View Full Version : The last thread about this, I swear


wally
02-10-2006, 06:51 PM
Got my biopsy back from my lymphnode removal. All is good. My doctor called it an angry node. I don't know exactly what it means, but now I got this cool lookin' gash on my neck. I'm going to say I was in a knife fight, West Side Story style.

:banging:

wally
02-10-2006, 06:52 PM
by the way, thanks to all of you and your kind words during the ordeal.

pale blue eyes
02-10-2006, 06:54 PM
That's good to hear that is was just that one node. I like the lie about the knife fight, but you must snap your fingers in a menacing manner when relaying the story.

ravenguy2000
02-10-2006, 06:54 PM
West Side Story style.

:banging:

So the guy who cut you did a couple of ballet moves and flips in the air just prior.

wHATcOLOR
02-10-2006, 06:54 PM
glad to hear it turned out ok!!!!!!

Esty
02-10-2006, 06:54 PM
Cool, now I can go back to hating your cubbie loving ass.

FearFactory
02-10-2006, 06:54 PM
did they let you keep the lymph node? that'd be cool and might help out in getting your kids to do their chores by means of terror. explain to them that bad kids that don't do their chores get cancer.

wally
02-10-2006, 06:55 PM
So the guy who cut you did a couple of ballet moves and flips in the air just prior.

yeah, the singing really was distracting

wally
02-10-2006, 06:56 PM
I asked for the node, but I could not keep it. I probably would have just buried it in the back yard next to my son's foreskin.

FearFactory
02-10-2006, 06:58 PM
I asked for the node, but I could not keep it. I probably would have just buried it in the back yard next to my son's foreskin.

dude, what the hell is wrong with you? were you trying to grow a new son?

ammy
02-10-2006, 06:58 PM
I asked for the node, but I could not keep it. I probably would have just buried it in the back yard next to my son's foreskin.


thaaat's creepy...

wally
02-10-2006, 06:59 PM
My son's foreskin is not buried in the backyard.

ravenguy2000
02-10-2006, 07:00 PM
my son's foreskin.


BTW, do you have any opinions on abortion, or tipping?

wally
02-10-2006, 07:00 PM
It's in a jar of vodka in his room with a vanilla bean in it.

FearFactory
02-10-2006, 07:01 PM
My son's foreskin is not buried in the backyard because I ate it.

ewwwwwww

wally
02-10-2006, 07:01 PM
I learned about a Jewish tradition that you are supposed to bury the foreskin of your son after the bris near a tree. It's supposed to represent the circle of life or something.

wally
02-10-2006, 07:01 PM
ewwwwwww

needed salt

wally
02-10-2006, 07:02 PM
BTW, do you have any opinions on abortion, or tipping?

I couldn't do it and 15, 20 percent if the service is good.

Dead
02-10-2006, 07:34 PM
my lymphnode removal
Good to hear everything came out alright.

Nate the Grate
02-10-2006, 07:53 PM
my math teacher uses the word "node" a lot. it's kinda cool.