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House of Bread
12-02-2005, 02:45 PM
a kitten on fire
a baby in a blender
both sound as sweet
as a night of surrender

and

I will block the door like a goalie tending the net
In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry

wHATcOLOR
12-02-2005, 03:00 PM
whatever i can do
i will
'cause i'm good like that

ravenguy2000
12-02-2005, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Siamese33


I will block the door like a goalie tending the net
In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry

fuck you

House of Bread
12-02-2005, 03:18 PM
what's so desperate about the 3rd quarter??? There's another quarter to go!
and if he's talking about ice hockey, he's got it all wrong, there's 3 periods in a game......this line is full of too many faults to even let it slide

ravenguy2000
12-02-2005, 03:38 PM
I think you're reading too much into this.

House of Bread
12-02-2005, 03:40 PM
i think i am too :o

ZackZ
12-02-2005, 03:58 PM
With arms wide oooooooooooooopan

Nate the Grate
12-02-2005, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Siamese33

I will block the door like a goalie tending the net
In the third quarter of a tied-game rivalry

I like that cd, to be honest, but this line always ruined the song. jesus christ it's stupid...doesn't make any sense, sounds completely dumb...ugh. every time I hear it, I stop thinking about the song and start thinking about how dumb that lyric is.

Sam and Mike
12-02-2005, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Nate the Grate


I like that cd, to be honest, but this line always ruined the song. jesus christ it's stupid...doesn't make any sense, sounds completely dumb...ugh. every time I hear it, I stop thinking about the song and start thinking about how dumb that lyric is. My feelings exactly.

marrs-guitar
12-02-2005, 06:33 PM
i'm no U2 hater but these were beyond the pale:

High, higher than the sun
You shoot me from a gun
I need you to elevate me here
At corner of your lips
As the orbit of your hips
Eclipse
You elevate my soul

I've got no self control
Been living like a mole now
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation

A star
Lit up like a cigar
Strung out like a guitar
Maybe you can educate my mind

Explain all these controls
Can't sing but I've got soul
The goal is elevation

A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation

I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation

Love
Lift me up out of these blues
Won't you tell me something true
I believe in you

A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation

Higher now
In the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation

D.
12-02-2005, 06:36 PM
what's the bolly one with the cat and the dog barking and meowing or something?

wHATcOLOR
12-02-2005, 06:58 PM
what if he said "fourth quarter" or "last quarter" ?? would you guys be ok with it then?

Sonic Johnny
12-02-2005, 08:27 PM
Live - Century

everybody's here
puke stinks like beer
this could be a city
this could be a graveyard
you stole my idea
you stole my idea

everybody's anxious
for the coming of the crisis
the collapse of the justice
i can smell your armpits
you stole my idea
you stole my idea
you stole my idea!
this puke stinks like beer and everybody's here

come on, come on, come on
let's lay waste to this century
come on, come on, come on
return to nothing, and help me

everybody's anxious
the crowd is all around us
the followers of Aldous
are spinning with their mescaline
a man behind the altar screams
you stole my idea
you stole my idea!

on the edge of a kiss, smack on the lips
dangled with tongue
on the edge of a peace that can't stand low
and won't stand tall

it's amazing what we can do with love
with some matches and gasoline, do with love!
it's amazing what we can do with love

Oblivious
12-02-2005, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Siamese33
a kitten on fire
a baby in a blender
both sound as sweet
as a night of surrender



:o

i love that song.

Why Am I So Ugly?
12-02-2005, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by big white horse hung
what if he said "fourth quarter" or "last quarter" ?? would you guys be ok with it then?
no, hockey doesnt have quarters. it has 3 periods. maybe hes singing about waterpolo though

wHATcOLOR
12-02-2005, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

no, hockey doesnt have quarters. it has 3 periods. maybe hes singing about waterpolo though

i never assumed he was talking about hockey for that very reason

wHATcOLOR
12-02-2005, 11:20 PM
and i like Century by Live

neopryn
12-02-2005, 11:20 PM
yeah but i don't think any other sport matches the emotional intensity of hockey, which is probably what ben was going for in that line. because he really didn't want her to leave. like not at all. and when you're a hockey goalie things are really intense and you don't want to let in a goal or people will throw things at you and you won't get the girl and your teammates will all blame you.

wHATcOLOR
12-02-2005, 11:22 PM
well when you put it like that, it does really seem like it must be hockey. in which case, it really IS an embarassing line, given that he said quarter. man, this song just got all jacked up for me.

LittleWing
12-02-2005, 11:47 PM
how could this happen to me
i made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
the night goes on as i'm fading away
im sick of this life
i just wanna scream
how could this happen to me

Liffey
12-02-2005, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Sonic Johnny
Live - Century

everybody's here
puke stinks like beer
this could be a city
this could be a graveyard
you stole my idea
you stole my idea

everybody's anxious
for the coming of the crisis
the collapse of the justice
i can smell your armpits
you stole my idea
you stole my idea
you stole my idea!
this puke stinks like beer and everybody's here

come on, come on, come on
let's lay waste to this century
come on, come on, come on
return to nothing, and help me

everybody's anxious
the crowd is all around us
the followers of Aldous
are spinning with their mescaline
a man behind the altar screams
you stole my idea
you stole my idea!

on the edge of a kiss, smack on the lips
dangled with tongue
on the edge of a peace that can't stand low
and won't stand tall

it's amazing what we can do with love
with some matches and gasoline, do with love!
it's amazing what we can do with love

i love that song!

COG
12-03-2005, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
yeah but i don't think any other sport matches the emotional intensity of hockey, which is probably what ben was going for in that line. because he really didn't want her to leave. like not at all. and when you're a hockey goalie things are really intense and you don't want to let in a goal or people will throw things at you and you won't get the girl and your teammates will all blame you.

Could be soccer, or football, if your from the majority of the world thats not the u.s.

wHATcOLOR
12-03-2005, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Liffey


i love that song!


you and me both, brotherman!!!

Graveflower
12-03-2005, 01:32 AM
i wear this crown of shit

Tchocky
12-03-2005, 01:40 AM
Everyone's gonna be a big star
Everyone's gonna drive a fast car
Everyone's gonna be in charge 'cause everybody's business is everybody's business.

celluloid_love
12-03-2005, 02:46 AM
All the tension in the world today
All the little girls fillin up the world today
When good comes to bad the bad comes to good
But im gonna live a life like I should
Now all the critics wanna hit it
Shit can ever did it
Because they don't get
But I'll stay fitted
New era committed
Unless this red cap
Gets a bad rap from his critics

Do we always gotta cry? (gotta cry)
Do we always gotta be inside a lie (a lie)
Life is just a blast
Movin very fast
Better stay on top
or life will kick you in the ass

Follow me into a solo
Remember that, kid
So what you wanna do?
The way you wanna run
When your starin down a cable
of a mic put it that you grill like a gun
Limp Bizkit is rockin the set
Its like Russian Roulette
When your placin your bet
So don't be upset
when your broke
And your done
Cuz im gonna be the one
til I jet

I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen me
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Now I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's ever seen lately
why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

Does anybody really know the secret
And the combination for this life and where they keep it
Its kinda sad when you don't know the meaning
But everything happens for a reason
I don't even know what I should say
I'm an idiot a loser and a microphone abuser
I analyze every second I exist
Beating up my mind every second with my fist

Everybody wanna run (run)
Everybody wanna hide from the gun (gun)
You can take that ride through this life if you want
You cant take that edge off that knife (no sir)
And now you want your money back (money back)
But your denied cuz your brains fried from the sac
And there aint nothing I can do
Cuz life is a lesson you'll learn it when your through

I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Now I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

(Now I know why..Now I know why..Now I know why)

Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

celluloid_love
12-03-2005, 03:04 AM
I think I just killed everyone in the thread.

Orenthal James
12-03-2005, 08:32 AM
pretty much the entirety of 50 Cent's The Massacre

dean_r_koontz
12-03-2005, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by COG


Could be soccer, or football, if your from the majority of the world thats not the u.s.

errr..most people come from the u.s, it's one of the largest countries in the world...

Orenthal James
12-03-2005, 08:46 AM
hockey is big too

House of Bread
12-03-2005, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Oblivious


:o

i love that song.

i love it too, except the first lines

dean moriaty
12-03-2005, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by dean_r_koontz


errr..most people come from the u.s

lol

fuckwad

dean_r_koontz
12-03-2005, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by dean moriaty


lol

fuckwad

i wonder who the fuckwad is here. the earth contains about 7 billion people. aproximately 30% of them lives in north america. conlusion : most people live in usa.

dean moriaty
12-03-2005, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by dean_r_koontz


i wonder who the fuckwad is here. the earth contains about 7 billion people. aproximately 30% of them lives in north america. conlusion : most people live in usa.

ok, cool

Orenthal James
12-03-2005, 09:57 AM
Hey this Kelly Clarkson song is catchy but the lyrics suck. hey bitch get over yourself and take responsibility for your well-being.

Rockin' Cherub
12-03-2005, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by dean moriaty

fuckwad

dean_r_koontz
12-03-2005, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub


good argument, how long did it take for you to come up with that? three hours?

burn mf,,,

Rockin' Cherub
12-03-2005, 10:43 AM
i'm so sorry, it's just that "most people come from the u.s." is the dumbest thing i've heard all week.

and i go to school.

dean_r_koontz
12-03-2005, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub
i'm so sorry, it's just that "most people come from the u.s." is the dumbest thing i've heard all week.

and i go to school.

you do huh? well i'm rubber and you're glue.

disslunker
12-03-2005, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by dean_r_koontz


i wonder who the fuckwad is here. the earth contains about 7 billion people. aproximately 30% of them lives in north america. conlusion : most people live in usa.

what the fuck are you talking about

World Population:
6,482,811,543

United States Population:
295,734,134

United States makes up 4.56% of the world's population.
Even if it was 30%, how is that 'most'?

killer_tomato
12-03-2005, 11:17 AM
hey winnipeg_creg, how are you doing

disslunker
12-03-2005, 11:19 AM
and now for the worst song i've heard recently.

Nickleback , "Photograph"

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if It's too late
Should i go back and try to graduate
Life's better now then it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in

Oh oh oh
Oh god I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when

Oh oh oh
Oh god I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can't erase
You can't replace it
I miss it now
I can't believe it

So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

If I could I relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Everytime I do it makes me



I hear it at least twice a day on the radio on my way to and from work. I need to start remembering to bring my newly acquired iPod to work.

dean_r_koontz
12-03-2005, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by killer_tomato
hey winnipeg_creg, how are you doing

not so great.

tcm
12-03-2005, 12:24 PM
it's weird so many of you have died. the risen dead kind of freak me out.

House of Bread
12-03-2005, 03:58 PM
I don't like cities
But I like new york
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London
Baby you can keep

[Chorus]
Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad except New York
I love New York [X3]

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf

New York is not for little pussies who scream
If you can't stand the heat
Then get off my street [repeat]

[Chorus]

I love New York [repeat]
Get off my street [repeat]

neopryn
12-03-2005, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by disslunker
Oh oh oh
Oh god I now that's a chorus

Why Am I So Ugly?
12-03-2005, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by COG


Could be soccer, or football, if your from the majority of the world thats not the u.s.
soccer does not have quarters. it has halves!

disslunker
12-04-2005, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
now that's a chorus

its actually the bridge

Deleted_User
12-04-2005, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by disslunker


what the fuck are you talking about

World Population:
6,482,811,543

United States Population:
295,734,134

United States makes up 4.56% of the world's population.
Even if it was 30%, how is that 'most'? dom.

goddamn it

Deleted_User
12-04-2005, 12:31 PM
I'm drinkin' a soy latte
I get a double shoté
It goes right through my body
And you know I'm satisfied
I drive my Mini Cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out their bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm diggin' on the isotope
This metaphysics shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied?

I'd like to express my extreme point-of-view
I'm not a Christian and I'm not a Jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing is what it seems

neopryn
12-04-2005, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by refills 79 cents
dom.

goddamn it seriously. i can't believe with the amount of posts dean has he still gets these angry reactions. you'd think people would figure it out.

COG
12-04-2005, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

soccer does not have quarters. it has halves!

Oh yeah, that's true. Last time I played soccer was when I was 13, and we had quarters, but your right, real soccer has halves, forget what I said then.

smashingjj
12-04-2005, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by COG


Oh yeah, that's true. Last time I played soccer was when I was 13, and we had quarters, but your right, real soccer has halves, forget what I said then. are you being serious or sarcastic and really dumb?

COG
12-04-2005, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
are you being serious or sarcastic and really dumb?

I'm sorry, I don't follow.

dean moriaty
12-04-2005, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
seriously. i can't believe with the amount of posts dean has he still gets these angry reactions. you'd think people would figure it out.

i was full of ire and sleepy. i got it on the second post that's why i said ok.

Nidhogg
12-05-2005, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by celluloid_love
All the tension in the world today
All the little girls fillin up the world today
When good comes to bad the bad comes to good
But im gonna live a life like I should
Now all the critics wanna hit it
Shit can ever did it
Because they don't get
But I'll stay fitted
New era committed
Unless this red cap
Gets a bad rap from his critics

Do we always gotta cry? (gotta cry)
Do we always gotta be inside a lie (a lie)
Life is just a blast
Movin very fast
Better stay on top
or life will kick you in the ass

Follow me into a solo
Remember that, kid
So what you wanna do?
The way you wanna run
When your starin down a cable
of a mic put it that you grill like a gun
Limp Bizkit is rockin the set
Its like Russian Roulette
When your placin your bet
So don't be upset
when your broke
And your done
Cuz im gonna be the one
til I jet

I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen me
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Now I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's ever seen lately
why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

Does anybody really know the secret
And the combination for this life and where they keep it
Its kinda sad when you don't know the meaning
But everything happens for a reason
I don't even know what I should say
I'm an idiot a loser and a microphone abuser
I analyze every second I exist
Beating up my mind every second with my fist

Everybody wanna run (run)
Everybody wanna hide from the gun (gun)
You can take that ride through this life if you want
You cant take that edge off that knife (no sir)
And now you want your money back (money back)
But your denied cuz your brains fried from the sac
And there aint nothing I can do
Cuz life is a lesson you'll learn it when your through

I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
I know why you want to hate me
I know why you want to hate me
Now I know why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
why you want to hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Now you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

(Now I know why..Now I know why..Now I know why)

Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Now I know why you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately
Cuz hate is all the world that's even seen lately

lol oh man.

danondorf
12-05-2005, 05:31 PM
NIN-Only.

neopryn
12-05-2005, 05:33 PM
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE BREAKING DOWN
DO YOU EVER FEEL OUT OF PLACE
LIKE SOMEHOW YOU JUST DONT BELONG
AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU

sweet17
12-05-2005, 05:35 PM
IN SODOMY AND SUCH A PART OF YOU.

mpp
12-05-2005, 09:12 PM
my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps

MMBKG
12-05-2005, 09:17 PM
SOAD - Lonely Day

unfortunately

Rider
12-06-2005, 02:59 AM
The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.

Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.

I was searching for some legal document
As the rain beat down on the hood
When i stumbled upon pictures i tried to forget
And that's how this idea was drilled into my head

Cause it's too important
To stay the way it's been

Trotskilicious
12-06-2005, 03:57 AM
Lay me down in your rose garden of trust.

Deleted_User
12-06-2005, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by Rider
The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.

Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.

I was searching for some legal document
As the rain beat down on the hood
When i stumbled upon pictures i tried to forget
And that's how this idea was drilled into my head

Cause it's too important
To stay the way it's been

you really think those lyrics suck? i like them a lot.

smashingjj
12-06-2005, 04:35 AM
Originally posted by Trotskilicious
Lay me down in your rose garden of trust. by whom is this again, it's on the tip of my tongue

Sonic Johnny
12-06-2005, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by smashingjj
by whom is this again, it's on the tip of my tongue

more Live.

Rider
12-06-2005, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by refills 79 cents


you really think those lyrics suck? i like them a lot.

The line about the glove compartment ruins the entire song for me. I think maybe if it was not the first line of the song I would be ok with it, but that line just drives me nuts for some reason.

Nothing/everything
12-06-2005, 05:07 AM
hello hello






























HOLLA!!

Quiet
12-06-2005, 08:57 AM
I ain't that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head
I'm that nigga trying to holla cause I want some bread

50 Cent, "PIMP"

Rockin' Cherub
12-06-2005, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by smashingjj
yeah what the fuck were they thinking.

THE MOST LONELIEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIFE
you were right though. hypnotize really is better than mesmerize.

ChristHimself!
12-06-2005, 11:14 AM
This bloke said to me; “You haven’t got a clue,
About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you”,
<b>I tried to see things from his point of view,
But I couldn’t fit my head up his asshole too</b>

I think that song (Soapbar by Goldie Lookin Chain) is so funny, especially if you are from the uk and know what they're going on about, but that line is fucking painful.

spa ced
12-06-2005, 02:26 PM
MADONNA

"I Love New York"

I don't like cities
But I like new york
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London
Baby you can keep

[Chorus]
Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad except New York
I love New York [X3]

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf

New York is not for little pussies who scream
If you can't stand the heat
Then get off my street [repeat]

[Chorus]

I love New York [repeat]
Get off my street [repeat]

mirrar
12-06-2005, 02:33 PM
Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[x2]

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
.

dean moriaty
12-06-2005, 02:55 PM
refer to barbie girl by aqua.

smashingjj
12-06-2005, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub

you were right though. hypnotize really is better than mesmerize. see!!

not that's it's a good album or so

Trotskilicious
12-06-2005, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by smashingjj
by whom is this again, it's on the tip of my tongue

Live.

Can you hear the dolphins cry?

COG
12-06-2005, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Rider
The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.

Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.

I was searching for some legal document
As the rain beat down on the hood
When i stumbled upon pictures i tried to forget
And that's how this idea was drilled into my head

Cause it's too important
To stay the way it's been

I really don't see whats so bad about these lyrics either. Whats wrong with the line about the glove compartment?

neopryn
12-06-2005, 06:59 PM
the glove compartment line is bad but i like the rest. i like how he also left out "disappointment and regret collide" part

COG
12-06-2005, 11:40 PM
Whats wrong with the glove compartment line?

Dead
12-07-2005, 01:10 AM
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha, dont cha
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't you, dont cha

danondorf
12-07-2005, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE BREAKING DOWN
DO YOU EVER FEEL OUT OF PLACE
LIKE SOMEHOW YOU JUST DONT BELONG
AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU

it's fucking hillarious when they use this on Conan.

tcm
12-07-2005, 06:55 AM
Originally posted by mpp
my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps
it's fucking hillarious when they use this on Letterman.

Quiet
12-07-2005, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by danondorf


it's fucking hillarious when they use this on Conan.

Definitely.

mirrar
12-07-2005, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by Dead
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha, dont cha
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't you, dont cha :rofl: they play this at the club and i love doing a moron hoochie dance to it.

neopryn
12-07-2005, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by COG
Whats wrong with the glove compartment line? it's just an awkward way to begin the song. almost disturbingly literal.

Rider
12-07-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by neopryn
it's just an awkward way to begin the song. almost disturbingly literal.

Yeah it kind of pulls you out of the song before it even starts. You don't really notice it when you read them.

The other problem is The glove compartment is properly named, it was orginally a compartment to keep your driving gloves in.

Dead
12-07-2005, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by mirrar
:rofl: they play this at the club and i love doing a moron hoochie dance to it.
It shouldn't even qualify as a song.

COG
12-07-2005, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Rider


Yeah it kind of pulls you out of the song before it even starts. You don't really notice it when you read them.

The other problem is The glove compartment is properly named, it was orginally a compartment to keep your driving gloves in.

Yeah, that's true. It was originally put there for gloves, and I would think he knows that, he was just trying to be clever. I dunno, I'm not saying it's a great line, I just never found it that odd either. I guess different stuff hits people different ways.
He said he actually wrote the song because he was going through his glove compartment and he found a picture of him and an ex.

Junebug
12-08-2005, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by disslunker
and now for the worst song i've heard recently.

Nickleback--photograph


oh dear lord. My friend just loves this song--bought their album because of it--and keeps trying to get me to like it. They'll play thirty seconds of it and then skip to the next track and go "so what do you think?":dammit: :dammit: :dammit:

sorry i just had to get that off my chest.

Deleted_User
12-08-2005, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by COG
Whats wrong with the glove compartment line? like i said, i really like the line. most of the time, imagery like that is pretty lame but for some reason i think it works perfectly well.

schaadow
12-10-2005, 08:15 PM
everytime i listen to art is hard and he screams "oh cursive is so cool!" i cringe,

come to think of it the ugly organ has a few of those moments (yet still i enjoy it).

Electron52
12-11-2005, 02:32 PM
living makes me sick
so sick i wish i'd die




hands down, worst lyrics ever.