View Full Version : Billy's Birthday- 17th March


pete
03-10-2006, 12:27 PM
What sort of stuff d'you think a 39 year old millionaire gets for his birthday? (17th March)

(If anyone says Smashed up Pumpkins i will hunt them down and beat them. With an umbrella)

Kahlo
03-10-2006, 12:50 PM
consilation.

Cool As Ice Cream
03-10-2006, 12:54 PM
a new record contract in the fucken music business

Elvis The Fat Years
03-10-2006, 12:56 PM
Give him anal, pete.

Kahlo
03-10-2006, 12:56 PM
new teeth?

A new girlfriend?

wigs (never gets old)

pete
03-10-2006, 12:59 PM
Give him anal, pete.

He couldn't afford me.

Jackbox
03-10-2006, 12:59 PM
Here's hoping for humility.

Quiet CD
03-10-2006, 01:19 PM
A new shtick

Elvis The Fat Years
03-10-2006, 01:24 PM
Have you ever had sex with your iPod, Quiet CD?

laradelocke
03-10-2006, 01:24 PM
He goes to a paddys day parade OBVIOUSLY

alisonmonster
03-10-2006, 01:25 PM
a shine-o ball-o

hereisnowhy
03-10-2006, 01:32 PM
Pure snow and bare breasts.

DisarmZigZag
03-10-2006, 02:07 PM
hes gonna have a tea party with a bunch of stuffed animals and tape the faces of James, D'arcy and Jimmy (though he would problably attend). I heard that they are going to enjoy some cheap vodka and some acoustic campfire Zwan. Depressing

ziggy gaydust
03-10-2006, 02:11 PM
consilation.
learn to spell sack suck

Kahlo
03-10-2006, 02:19 PM
learn to spell sack suck

oops, and I study English literature at University level.. the shame. I can't believe I have just been educated by a Texan. For shame.

Quiet CD
03-10-2006, 02:49 PM
Have you ever had sex with your iPod, Quiet CD?

No, but for some reason I feel safe assuming it would be far more satisfying than any sex anyone has had with you.

Kahlo
03-11-2006, 09:46 AM
now that was funny.

douglas78
03-11-2006, 10:34 AM
What sort of stuff d'you think a 39 year old millionaire gets for his birthday? (17th March)

(If anyone says Smashed up Pumpkins i will hunt them down and beat them. With an umbrella)




a digitally remastered official release of machina2 from me.

yoursevendreams
03-11-2006, 12:09 PM
Green Beer.

Elvis The Fat Years
03-11-2006, 02:20 PM
No, but for some reason I feel safe assuming it would be far more satisfying than any sex anyone has had with you.

no argument here.

Ol' Couch Ass
03-12-2006, 12:23 AM
Here's hoping for humility.


ding ding ding, we have a winner.

One Night Only
03-12-2006, 12:46 AM
ding ding ding, we have a winner.

Aw. Now I feel kinda bad for this:

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8274/ihabag6sk.jpg

harrow
03-12-2006, 01:31 AM
I think he would like that....

wHATcOLOR
03-12-2006, 01:35 AM
let's bake him a poisonous cake

harrow
03-12-2006, 01:39 AM
let's bake him a poisonous cake

not before he releases the final show DVD..... :dammit:

wHATcOLOR
03-12-2006, 01:40 AM
i've given up hope :(

Skellington
03-12-2006, 03:42 PM
I don't know, but I bet him and Melissa share parties because they both have the same birthday, then afterwards the boys go to Billy's house for a sleepover and the girls go to Melissa's for pillow fights.

sweetsupervixen
03-12-2006, 07:50 PM
It's also Melissa's birthday.

Junebug
03-12-2006, 08:13 PM
It's also Melissa's birthday.

thanks for taking the time to read this thread, sweetsupervixen!

blueEyez6489
03-12-2006, 09:51 PM
I don't know, but I bet him and Melissa share parties because they both have the same birthday, then afterwards the boys go to Billy's house for a sleepover and the girls go to Melissa's for pillow fights.
omg that would be so much fun!!!! :jump:

sweetsupervixen
03-12-2006, 09:54 PM
thanks for taking the time to read this thread, sweetsupervixen!
Well, sorry that I didn't take the time out to read every single entry.

FearFactory
03-12-2006, 10:05 PM
Well, sorry that I didn't take the time out to read every single entry.

it was mentioned in the <i>last post before yours</i>, you lazy bitch.

Ugly
03-12-2006, 11:00 PM
since he doesn't drink and he's born on friggin St. Patty's Day, I think he's diberately going out of his way to be different.

Alan Wu
03-14-2006, 08:42 PM
I bet Billy is going to have his birthday party at Chuckie Cheese's.

douglas78
03-14-2006, 08:43 PM
since he doesn't drink and he's born on friggin St. Patty's Day, I think he's diberately going out of his way to be different.


i bet he will have green koolaid and green jello :)

soluko
03-14-2006, 09:40 PM
not before he releases the final show DVD..... :dammit:

maybe they'll release it when he's dead.

The Gaddrow
03-15-2006, 09:30 AM
I don't know, but I bet him and Melissa share parties because they both have the same birthday, then afterwards the boys go to Billy's house for a sleepover and the girls go to Melissa's for pillow fights. I guess I'm going in drag again.

ms. X
03-16-2006, 01:46 PM
I don't know, but I bet him and Melissa share parties because they both have the same birthday, then afterwards the boys go to Billy's house for a sleepover and the girls go to Melissa's for pillow fights.

:banging: :rofl:

The Jesus
03-16-2006, 02:01 PM
I hope both Billy and Melissa have a great day! Happy Birthday!!!

http://www.usarc.army.mil/91div/3bde/images/Bush%20thumbs%20up%20copy.gif

Taurus
03-16-2006, 07:00 PM
...and the Vice-President has this present for them. DUCK!!!

http://smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/13/dickcheney_wideweb__470x398,0.jpg


or was it Quayle?

Quiet CD
03-17-2006, 11:29 AM
...and the Vice-President has this present for them. DUCK!!!

http://smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/13/dickcheney_wideweb__470x398,0.jpg


or was it Quayle?

humor is the essence of funneh
and funneh is the essence of netphoria

Quiet CD
03-17-2006, 11:30 AM
I hope both Billy and Melissa have a great day! Happy Birthday!!!

http://www.usarc.army.mil/91div/3bde/images/Bush%20thumbs%20up%20copy.gif

The President is a WITCH!!! he's making that hat levitate, he's telling it to float with his thumb!!! ... can anyone say Impeachment?

keito
03-17-2006, 11:51 AM
and I'd like You Billy to have a great time at the visit in Poland this year :D

hugs and pumpkins You both Cherub Rockers :D

ms. X
03-17-2006, 01:00 PM
Happy Birthday to Billy









and Melissa...

:cool:

Esty
03-17-2006, 01:05 PM
Theres a thread for the already you stupid cunt.