i invite you to help me craft my next reply in this txt message exchange:

her: hey how are u feeling today, better?

me: well the throat/voice is no better but the fever is a little better. how about you, all better?

her: Aw, well keep drinking tea.. I want you to feel better so I can see you. I should be your naughty nurse

me: ______________________

no guarantees i will use what you come up wiht dudes though

time is of the essence, people. let's do this

show your your hemvatar

this is just sms messaging!

yeah, hopefully im back up to full speed soon

"I will drink lots of tea for you"

that's not sexy or intriguing

"Yeah you should. Come over and give me a prostate examination; I love having a digit up my back passage!"

i am not sure you are qualified to make gentlemenly decisions, vipbrj

come over and do me

well as a girl that's what I'd like to hear.

ahh, but would have sent the message that we are responding to?

i dont imagine you being one to message in such a way

here's what i'm going with unless i see something better in the next minute: "you can't catch the same thing twice, right? your naughty nursing services will be requested soon"

im not sure that is the best route to take.

i am still up in the air about whether to recognize the "naughty nurse" bit in the message response

ask her to take your temperature

"In that case... this is an emergency."

dude the "naughty nurse" part was the invitation to txt something other than "ill drink lots of tea", it was the green light

please edit that to make it clear as to what you mean

what I really need is a scrub nurse

im talkin to a/

andy slash's is good but i don't wanna see her now. if i did, i'd use that one

i never met any of these girls in college

thank you, a/

winky smile at the end? ;)

or skip that... i'm leaning towards skipping

this is no parody thread!

no winky smile. if you want it, then no room for kidding

^ thats right

wait, what? if i want 'it' meaning, the winky smile? or the sex

I've never been big into SMS things. there was a good reason for that.

a gentleman always makes his intentions known.

Tell her you'll need some more nursing once you are well again.

i could just skip the part about 'you can't catch the same thing twice, right' and just say the naughty nursing services will be requested soon... ah fuck it, im sending as is.

a gentleman always makes his intentions known.
agreed.

deception is a big no-no

good luck, man.

keep us updated

THE it

will do

how come I can't find the it from the ebay commercial?

huh?

you haven't seen that commercial?

i met her last weekend and invited her and her friend out to meet up wiht my friends this weekend. my friends left so it was me and them, and later i suggested we leave, and one of my friends was staying at a nice hotel and i brought them there and he ordered a bottle of vodka and some ice cream, and he banged the shit out of her friend there and i took this one home to my place, yeah!! and i got sick from her hehe

you haven't seen that commercial?


nah, i don't end up watching tv these days

too busy banging chicks

or checking out the internet

last year when my landlord died of heart attack, I was cleaning up his room in the house with his wife. We went through this stuff and I came over some black VHS tapes, and one of them was titled Naughty Nurses.
His wife is a nurse. She saw the tape and put it aside. We threw out the whole room, she basically kept only like 10 things. That tape was one of them.

I tihnk it was a hard (and late) way of learning about the fantasies of your husband. I hope she put her costume on at lest once for him.

maybe you could message the story to her. like that at least you two are safe.

Is banging chicks all that gentlemanly?

have you ever met a gentleman who hasnt banged a chick, fonzie?

images.google.com results for "naughty nurse":

<b>nsfw</b> even thought i didn't post the raunchier ones:


<img src=http://www.glimmen.com/log/images/em-naughty-nurse.jpg>
<img src=http://itappakegga.net/Naughty_Nurse_Hall04.jpg>
<img src=http://www.supadupazone.com/go-go/images/maureen_naughty_nurse.jpg>
<img src=http://www.ivsex.com/naughty-naked-nurse-01.jpg>
<img src=http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000AAU44C.01-A25KCI3KJ0JKBZ._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg>
<img src=http://www.naughty-alex.com/adult/extreme_paychecks/naughty_nurse_0001.jpg>
<img src=http://www.greatware.net/girl/nurse.jpg>
<img src=http://www.hustlerpanties.com/prodimages/candystripertn.jpg>
<img src=http://www.cathybarryadultstore.com/images/naughty-nurse.jpg>
<img src=http://www.hustlerpanties.com/prodimages/nursetn.jpg>

gentlemen talk of banging chicks, but they are all roses and fancy oils in the bedroom

ok, now I get it. None of them looks like his wife.

images.google.com results for "naughty nurse":

<b>nsfw</b> even thought i didn't post the raunchier ones:



<img src=http://www.ivsex.com/naughty-naked-nurse-01.jpg>


this one's the best

shhh... don't make too much noise. I'm listening to my nipple

shhh... don't make too much noise. I'm listening to my nipple

:rofl:

way to keep us updated

she didn't reply, i've got nothing to update you with

maybe my message totally sucked

what did you write?

'you can't catch the same thing twice, can you? your naughty nursing services will be requested soon'

maybe she just needs to get online to come with some witty response!

hahahaaha. good point. im gonna go take a walk, i'll update you dudes later if anything happens

maybe she just needs to get online to come with some witty response!
yeah, it worked wonders for him

:rolleyes:

GOOD LUCK MY MAIN MAN!

with the way you worded it, i would think the girl is waiting for you to formally request her services.

but that's just me. she's obviously not very shy.

last year when my landlord died of heart attack, I was cleaning up his room in the house with his wife. We went through this stuff and I came over some black VHS tapes, and one of them was titled Naughty Nurses.
His wife is a nurse. She saw the tape and put it aside. We threw out the whole room, she basically kept only like 10 things. That tape was one of them.

I tihnk it was a hard (and late) way of learning about the fantasies of your husband. I hope she put her costume on at lest once for him.

wow that must have been awkward, dude. I can't imagine going through someone's spouse's stuff with them.

with the way you worded it, i would think the girl is waiting for you to formally request her services.


That and it makes her sound kind of like a prostitute...

at least my response was in agreement but vague enough to keep her wondering. jeez.

If I could be bothered, I would have registered "Horse's Hott Betty" and posted about getting txt messages from this creepy guy with a sore throat.

But I can't be arsed.

sore throat.

Actually, I'm not even sure if this is J's ailment. I forget. Something about writing stuff and not being able to speak.

So what happened, horsey? Any txt action?

So what happened, horsey? Any txt action?yeah, what's up, Jerome?

we need an update dood

well?!?!

YEAH WELL

no, no texts. i'll text her tomorrow to let her know she gave me laryngitis. txting is kind of weird, i actually had a conversation with her earlier (pre-voice loss and pre-texting) about how txts were dumb/difficult because it was very easy to misunderstand stuff

you should send her a text saying "remember i was saying how texts are easy to misunderstand? i just wanted to be clear that in my last one i meant i want to fuck you when i'm feeling better"

you should send her a text saying "remember i was saying how texts are easy to misunderstand? i just wanted to be clear that in my last one i meant i want to fuck you when i'm feeling better"


Yeah, seems fair.

heh

i would have said that once she's over it you could use some of her antibodies in your system....but that sounds kinda dorky

you could say something like, 'now that we've shared laryngitis it's time for us to share my cock'

'now that we've shared laryngitis it's time for us to share my cock'

and then make sure some porn music plays immediately after you say it

Have you got time to grow a porno moustache?

yeah i'm one step a head of you fonz, i'm 2 days into growing it

updates:

me: i saw a doctor last night, he said i have laryngitis!

her: holy shit, are you alright? i saw a doctor and i have a sinus infection but i'm fine

me: im fine, but i still can't talk

her: aw sweetie. i hope ur healed soon

tell her that her love is like bad medicine, but bad medicine is what you need. :billy:

tell her that her love is like bad medicine, but bad medicine is what you need. :billy:that's something only a girl could think or say.

this is a gentlemen's forum thread. you've posted already twice and both times it was dumb.

that's something only a girl could think or say.

this is a gentlemen's forum thread. you've posted already twice and both times it was dumb.
This guy would disagree.

http://www.droxy.com/images/2005/08/bon-jovi.jpg

that's something only a girl could think or say.

or billy corgan.

This guy would disagree.

http://www.droxy.com/images/2005/08/bon-jovi.jpg
oh really? OK, I apologize Kristin.

could you please direct me to where you posted something significant? i, and the rest of everyone viewing the thread seem to have missed it.

could you please direct me to where you posted something significant? i, and the rest of everyone viewing the thread seem to have missed it.
maybe the reason is that when I have nothing to say, I simply shut up.

looks like you forgot that reason, so will you promptly shut the fuck up? ;-p