i mean.. you're not the best looking guy in the world and you acknowledge that. yet you still post like bazillions of pics. you post probably ten pictures per post you make in a pic post. so you've probably posted your mug more times than ive posted mine. did that even make any sense? :erm:
so i guess D. is up next on your netphoria bang list?

you want to s D's d.

congratulations, asshole!

so i guess D. is up next on your netphoria bang list?

you want to s D's d.
because i said he's not the best looking? no. no. no. i only bang the cream of the crop.

i can drop by tejas, not too far away. :rockon:

dont you dare come near me.

no. no. no. i only bang the cream of the crop.
you sure? :rofl:

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p170/oledave/alex.png

just because im not with him anymore doesnt mean i dont think alex is handsome. i mean, look at him! he's pretty hot. :I

dont you dare come near me.
not to worry, chico pequeño, i'm not into hispanic boys.

pfft :rolleyes: okay

i really do hate my nose. it's huge.
I'll be supportive of you. I agree with that! :rofl:

oops that was mean

I'll be supportive of you. I agree with that! :rofl:

oops that was mean


megaburn!!!

it's not a burn because i know my honker is big. i like my light freckles though.

if i ever make it big im getting rhinoplasty like ashlee simpson. hers came out great!

pfft :rolleyes: okay
um did you see that pic of his ex he was bangin? he's not into boys; HES INTO MEN! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl:

i never saw that pic, btw.

um did you see that pic of his ex he was bangin? he's not into boys; HES INTO MEN! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
now this is just silly. she's gorgeous.

well everyone made fun of him for liking a mannish woman

well everyone made fun of him for liking a mannish woman
uh, actually, she got quite a few compliments. don't try to re-write shit.

i didnt get any compliments. im a beast! i would ask to see picture of your man but im gonna say something mean no matter what so i'd rather not.

CAUSE IM A BITCH! <img src="http://www.ladiesofreenacting.com/bitch.gif">

i didnt get any compliments. im a beast!
jesus, i wasn't even talking about you. she =/= you all of the time

i would ask to see picture of your man but im gonna say something mean no matter what so i'd rather not.
it wouldn't bother me any. i know what you look like.

besides you're trusting someone who already knows what this board thinks of her:
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p170/oledave/kristinslorehorse.jpg

she's simply projecting.

it's still a burn. i could be well aware that my shirt is hideous. that doesn't change that fact that when someone says 'that shirt is hideous', it was a decent burn.

you're the one who started talking to and about me. eat my shit, david! im outtie.

that picture of iceskater and her grandma is so creepy.

lauren is probably the hottest girl here

so if you posted a picture of some hideous shirt your greasy granny gave you and you prefaced it with HERE'S A HIDEOUS SHIRT SOMEONE BOUGHT ME and then i said THAT SHIRT IS HIDEOUS would you consider that a burn?

if so, then i guess.

that picture of iceskater and her grandma is so creepy.


<img src="http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/images/misc/gollum.jpg">

so if you posted a picture of some hideous shirt your greasy granny gave you and you prefaced it with HERE'S A HIDEOUS SHIRT SOMEONE BOUGHT ME and then i said THAT SHIRT IS HIDEOUS would you consider that a burn?

if so, then i guess.


yeah. it sure isn't a compliment, and it isn't a neutral statement either

yeah!! i coudln't put my figner on it the first time but its definiteyl gollum!!

because i said he's not the best looking? no. no. no. i only bang the cream of the crop.

Somebody in Iowa misses you... :)

lauren is probably the hottest girl here
<img src="http://forums.therandirhodesshow.com/style_emoticons/default/koolaid.gif">

yeah. it sure isn't a compliment, and it isn't a neutral statement either
<img src="http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p274/smash-master/pikaslap4ys.gif">

Somebody in Iowa misses you... :)
<img src="http://www.chocolatespoon.com/musings/images/13goingon30.gif">

how immature

and before you go and cite some entirely out of context example of me being immature, of which there are plenty, let me point out two things

a. someone else being immature doesn't make you any more mature
b. what i'm getting at is when someone challenges you with something, you rise up and meet them head on, you don't post animated gifs like a drooling little halfwit

what if you just don't feel like fighting back. I mean what's the fucking point. I say post as many animated gifs as you want.

how immature

<img src="http://new.mytheme.com/mytheme/newbuddy/11052445845728.gif">

IM GONNA TOTALLY CHALLENGE YOU HEAD ON!!!
MESSAGEBOARD FIGHT!

what if you just don't feel like fighting back. I mean what's the fucking point. I say post as many animated gifs as you want.


then you will forever be branded a coward

you coward

eat my shit, david! im outtie.
no one actually believed you'd leave the thread just as people were paying attention to you.

then you will forever be branded a coward

you coward


damn you, wHATcOLOR!!!!

no one actually believed you'd leave the thread just as people were paying attention to you.


hehehe

no one actually believed you'd leave the thread just as people were paying attention to you.
<img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/invictus1er/animated/defwg5.gif">

:rofl:

tu eres el cobarde

:rofl:
the fuck are you laughing at, trigger?

the fuck are you laughing at, trigger?
95% sure she doesn't even know, she just laughs

retards like D. and jesse trying to insult people on the internet as hard as they can. oh its so cute when they try to act better than mudslinging campaigns

they totally ruined this thread!

<img src="http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1354/p1010158gp5.jpg">
i had to take off that black shirt cause it got HOT. i was wearing this underneath.
can you believe how happy i am? i cant!

retards like D. and jesse trying to insult people on the internet as hard as they can. oh its so cute when they try to act better than mudslinging campaigns



given the things you post, there's really no effort involved. and if you find it insulting when someone shows you that what you're saying is entirely illogical, then i think that says a lot more about you than it does about me

given the things you post, there's really no effort involved. and if you find it insulting when someone shows you that what you're saying is entirely illogical, then i think that says a lot more about you than it does about me

YOU are actually TELLING someone else how to post and what not to post in response to you.

tell me more about me being illogical please :rofl:

given the things you post, there's really no effort involved. and if you find it insulting when someone shows you that what you're saying is entirely illogical, then i think that says a lot more about you than it does about me
MUDSLINGER!

YOU are actually TELLING someone else how to post and what not to post in response to you.

tell me more about me being illogical please :rofl:


i'm critiquing what was posted, i'm not telling someone else how to post. do you purposefully miss the point every time or do you just have a really hard time following a line of logic?

MUDSLINGER!
you got somethin slung at you. your teeth are JACKED Up bro

they totally ruined this thread!

<img src="http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1354/p1010158gp5.jpg">
i had to take off that black shirt cause it got HOT. i was wearing this underneath.
can you believe how happy i am? i cant!
you're smile is nice :)

what i'm getting at is when someone challenges you with something, you rise up and meet them head on, you don't post animated gifs like a drooling little halfwit

:rofl:

you will forever be branded a coward

oh no! people on a messageboard on the INTARNET think i'm a coward! i think i'll make a thread about how my recent epiphany lead me to a plan to change the world....maybe then things will turn around....maybe then....

i'll eagerly await that thread

<img src="http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/avatars/astronaut.gif">

my cool new hoody! i didn't want to post this, but i couldn't help myself... its so cool!

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-4/1253321/hoody.jpg' width=640 height=480 >

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-4/1253321/Photo384.jpg' width=640 height=480 >

Take it off.

oh come on! you don't like it? :(

Its nice, I just want to see your tits.

i dont really like it. but im into boring and plain clothing. right on!

<img src="http://msn.mess.be/data/thumbnails/125/brian_thumbs_up.gif">

WHO IS THAT GIRL IN THE FIRST PICTURE, MAN?
that is my mother.

my cool new hoody! i didn't want to post this, but i couldn't help myself... its so cool!

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-4/1253321/hoody.jpg' width=640 height=480 >

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-4/1253321/Photo384.jpg' width=640 height=480 >
awwwwwwww. how cute!

shannon how pissed off would your boyfriend be if (when) we go see qotsa together

haha, i'll ask him ;)

they aren't coming anywhere near me... i am so upset

that is my mother.
it's also karl connor's father.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/********_s/IMG00011-1.jpg

BWAHHAA

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/********_s/IMG00011-1.jpg

BWAHHAA
you look like you're in anime! :love:

HOW MUCH COKE DID YOU SNORT, BABY?!

jk. you look real happy, though. :*

you look like you're in anime! :love:


that's the best compliment i've ever gotten!!!

im pissed cause mom is taking too long with dinner.

<img src="http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8937/p1010168vz7.jpg">

Lazy ass mexican, go help your mom out.

im pissed cause mom is taking too long with dinner.

<img src="http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8937/p1010168vz7.jpg">
wanna cyber in the time you're waiting?

i'm a famous music journalist and rock star at the same time. wanna see my dick?

<img src="http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/7471/notnl4.jpg">

NOT!

that's the best compliment i've ever gotten!!!
lots of people have said that, homie!

I think yo soy el mejor is infatuated with her picture.

I haven't taken any pictures of me in weeks.

i thought it was funyn how d and j got their panties in a bunch earlie.r i cant even remember why.
anayw.
ahave you tkane anymore videos, though?

ahave you tkane anymore videos, though?
lol. i'm guilty of that

here's me on the plane home from boston ;_;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/********_s/IMG00249.jpg

acne scarz

you look like a doll... you are so cute

dyke

who are you calling dyke, jerk?

your mother

dyke

i fucking hate you

:love:

as long as it wasnt me. <img src="http://www.tfans.com/talk/style_emoticons/default/g1-bumblebeedance.gif">

you look like a doll... you are so cute


so uh.. you wanna go on a date?

so uh.. you wanna go on a date?

:blush:

my inner thighs are warm for you

hey elvis, wanna date me?

i want to get drunk with elvis

hey elvis, wanna date me?


seat's taken

you're too old for me.

i want to get drunk with elvis


man me too. I was expecting him to call me while I was in chicago. I even gave him y phone number!!! HE NEVER CALLED ME!!!

hello

im a horrible person.

and i suck in bed.

but i would love to lick your body, pits, ass, feet, be spanked and fucked, unuct bottom here, love to suck nice cock as well. Safe only

and i suck in bed.


that's ok, i don't think any of us would plan on sleeping with you anyways ;)

hello
hey, whats up. i dont want to see your penis, btw.

:)

im a horrible person.


you need a spanking.
<img src="http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/digitalvision/dv488/dv488032.jpg">

im a horrible person.
aint that the truth

20202020202

that's ok, i don't think any of us would plan on sleeping with you anyways ;)


you don't speak for everyone, i'll have you know

hey now

you don't speak for everyone, i'll have you know

hmmmm?

:apopcorn:

hey, whats up. i dont want to see your penis, btw.

:)
hi i'm fine, it's 2 am here. about to go to bed. please please please just take a short look.

I got in a knife fight on beale street!

<img src= "http://a893.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_af74b4c201fc09966129fc5aaf4a5db4.jpg">

<img src= "http://a457.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/l_78b0a0eb681be9571471e5408ef17e00.jpg">

ugh, I am so glad I shaved that shit from my face...it just didnt grow right :(

you don't speak for everyone, i'll have you know


http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4452/gizaypb8.jpg

damn, chz, you're quick.

thats why i suck in bed.

Tough luck, guy.

i love you elvis

Back da fuk up, bitch.

shut it you boob

hey, i'm drinking high life for the first time in forever... it's so great

squeeze some lime in there.

The Champagne of Beers!

:hurl:

squeeze some lime in there.

shit! i didn't think of that... i've never put lime in high life before

it's good. i do the same thing with old style light.

sounds good!

i only have 6 left, but i would share if you were here :)

My friends drink the silver bullet with limes. I tried it last week and it was gross!

sounds good!

i only have 6 left, but i would share if you were here :)


and if you didn't i'd knock you on your ass and steal em

shannon do you work or go to school? i thought i only drank that often

kristin "souse" jones.

kristin inappropriate jones

shannon do you work or go to school? i thought i only drank that often

yup! i work a lot actually... i just have a disgusting tolerance when it comes to beer

lauren elizabeth gonzales

my psychologist buddies told me that often people drink to be social, or to unwind after a long day. they said kristinxp drinks so that she can feel a little bit less like herself for a while. but i'm not really a big psychology buff like kristinxp, so i'm not really sure what to make of it all ¯\(º_o)/¯

the first person who says my middle name gets a prize!

i want some beer right now.

dickhead

my psychologist buddies told me that often people drink to be social, or to unwind after a long day. they said kristinxp drinks so that she can feel a little bit less like herself for a while. but i'm not really a big psychology buff like kristinxp, so i'm not really sure what to make of it all ¯\(º_o)/¯
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shut it you boob

hey, i'm drinking high life for the first time in forever... it's so great
<img src="http://a67.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_aea79f9f1b041039fedb16a8ea0a6f82.jpg">

shits good.

i need that lighter right now, dangit! i wish ian would post those other pics already :[

shannon is laying it on THICK, ELVIS!

im playing hard to get.

<img src="http://a67.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_aea79f9f1b041039fedb16a8ea0a6f82.jpg">

shits good.

thats awesome :)

The last pic I posted was not me and I'm sorry.

Here I am on my 36th birthday:

http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/37_75899.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/********_s/IMG00022.jpg

JUST OUTSIDE! BEFORE THE SUN WENT DOWN ;_;
I need to take that shit off my neck.

is that before you robbed the local 7/11

yeah it's usually covering my nose and mouth! grrrr

hey, i'm drinking high life for the first time in forever... it's so great

i'm about to join you... :D

i'm about to join you... :D

:rockon:

hey, do you like my new hoody? no one else does :(

i'm about to join you... :D
:cry:

im gonna just steal the whiskey. fuck it.

:rockon:

hey, do you like my new hoody? no one else does :(

i think it suits you just fine. i've always been a fan of cherubic gremlins.

hello
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7193/0000866jn0.jpg

i hate you :dammit:

THICK ELVIS!
that's what she said

hello
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7193/0000866jn0.jpg
hi

i hate you :dammit:
now now... ;)

hey, did you see the qotsa tour dates?

:blush:

my inner thighs are warm for you
orly.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/********_s/IMG00022.jpg

JUST OUTSIDE! BEFORE THE SUN WENT DOWN ;_;
I need to take that shit off my neck.
oh my god! is geek usa a girl? that makes what she said earlier even more nasty. :erm:

:rockon:

hey, do you like my new hoody? no one else does :(
but I do :D

oh my god! is geek usa a girl? that makes what she said earlier even more nasty. :erm:
if you find that nasty, i implore you: log off, add netphoria.org to your netnanny block list, and retain what may be left of your innocence

iceskater will be the only netphoria left from now 10 years from now

orly.

ya rly

geo is a tasty little morsel

oh my god! is geek usa a girl? that makes what she said earlier even more nasty. :erm:
was it "i'll give you the best orgasm of your life?"

because she will.

now i'm wondering what i said.

yeah, i would definitely screw geo senseless.

you know.

give something to laugh about.

but not before she cried about it.

was it "i'll give you the best orgasm of your life?"

because she will.
no it was this
jesus that fall on your back though! hahah that was pretty hilarious ! ^_^

u r so cute.

and then her signature with the index finger and middle finger and a tongue sticking out

IS THIS PADRICK OR JOHN!?

uh. It's not like my signature was meant for YOU, you weirdo. you're the dirty one for thinking it did.

uh. It's not like my signature was meant for YOU, you weirdo. you're the dirty one for thinking it did.
oh I didn't see the dividing line before. it looked like part of the post. I thought you were a disgusting lesbian pedophile

no way man!!

i'm sweet and cute :D

IS THIS PADRICK OR JOHN!?
john.

did you get a call from me like...this past monday? like memorial day.

or rather, has your phone number changed in the last year or so.

karl bites his nails like whoa though.

like me.

but still.

whoa.

noo I didn't have a phone for a couple of days. I got it back a i think 2 days ago or something.

did you call meeeeeeeeeeeee

yeah. i also texted you. to let you know we was finna get TOASTED>

nasty fingers, yo

two things
1) i find it really disturbing that there's a 14 year old here
2) i'm glad shannon posted more pictures because i think that soon i'll be able to tell her and ella apart

went to the airport on saturday night

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/4677/airport3zj0.jpg

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5144/airport1we8.jpg

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9852/airport4mh1.jpg

fake plastic non-fish
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/2509/airport2jj3.jpg

a bit of a sunset
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1487/airport6ub1.jpg

innukshuks
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9118/airport5xj5.jpg

two things
1) i find it really disturbing that there's a 14 year old here


jesus fuc;laksdjf;lkasdj;lkfj; enoguh with this bullshit!!!

yeah quit trying to run off the girl julio is going to try to talk to!!

Pictures of Mr. Morrissey and I....
<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ab231004/101_0160.jpg" height="80%" width="80%">

<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ab231004/101_0158.jpg" height="80%" width="80%">

<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ab231004/101_0029.jpg" height="80%" width="80%">

and the Polythemus Moth we found on our back porch last weekend!! It stayed in that spot for two days straight! Yeah that wing looks FUCKED UP!!!!!
<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ab231004/101_0217.jpg" height="80%" width="80%">

Cork Soaker and Luke De Spa look similar. They're alike in some other ways too. But very different in some third party of ways.

they're both hot, though

They're alike in some other ways too. But very different in some third party of ways.

what

They're both musicians :S

they're both hot, thoughLauren you think almost every boy is hot.

and hot.

Lauren you think almost every boy is hot.
nimrod is ugly. brad was ugly but he is dead now. palidor.. ugly. not a fan of andyslash.

there are lots of others.

Lauren you think almost every boy is hot.
:blush:

that picture of iceskater and her grandma is so creepy.
lauren is probably the hottest girl here
correct

man you guys hate curves, don't you

iceskater will be the only netphoria left from now 10 years from now

i'm sorry but Nimrod, Mayfuck and I are going down with the ship, I'm sure.

man you guys hate curves, don't you
is this code

it's all code.

who are you

man you guys hate curves, don't you
not me bro. i think a lot of these guys are just closeted homosexual pedophiles looking for a 12 year old boy's body with a vagina so it's not all the way gay

i like a bit of fat on my ham sandwisch.

i like a bit of ham of my fat sandwich

i'm sorry but Nimrod, Mayfuck and I are going down with the ship, I'm sure.me too. i have no other prospects.

and the Polythemus Moth we found on our back porch last weekend!! It stayed in that spot for two days straight! Yeah that wing looks FUCKED UP!!!!!
<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ab231004/101_0217.jpg" height="80%" width="80%">

it looks like someone biteyed it.

convince me not to cut my hair

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=31482&stc=1>

If you cut your hair I'm confident you will die.

convince me not to cut my hair

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=31482&stc=1>
Don't! You look like a hot version of that fat chap from county choppers!

I think I'd like to sleep with Brady the most

second might be this shannon.....

If you cut your hair I'm confident you will die.
what is that supposed to mean?

Don't! You look like a hot version of that fat chap from county choppers!
so he's fat and not hot and i look like him?

what is that supposed to mean?

you said

convince me not to cut my hair

DARLIN WON'T YA GO AND CUT YOUR HAIR

DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA MAKE HIM CHANGE?

NO BIG HAIR!

:rockon:

also i will only take advice from girls i find hot.

beatles skirt CUTE PUPPY

<img src=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/247/521357632_848931c1cf.jpg?v=0>

SKETCHY HOUSE

<img src=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/193/520989822_eb32c6f619.jpg?v=0>

mother mary on acid

<img src=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/230/521846259_5094c7d2ba.jpg?v=0>

I think I'd like to sleep with Brady the most

second might be this shannon.....
do you like to cuddle? or spoon?

lol @ the sketchy house!

what is that supposed to mean?
well maybe he means like samson in the Bible. he lost his strength when his hair was cut

lets not bring jesus and friends into this topic

iceskater check out netphoria's monthly special:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=142206

<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ab231004/101_0158.jpg" height="80%" width="80%">


<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ab231004/101_0217.jpg" height="80%" width="80%">


Breasts and moth = fabulous!

Breasts and moth = fabulous!

Ella has fabulous breasts

Ella has fabulous breasts


I agree with everything you just wrote. I hope to marry her one day.

sweet man, can i marry her after you do?

CAUTION: SEXUAL DEVIANTS AFOOT

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3922/n22424561337821493544ch0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

here i am at a friends house playing with his dogs toys. im on the right.

hey Walter!

hey there!

whats going on man?

the dog seems to be wanting his toys back.


and that lamp needs a shade, dammit

not much, just hanging out n such. yourself?


i don't think that lamp works anymore.

What's the guy on the lefts name

his name is ryan.

looking good though, y'all

not much, just hanging out n such. yourself?


similar, similar

i need to get myself a digital camera so i can take more pics and not have to wait for friends to put them up on their facebook.

Walter bro im going to hang out with you when i come to America. Which state do you reside in?

<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ab231004/101_0158.jpg" height="80%" width="80%">

don imus hates this baby

im from detroit, Michigan

Uh Yeah

<img src="http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/5893/060707zm1.jpg">

im from detroit, Michigan

terrific!

Uh Yeah

<img src="http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/5893/060707zm1.jpg">

do you kick peoples asses on a regular basis?

when you coming and where from?

do you kick peoples asses on a regular basis?


Yes >:<gh>D

<img src="http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/9823/060707bnr2.jpg">

when you coming and where from?

leaving late september - early october, from New Zealand

Yes >:<gh>D

<img src="http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/9823/060707bnr2.jpg">


I bet you like LOTR. And I mean A LOT! :smoke:

Yes >:<gh>D

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fuck

terrific!
spoken like someone who has never been to detroit, michigan

LOTR is ok i guess. I don't own any films. I do have a burned DVD of the 1st one tho

shazam!

spoken like someone who has never been to detroit, michigan

haha.

shazam was a horrible movie, mcfries

spoken like someone who has never been to detroit, michigan

i've heard that it is particularly ghetto. i mean, Eminem comes from Detroit right?

i believe you are thinking of KAzam, and yes, it was terrible.


i only say Detroit, because people know where/what that is. im not really from there. it just makes it easier.