who will have sucked the most dicks?

**********?
vipbrj?
virago?
eve?
ammy?
ravenguy2000?
the light?
bluestar?
ihaman?
baby aiden?

there are surely more top contenders than those above, so please write in your selections

eulogy

Originally posted by Lucky Day Spa
eulogy

i've got some catching up to do

but thanks for believing in me

this should have been a poll, you asshole.

this is an iterative process, we first have to get a concensus on the options, and then the likliest top 10 names will be put in a poll. so just hold your horses

Virago

damn. i'd have a lot of catch-up work to do.

Originally posted by big white horse hung
so just hold your horses

I'm trying to, but you won't sit still.

well then cool your jets. and if that doesn't work, then slow your roll. after that, i'm going to be out of phrases

eat your peas

go suck 50 dicks so you can be in the poll

do you mean cumulatively or between now and 2015?

i was going for cumulatively, but if everyone prefers otherwise, we can set it up that way

So typical for you to fantasize about this since you can't get your own dick sucked :( You poor bastard. Have you considered getting a mercy killing?

but I don't <i>waaaaaaaanna</i> suck 50 dicks.

Originally posted by big white horse hung
i was going for cumulatively, but if everyone prefers otherwise, we can set it up that way

i think cumulatively is better too



heh







cumulatively

OOLFNAP award goes to virago !

(Out Of Left Field Nonsensical Attack Post)

Originally posted by big white horse hung
OOLFNAP award goes to virago !

(Out Of Left Field Nonsensical Attack Post)

It's my specialty. After cock-sucking. *takes a bow*

wait a minute... i think i may be elligible for the OOLFNAP award given my most recent two months of posting..

i'm able to suck my own dick, and i utilize this talent on a daily basis. do i qualify to be on that list

Originally posted by virago


It's my specialty. After cock-sucking. *takes a bow*


you don't get the prize, you horrendous slut !!! now get out of my thread and go back to that endless queue of dicks waiting to be sucked by you

Originally posted by Randall Sandell
i'm able to suck my own dick, and i utilize this talent on a daily basis. do i qualify to be on that list


that only counts as 1 dick though

true

Originally posted by big white horse hung



you don't get the prize, you horrendous slut !!! now get out of my thread and go back to that endless queue of dicks waiting to be sucked by you

Have you considered prozac? Do you smoke pot? If you don't, I would definately recommend it. Carry on, sparky *salutes, leaves thread*

well thanks for the life-advice. i sure appreciate it coming from someone as well-qualified as yourself

Originally posted by big white horse hung

queue of dicks

you know, there're just some phrases you never expect to encounter in life