I am just so goddamn horny and would drive a fucking dump truck up my ass at this point!
Good Christ in hell I am actually screwing my cordless phone! That is going to smell LIKE SHIT WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE A CALL AND MY FATHER IS GOING TO VISIT ME SOON! HOLY FUCK I CAN'T KEEP MYSELF FROM SHOVING THE ANTENNA UP MY ASSHOLE BECAUSE IT FEELS SO VERY AWESOME!!!
TuralyonW3
01-06-2006, 05:01 AM
LOLOL
smashingjj
01-06-2006, 06:55 AM
just let yourself go man.
Fattening Ass
01-06-2006, 03:07 PM
its ok, man
Spaced Pisces
01-06-2006, 05:38 PM
let loose on it and put it in your mouth you sick fuck, jeez, lol.
TuralyonW3
01-06-2006, 07:15 PM
Bump this to the top forever.
TuralyonW3
01-06-2006, 08:51 PM
and ever
TuralyonW3
01-07-2006, 06:08 AM
and ever
The Gaddrow
01-07-2006, 06:11 AM
I feel your pain, brother.
Nimrod's Son
01-07-2006, 06:59 AM
gotta love all the fools kissing up to spendlove
"omg he has a lots of posts lol omfg"
TuralyonW3
01-07-2006, 05:08 PM
Who's spendlove.
bump
Deleted_User
01-07-2006, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
gotta love all the fools kissing up to spendlove
"omg he has a lots of posts lol omfg" that was exactly my train of thought when i read his post.
TuralyonW3
01-08-2006, 03:39 AM
i dunno who spendlove is nor do i care about post counts but i do care about bumping this hot cellphone ass shit so
BUMP
dean_r_koontz
01-08-2006, 03:43 AM
he says fuck a lot. lol
FearFactory
01-08-2006, 03:47 AM
Christ is out there, man.
Lie
01-08-2006, 04:05 AM
You might say that your cordless phone is, in fact, screwing YOU.
D.
01-08-2006, 04:48 AM
watch your language, mr. badthing
TuralyonW3
01-08-2006, 08:23 PM
Sue Johansen reccomends a well lubed condom for 2 finger ass fucking.
TuralyonW3
01-09-2006, 02:37 AM
penis
TuralyonW3
01-13-2006, 02:05 AM
bump for all the ignorant
TuralyonW3
01-14-2006, 03:07 AM
does this guy not post on here regularly?
Nimrod's Son
01-14-2006, 05:36 AM
Originally posted by TuralyonW3
does this guy not post on here regularly? Nah he signed up last week and I liked his name so I gave him 13k posts
DeviousJ
01-14-2006, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Nah he signed up last week and I liked his name so I gave him 13k posts
Skimmed a couple for yourself, I see
Mayfuck
01-14-2006, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by DeviousJ
Skimmed a couple for yourself, I see
TuralyonW3
01-15-2006, 02:40 AM
scrotum
transluscent
01-15-2006, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by TuralyonW3
scrotum
i got bit on the scrotum by a kitten today