personally, I'm a fan of the rusty trombone, and the Boston Teabag Party

pussy juice cocktail

cunt

pussy juice cocktail
its a fucking brooklyn accent motherfucker

rumple foreskin

its really akward to communicate sexual lingo during sex. it seems to crass to say "____ to my cock" and it seems to formal to be like "i wouldn't mind _____ your labia"

i honestly like how kristin calls it her peach. that's cute.

unf unf yeah put my hingis in your clijsters

its really akward to communicate sexual lingo during sex. it seems to crass to say "____ to my cock" and it seems to formal to be like "i wouldn't mind _____ your labia"


but cock is infinitely better than dick

how about "wanger"

unf unf yeah put my hingis in your clijsters

THANK YOU.

its really akward to communicate sexual lingo during sex. it seems to crass to say "____ to my cock" and it seems to formal to be like "i wouldn't mind _____ your labia"

a girl once said to me "put it in my butthole". i did, but never spoke to her again. had she said "fuck me in the ass" or something along those lines, then maybe we would've had a future together. but "put it in my butthole" was just a bit too odd for me. i almost laughed when she said it.

by the way, does anyone know what a grumpy munchkin is?

by the way, does anyone know what a grumpy munchkin is?

http://www.thefertighaus.com/images/Harddrive/angry_dwarf.jpg

its really akward to communicate sexual lingo during sex. it seems to crass to say "____ to my cock"
it shouldnt

by the way, does anyone know what a grumpy munchkin is?

getting blown by a girl while she's taking a shit... obviously.