death

MADpeace

08-13-2002, 12:47 PM

gish: man, I love my hair.
siamese dream: hmm, I'll cut my hair
pisces iscariot:hmm, well, hair is overrated.
MCIS: damn, I wish i had my hair. well, at least I don't have cancer.
Adore:shit, I wish I didn't have cancer.
Machina:this will BLOW THEIR MINDS!
Machina 2: shit...

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metal machine

08-13-2002, 01:23 PM

none of the suggestions are even a little bit funny.

shaniqua

08-13-2002, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by MADpeace:

Machina:this will BLOW THEIR MINDS!
Machina 2: shit...



heh.

Sacred Age Of Innocence

08-13-2002, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by ****l machine:
none of the suggestions are even a little bit funny.

happy peter pan

08-13-2002, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by Ugly:
The Machines of Shit

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Nidhogg

08-13-2002, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by ****l machine:
none of the suggestions are even a little bit funny.

do you have any better suggestions?

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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

metal machine

08-13-2002, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by Nidhogg:
do you have any better suggestions?

i won't even try to match your wit.

Dead

08-14-2002, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by ****l machine:
none of the suggestions are even a little bit funny.

Turtle want to eat you!

jet set willy

08-14-2002, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by ****l machine:
Originally posted by Nidhogg:
do you have any better suggestions?

i won't even try to match your wit.

cop out man

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Nidhogg

08-14-2002, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by ****l machine:

i won't even try to match your wit.


so i take it your answer is no. thank you, that's all you had to say. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare.

"I smell like vitamin C, rose oil, and old dirty socks."
-Flea

Red Wine Cage

08-14-2002, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by Nidhogg:
MACHINA - How to Confuse an O-boarder
originally posted by JoaoMiguel:
MACHINA 2: Too tired to produce the tracks

originally posted by Smiley:
uneasy feelings in a no-fly zone
what was this title from anyway? which albu was "going to be" called this?

Fish

08-14-2002, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by Dead:
My alternate album cover for Gish:

http://members.rogers.com/zerolove/DiePhilip.jpg 

Best picture in the world EVAR.

Ugly

08-14-2002, 02:45 PM

" The Machines of Shit" is actually something Billy said on an interview @ Much Music on March 12, 2000. He was saying how Canadians can say shit on TV so he starts saying the word "Shit" over and over. It was pretty funny.

As for "Uneasy Feelings in a No Fly Zone" that sounds familiar. Was it one of the rumoured titles for the Areoplane Box set? Hell, since that title hasn't been used I'm gonna officially steal it for one of my songs.

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I'm not gay.
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Boycott Graceland

08-24-2002, 03:10 AM

Originally posted by Ugly:
" The Machines of Shit" is actually something Billy said on an interview @ Much Music on March 12, 2000. He was saying how Canadians can say shit on TV so he starts saying the word "Shit" over and over. It was pretty funny.

aaahahaha. i wanna hear that sound clip.

Vassago Stolos

08-24-2002, 05:29 AM

Originally posted by Ugly:
As for "Uneasy Feelings in a No Fly Zone" that sounds familiar. Was it one of the rumoured titles for the Areoplane Box set? Hell, since that title hasn't been used I'm gonna officially steal it for one of my songs.


It was the alternate title for Machina, back when they were gonna base the album on songs about pets and such.

Nidhogg

08-24-2002, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by Vassago Stolos:
It was the alternate title for Machina, back when they were gonna base the album on songs about pets and such.

wtf

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08-24-2002, 06:52 PM

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Ganymede33

08-24-2002, 08:47 PM

I remembered hearing MACHINA was first supposed to be called "Starship Motherfucka" or something like that.

scouse_dave

08-26-2002, 04:04 AM