so i'd just like to say this:

fuck australia. fuck this stupid, awful country whose majority population are middle-suburbanite TV-glued, Rove-Mcmanus-worshipping, the-price-is-right-watching, emu-bitter-driking, commercial-radio-listening, racially insensitive, utterly stupid crackers. we're a nation of fuckheads and i hate us all.

say hi to your mother for me

hah - i'm missing out on my first australia day cause i decided to come home for a holiday - and thank fuck ... it's 45 degrees in Melbourne right now, and half the state is in flames

put another shrimp on the barbie, mate

put another shrimp on the barbie, mate

put
aanotha
shreemp
on
the
baaaaarbeee

maaaaate

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Will you spend it in the time-honoured way? Abusing foreigners?

Will you spend it in the time-honoured way? Abusing foreigners?

Reminds me of a joke -

Two families move from Afghanistan to Australia.

When they arrive the two fathers make a bet.

In a year's time whichever family has become more Australian will win.

A year later they meet again.

The first man says, "my son is playing AFL, I had a meat pie with sauce for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of VB. How about you?"

The second man replies, "FUCK OFF Towel head".

lol


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