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tear stained glass
02-06-2006, 03:45 PM
(i'm sick you young, married folks)

we call desperate youth and bloodthirsty babes by tv on the radio "desperate...babes."

awww :love:

DeadSwan
02-06-2006, 03:49 PM
MY BOYFRIEND AND I LOVE TO...


OH WAIT

Toby
02-06-2006, 03:49 PM
how is that cute

Dead
02-06-2006, 03:51 PM
Sometimes I gaze lovingly at my hand and I think it gazes back, but I'm not sure. :erm:

Nimrod's Son
02-06-2006, 04:03 PM
(i'm sick you young, married folks)

we call desperate youth and bloodthirsty babes by tv on the radio "desperate...babes."

awww :love:I know all of the words here but none of this makes any sense at all

PkPhuoko
02-06-2006, 04:08 PM
sometimes when things get really cute... I place my penis in her vagina

Krazee's Ghost
02-06-2006, 04:10 PM
We trip together on the weekends...and its very cute. :love:

Toby
02-06-2006, 04:11 PM
sometimes when things get really cute... I place my penis in her vagina
YOU KNOW iT!

ravenguy2000
02-06-2006, 04:13 PM
tickle fights

:(

tear stained glass
02-06-2006, 04:14 PM
perhaps said babes are desperate enough to sleep with my girlfriend and me. hopefully they're the type mentioned in the ****** thread, that is, the ones who are hot and don't know it.

Mooney
02-06-2006, 04:25 PM
i don't like girls. or boys.

jenn
02-06-2006, 05:09 PM
We look at eachother at a certain time of night and say "doom doom?" and then we go watch Law and Order.

We don't get out of bed in the mornings without kissing eachother on the nose, forehead, chin, cheek or lips.

Dead
02-06-2006, 05:11 PM
Jeez, Law & Order is about the dullest show in existence.

jenn
02-06-2006, 05:13 PM
I don't know why I got addicted to it, but I did. I've never watched Sex in the City or whatever... maybe that's why.

Dead
02-06-2006, 05:14 PM
What you need to do is watch some NYPD Blue.

Mo
02-06-2006, 05:14 PM
We look at eachother at a certain time of night and say "doom doom?" and then we go watch Law and Order.

Why "doom doom"? Sounds like an invitation to sex.

Nimrod's Son
02-06-2006, 05:16 PM
Jeez, Law & Order is about the dullest show in existence.
LOL Dead criticizing other people's television shows

wHATcOLOR
02-06-2006, 05:17 PM
if i had a girlfriend right now i think i'd want her to go away and leave me here just go away and leave me alone

phaedrus
02-06-2006, 05:17 PM
Jeez, Law & Order is about the dullest show in existence.
not entirely. at least it's well written and the acting is usually pretty competent.

it's still 1000x better than CSI

jenn
02-06-2006, 05:18 PM
no like... doom doom is the sound that L&O has all the time.

When we want to have sex we raise our eyebrows and say, "hi"

Luke de Spa
02-06-2006, 05:19 PM
if i had a girlfriend right now i think i'd want her to go away and leave me here just go away and leave me alone
a very rare example of actual pumpkins humor in a song!!

jenn
02-06-2006, 05:19 PM
What you need to do is watch some NYPD Blue.
I can't watch NYPD blue. My dad was a cop in the NYPD, in fact, half of my family are in the NYPD. It's too fake. I don't know any homicide or SVU people, so it's fake enough for it to be brainlessly entertaining.

pale blue eyes
02-06-2006, 05:22 PM
MY BOYFRIEND AND I LOVE TO...


OH WAIT

...

yoshinobu's revenge
02-06-2006, 05:23 PM
I don't understand the first post in this thread either.

We uhh make whiny noises and stupid frowns at each other.

Dead
02-06-2006, 05:23 PM
NYPD Blue isn't fake! At least not the earlier seasons. CSI is what's fake but I don't let it bother me.

Dead
02-06-2006, 05:24 PM
not entirely. at least it's well written and the acting is usually pretty competent.

it's still 1000x better than CSI
It's not better than CSI at all. The actors are all dull, there's no character development, all the cases are boring, there's never any action at all. It's just dull people going around talking to other dull people about boring stuff. That one actor on Criminal Intent is really good but his show and co-stars ruin it.

Nimrod's Son
02-06-2006, 05:25 PM
It's not better than CSI at all. The actors are all dull, there's no character development, all the cases are boring, there's never any action at all. It's just dull people going around talking to other dull people about boring stuff. That one actor on Criminal Intent is really good but his show and co-stars ruin it.


this guy loves the OC folks

Mayfuck
02-06-2006, 05:28 PM
tickle fights

:(

this is the most adorable thing in the world

jenn
02-06-2006, 05:29 PM
Excuse me Mr. Dead... you like the OC and you're bitching about my show? The only person I've ever known to watch that was this girl Ashley who lived with me junior year. She was 35 and living in a dorm because she had been in the Navy for a few years, got hit in the head with something accidentially and now had a disabling seizure disorder and brain damage. I mean, really man.

Dead
02-06-2006, 05:31 PM
Just cause I like The O.C. doesn't mean every other show I like sucks and every show I don't like is great. I like Lost, I guess that means it must suck too. And The Simple Life is high quality cause I think it's crap.

jenn
02-06-2006, 05:34 PM
I've never seen Lost.

Mo
02-06-2006, 05:35 PM
When we want to have sex we raise our eyebrows and say, "hi"

Romantic.

Dead
02-06-2006, 05:35 PM
You should check it out!

Dead
02-06-2006, 05:36 PM
Oh crap I just realized I gave positive rep points in another thread to the person who is totally dissing me for liking The O.C. What a failure of the system.

jenn
02-06-2006, 05:36 PM
We say it sexily. Haha. I mean, sometimes we call eachother at work and we're like, "I've wanted to fuck you all day" and then we go home and voilla! But... yeah, sometimes we're like "hi"... "hi"... "how are you?"... "i'm....*fucks like bunnies*"

it's cool.

Nimrod's Son
02-06-2006, 05:37 PM
I like Lost
this is the primary reason i've never watched it

Luke de Spa
02-06-2006, 05:37 PM
it doesn't mean everything you like sucks; it means you're in no position to be telling people that some show they like isn't as good as something you like

anyway lost sucks

Dead
02-06-2006, 05:40 PM
You have a point LDS. But I'm not admitting OC sucks, just that some people might think it sucks just like I think L&O sucks.

ammy
02-06-2006, 05:46 PM
this is the primary reason i've never watched it


actually. me too.

yoshinobu's revenge
02-06-2006, 05:46 PM
I've never seen Lost. I've seen a bit of one OC ep and it looked sucky. Tho I like Gilmore Girls.