View Full Version : Tips on How to Avoid Having a Shitty Username


Boner
02-23-2006, 08:49 PM
- Don't incorporate Smashing Pumpkins songs
- Don't reference Smashing Pumpkins Lyrics
- Don't use your first name in any form or fashion
- Don't make a reference to Samantha Pulley and follow it up with the word "punk."
- Don't reference bad 90s Metal bands
- Don't surround any word or words with the number 2 on each side
- Absolutely no Beatles references
- Don't use Pixies Song Titles
- Don't reference obscure REM lyrics
- Under no circumstances, should your name reference the TV show "Friends."
- Don't allude to minor figures in the Socialist or Communist Revolutions
- Don't reference "The Love Song of the Alfred Prufrock"
- Don't pay playful homage to Billy Corgan's name in any way
- And last but not least, don't reference bit characters on 80s TV Shows like Growing Pains

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Feel free to add any other tips on how to avoid shitty names guys.

House of Bread
02-23-2006, 08:50 PM
i hate my username......I would beat me up if I met myself 6 years ago

wHATcOLOR
02-23-2006, 08:51 PM
don't call yourself boner

murgle
02-23-2006, 08:51 PM
my user name is kinda shitty :(

Esty
02-23-2006, 08:53 PM
- Don't use your first name in any form or fashion
:erm:

Um, what the fuck do I do now?

House of Bread
02-23-2006, 08:54 PM
my user name is kinda shitty :(


i actually wanted to change mine to gurgle

Sepiae
02-23-2006, 08:55 PM
- Don't reference "The Love Song of the Alfred Prufrock"

:rofl:

Thanks for remembering that.

Dead
02-23-2006, 08:56 PM
- Don't make a reference to Samantha Pulley and follow it up with the word "punk."

:D

murgle
02-23-2006, 08:56 PM
i actually wanted to change mine to gurgle


I chose mine because "murgle" was a word my friend said all the time/made up. it always made me laugh (it was one of the few things like that, she said, that could be spelled out in english).


haha. this board having a 'murgle' and a 'gurgle' would be baaaad

Travis Meeks
02-23-2006, 08:56 PM
but I love the beatles :(

Boner
02-23-2006, 08:59 PM
don't call yourself boner


[QUOTE=Boner]-And last but not least, don't reference bit characters on 80s TV Shows like Growing Pains
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Esty
02-23-2006, 09:00 PM
Is that where you got Boner from? hahahah

Boner
02-23-2006, 09:01 PM
Yes. True Story.

Karl Connor
02-23-2006, 09:01 PM
SP33b0lly1979 & i wanna die

2 GOOD 2 B FORGOTTEN

Corganist
02-23-2006, 09:02 PM
- Don't pay playful homage to Billy Corgan's name in any way

Whew. Its a good thing I'm paying serious homage to Billy Corgan's name.

Boner
02-23-2006, 09:02 PM
- And most imporantly, DO NOT use two words that rhyme.

Elvis The Fat Years
02-23-2006, 09:13 PM
im good so far.

Karl Connor
02-23-2006, 09:14 PM
im not going to refute that. but

this is my actual name ykonw

bornentertainer
02-23-2006, 09:14 PM
yeah I didn't violate any of the rules but my username still sucks

benjamin619
02-23-2006, 09:18 PM
im not going to refute that. but

this is my actual name ykonw

no way!

Esty
02-23-2006, 09:19 PM
Its a veruca salt song right?

neopryn
02-23-2006, 09:19 PM
- Don't reference obscure REM lyrics
i knew you were gonna nail me.

good list though.

benjamin619
02-23-2006, 09:20 PM
scan your drivers license/birth certificate Mr. Sandell!

FearFactory
02-23-2006, 09:23 PM
yeah I didn't violate any of the rules but my username still sucks

it's true, though! get a few glasses of wine in you and you're extremely entertaining!

...but then, you weren't BORN that way.

neopryn
02-23-2006, 09:25 PM
i'm probably going to start over once i hit 30,000. i should start thinking of a new name.

FearFactory
02-23-2006, 09:27 PM
i'm probably going to start over once i hit 30,000. i should start thinking of a new name.

how about... Virgil?

benjamin619
02-23-2006, 09:27 PM
you could try spelling it right.

bornentertainer
02-23-2006, 09:28 PM
Its a veruca salt song right?

Yeah. I think I was listening to that album when I registered. Guess I wasn't feeling too original.

bornentertainer
02-23-2006, 09:28 PM
it's true, though! get a few glasses of wine in you and you're extremely entertaining!

...but then, you weren't BORN that way.


I'm getting wasted tonight

FearFactory
02-23-2006, 09:29 PM
I'm getting wasted tonight

is that the only way you can stand to talk to me?

bornentertainer
02-23-2006, 09:30 PM
is that the only way you can stand to talk to me?

I just had the shittiest day ever :(

benjamin619
02-23-2006, 09:33 PM
yes, Switzerland did lose in curling.

FearFactory
02-23-2006, 09:33 PM
I just had the shittiest day ever :(

jeez, I'm sorry to hear that.

LittleWing
02-23-2006, 09:35 PM
Song titles in general usually lead to dispair

Boner
02-23-2006, 09:37 PM
Lisa, you rock but if I had any idea that those were veruca salt lyrics I would have *******d that in the list.

bornentertainer
02-23-2006, 09:40 PM
Lisa, you rock but if I had any idea that those were veruca salt lyrics I would have *******d that in the list.


It's the name of a song. And I'm really thinking of donating so I can change it...but I can't think of anything better.

benjamin619
02-23-2006, 09:42 PM
change it to 'board entertainer'

it'd be funny. get it?

bornentertainer
02-23-2006, 10:00 PM
change it to 'board entertainer'

it'd be funny. get it?

yeah and the best part about it is that it's not true!