:(

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK

at least now you know she's not?

What's going on?

you broke up with the secretary?

sorry :(

sorry, dude....just remember the good times.

a girl fucked you over?

shocking!

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
a girl fucked you over?

shocking!

Nimrod?




Sorry David. :(

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars


Nimrod?



u fucked me over from getting 20k the other night.

irl, on the internet. breaking hearts, killing posts counts. you broads never stop.

Originally posted by zekix
at least now you know she's not? and face it.

knowing is half the battle.

if i ever find the clit in my lifetime. i will destroy it with my kung fu grip.

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years


u fucked me over from getting 20k the other night.

irl, on the internet. breaking hearts, killing posts counts. you broads never stop.

man up

screw u. move already so can be the most liked chicagoan.

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
screw u. move already so can be the most liked chicagoan.

I like you ;)

how does ones pinky get stinky?

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
how does ones pinky get stinky?

beats the hell out of me

here's a picture of me with the family yesterday

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/6214/pinkyallstinky0ml.jpg

one of those mysteries of life i guess.

man did you get dumped on christmas

what happened, some little philly break your heart?

Oracle: OK, now I'm supposed to say, "Hmm, that's interesting, but..." then you say...
David: ..."but what?"
Oracle: But... you already know what I'm going to tell you.
David: She's not The One.
Oracle: Sorry, kid. She got the gift, but it looks like you're waiting for something.
David: What?
Oracle: Your next life, maybe. A paralegal. A meter maid. A bartender. Who knows? That's the way these things go.

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Oracle: OK, now I'm supposed to say, "Hmm, that's interesting, but..." then you say...
David: ..."but what?"
Oracle: But... you already know what I'm going to tell you.
David: She's not The One.
Oracle: Sorry, kid. She got the gift, but it looks like you're waiting for something.
David: What?
Oracle: Your next life, maybe. A paralegal. A meter maid. A bartender. Who knows? That's the way these things go.


so are you saying he can dodge bullets?

She wasn't the one for you David because you should be looking for a he.

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
a girl fucked you over?

shocking!
naw. i ended it.

and btw, those who called her the secretary, she hasn't worked where i work since early september.

well i would say that i'm sorry but since you were the one that did the dumping you must have your reasons, right?

well, yeah, but it still hurts like hell.

i just won't go emo over it because it was on my end.

so how did she take it?

edit: i'll pm you.

does this mean you're gay again?

please say yes :(

<font color="dab9ea">Was because of the distance?</font>

Originally posted by David

naw. i ended it.

and btw, those who called her the secretary, she hasn't worked where i work since early september. didn't you just get her a promise ring?

it wasn't my "brena is a fucking dumbass name" comment was it?

Damn, dumping someone on Christmas is pretty harsh.

Originally posted by Dead
Damn, dumping someone on Christmas is pretty harsh. i got dumped on valentine's day once

That might be even worse.

Iv never been in a relationship during someones birthday/xmas/valentines day. I always try and dump them a week beforehand.

Iv saved so much money on presents.

That's pretty slick planning.

i broke up with a girl on new years eve over the phone.

That's pretty insensitive.

Originally posted by Stinky Pinky
i broke up with a girl on new years eve over the phone. were u drunk

Originally posted by zekix
at least now you know she's not?

loq.

So what caused you to dump not the one? And on Christmas! I'm curious.

Originally posted by Dead
So what caused you to dump not the one? And on Christmas! I'm curious.

He probably didn't buy her a gift.

Originally posted by Stinky Pinky
i broke up with a girl on new years eve over the phone.

"Hey baby. I made a new year's resolution that can't fail. A year without you. Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you."

Originally posted by Toby
were u drunk

nope...I just decided it was a good time to start fresh

Originally posted by Trotskilicious


"Hey baby. I made a new year's resolution that can't fail. A year without you. Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you."

:)

Originally posted by obscured01
<font color="dab9ea">Was because of the distance?</font>
naw. differences.

Originally posted by Illinois

does this mean you're gay again?

please say yes
sorry, no.

Originally posted by neopryn

didn't you just get her a promise ring?

it wasn't my "brena is a fucking dumbass name" comment was it?
yes, i did. funny thing is, i don't regret getting it right before i broke it off. maybe i should regret spending the dough flying down to arizona and buying presents, but i don't. it made her extremely happy.

but, no, it wasn't your comment.;)

Originally posted by Dead

So what caused you to dump not the one? And on Christmas! I'm curious.
it was actually the day after. it had been coming to a head since the 24th.

i dunno, it's not complicated, i just don't really want to go into it. this was more of an "fyi" thread.

this thread is officially outdated. we got back together on the 1st.

discuss.

Originally posted by David
this thread is officially outdated. we got back together on the 1st.

discuss.

damn the vagina! once it has you its hard let go.

the pussy got you hooked?

lol

something like that...oh, and love, too.

not to be a cynic, but...

what the shit does love have to do with fucking?

Originally posted by Dead
Damn, dumping someone on Christmas is pretty harsh.

why? it's just another day. who gives a shit what day it is. YOU GOT DUMPED, FOO

Originally posted by David
lol

something like that...oh, and love, too.

you're a lucky one...

mine likes to fall in love with me..
go to college and break up with me..
come home and fall in love with me..
then leave for college and break up with me..

hope it lasts for you man.

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
what does the shit fucking have to do with love?

Ahhh. You and your garbled messages.

Originally posted by ammy
not to be a cynic, but...
wha?

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
i got dumped on valentine's day once the only relationship ive had ended on a valentine's day.

its hilarious looking back on it

so is she the one or what

hey to keep things interesting you should bring that bartender into bed with you guys

lol

Originally posted by David
lol

give him a disonorable discharge for me <img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/photoalbum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

:warp:

:cool:

actually when i did tell her about that, she was intrigued.

and when we saw some movie and they showed a preview of brokeback mt, she looked over and smiled at me, then said "you're going to see that, aren't you?"