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Nate the Grate
02-27-2006, 12:13 AM
The Ejaculator (http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php)

You have made 5.6875 gallons and 47.46448525 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 40.444444444444 yards.
You have killed approximately 262,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1456 kittens.

tcm
02-27-2006, 12:32 AM
12012? darn thing and its 52wk/yr formula.

benjamin619
02-27-2006, 12:35 AM
I believe that I ejaculate far more spooge than other men. Does this formula take that into account?

benjamin619
02-27-2006, 12:35 AM
.... far more!

benjamin619
02-27-2006, 12:40 AM
I'm talking Peter North, here.

benjamin619
02-27-2006, 12:47 AM
what? no one wants to discuss my goo? I'm not bad looking. I mean, I'm no Johnny Depp, sure enough. But I'm not ugly. I could probably make it with a few of you. :smoke:

tcm
02-27-2006, 02:31 AM
er. there is an option for "big squirters". you could take that and triple it.

StillBecomingApart
02-27-2006, 06:04 AM
You have made 28.166666666667 gallons and 235.06221266667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.5022222222222 football fields!
You have killed approximately 973,440,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5408 kittens.

ravenguy2000
02-27-2006, 07:04 AM
I believe that I ejaculate far more spooge than other men. Does this formula take that into account?

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Mooney
02-27-2006, 09:49 AM
You have made 28.4375 gallons and 237.32242625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 3.0333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,965,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10920 kittens.

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