Note the perfect spelling though. You guys are idiots.

lol joke's on you. I've actually been meticulously correcting all my words before hitting the submit button.

I say 'dude' a lot when I'm drunk.

sounds like you had fun

dude, bro.

i stayed pretty much sober all weekend long. and even if i had been drunk last night, the matt mays concert i went to was quite a sobering experience. :erm

i just ate a bunch of crepes.

i feel sick.