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laradelocke
02-23-2006, 01:38 PM
http://file004.bebo.com/large/2006/02/21/13/107771734a323202176b21659788l.jpg
I have no idea what pleasure you could give yourself doing that. I thought half the thing about blowjobs was its like feeling your cock is being 'worshipped' by someone else.



Man. I say he's just too lazy to try find someone else to do it.

Grumble
02-23-2006, 01:49 PM
That can't be good for his neck or back, that's literally all I think about when I see that. If I could somehow suck my penis without expending any real effort, I'd probably try it, but I don't think it would become a habit.

Dead
02-23-2006, 02:01 PM
I would give it a try I suppose. I think I'd use the pull out method.

Voice Implodes
02-23-2006, 02:28 PM
probably not. can't say i desire having cum in my mouth.

Mooney
02-23-2006, 02:34 PM
somehow i knew that's what this thread was going to be about. i'd try it, for sure. i'm not sure how pleasurable it would be, though.

Nimrod's Son
02-23-2006, 02:34 PM
I thought half the thing about blowjobs was its like feeling your cock is being 'worshipped' by someone else.
seriously?

man chicks are dumb

Mariner
02-23-2006, 02:36 PM
man chicks think highly of themselves

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Esty
02-23-2006, 02:43 PM
um, no.

Toast
02-23-2006, 02:51 PM
Yeah, I would. Why not? I've had dreams where I can.

agenda suicide
02-23-2006, 03:03 PM
probably not. can't say i desire having cum in my mouth.
yes, now why would women want that too? I don't think it matters who the hell you are, people just fall into "yes please, blow a huge load in my mouth" or "no thank you."

laradelocke
02-23-2006, 04:11 PM
seriously?

man chicks are dumb
Well not half of it.. maybe 10% percent? Oh fuck I don't know I'm not a dude.

laradelocke
02-23-2006, 04:13 PM
yes, now why would women want that too? I don't think it matters who the hell you are, people just fall into "yes please, blow a huge load in my mouth" or "no thank you."
ie spit or swallow. I am neither. When they say Don't stop..it means..stop..now..and pull away. or BAM..right in the kisser (or however that saying goes) ;)

Nimrod's Son
02-23-2006, 05:11 PM
ie spit or swallow. I am neither. When they say Don't stop..it means..stop..now..and pull away. or BAM..right in the kisser (or however that saying goes) ;)
if you don't take a shot in the mouth you're a bad girlfriend

bardy
02-23-2006, 05:15 PM
is there even really such a thing as BAD head? well, given that teeth aren't involved.

laradelocke
02-23-2006, 05:29 PM
if you don't take a shot in the mouth you're a bad girlfriend
Or maybe he's just considerate. I said how would you feel if some dude shot a load into your mouth?




''point taken''

bardy
02-23-2006, 05:34 PM
its really not that big of a deal...? I mean you take shots of liqour that tastes equally bad.

laradelocke
02-23-2006, 05:36 PM
Hmm.. good point actually. Mm ..jagermeister.

Nimrod's Son
02-23-2006, 06:02 PM
Or maybe he's just considerate. I said how would you feel if some dude shot a load into your mouth?




''point taken''what do you mean point taken, dummy

I'm not a homosexual, but if I were into dudes I imagine I would

laradelocke
02-23-2006, 06:04 PM
You know what..along that line I was talking to a classmate today (raging mo) and he says he is completely gay (obviously) but he just can't take it up the ass or do anything too extreme. He says a lot of his gay friends feel the same but just dont want to say it to anyone. I don't really get it . Oh well. each to their own.

sweet17
02-23-2006, 06:12 PM
is there even really such a thing as BAD head? well, given that teeth aren't involved.
Yes.

laradelocke
02-23-2006, 06:16 PM
Yes.
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sweet17
02-23-2006, 06:21 PM
Thank you. Now I have something to look forward to.

laradelocke
02-23-2006, 06:24 PM
But can she cook steak? I can cook a mean steak. Fuck i want steak,:(

Esty
02-23-2006, 06:27 PM
March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Can't wait to see the hallmark card for this.

laradelocke
02-23-2006, 06:30 PM
no no the point is no cards, no fancy smancy, just steak and a bj!

Esty
02-23-2006, 06:33 PM
hmmm, I didn't read that part. :erm: Ok, works for me.

laradelocke
02-23-2006, 06:39 PM
Its a tree friendly holiday!


Pity bout the cows though :(