yeah, i just wrote the worst paper ever [Archive]

Eulogy

11-23-2005, 03:18 AM

on how i am going to become a lawyer. it's awful.

but while i was reading up on stuff, i decided that i want to be a sports agent. hah. seems cool, no?

Ghetto_Squirrel

11-23-2005, 03:19 AM

Not if someone slits your throat first.

Eulogy

11-23-2005, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
Not if someone slits your throat first.

no, i guess not.

Luke de Spa

11-23-2005, 03:34 AM

on the bright side, you'd be a cutthroat lawyer/agent

OH INFINITE LEVELS OF LOLLAGE AND ROFLERY someone kill me

wHATcOLOR

11-23-2005, 03:54 AM

i like this thread

Ghetto_Squirrel

11-23-2005, 03:57 AM

Originally posted by big white horse hung
i like this thread

Let's make lustbabies.

Fattening Ass

11-23-2005, 04:20 AM

LOL should i be surprised

Eulogy

11-23-2005, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
LOL should i be surprised

Yeah, actually.

You don't have to like me, but objectively, I'm a good student. There's just no way around it. Sorry.

noir cat

11-23-2005, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by Lucky Day Spa
on the bright side, you'd be a cutthroat lawyer/agent

OH INFINITE LEVELS OF LOLLAGE AND ROFLERY someone kill me IT'S TRUE.

mirrar

11-23-2005, 10:10 AM

i wrote the worst paper ever and got a 67 on it. what the hell.

Iamone6942

11-23-2005, 11:28 AM

in 2nd grade i wrote a paper or my love of chocolate pie.

Orenthal James

11-23-2005, 11:30 AM

pretty much everything i write is horrible

bardy

11-23-2005, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by Iamone6942
in 2nd grade i wrote a paper or my love of chocolate pie.

do you still have it? You should post it. I have a story book I wrote when I was little and I'm tempted to scan it in and share it with you guys.

mpp

11-23-2005, 12:40 PM

are you really going to be a lawyer?

be careful about that decision, partner

patrick

11-23-2005, 02:46 PM

your method as a sport agent can be, when a team doesn't want to pay your client as much as your asking price, you start crying

Eulogy

11-23-2005, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by mpp
are you really going to be a lawyer?

be careful about that decision, partner

no.

well. if i can't figure anything else out, then probably. 's in my blood.

sppunk

11-23-2005, 04:20 PM

Pussies can't be sports agents.

Sorry, Eulogy.

patrick

11-23-2005, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by sppunk
Pussies can't be sports agents.

Sorry, Eulogy. he hasn't tried the technique i suggested yet

it may work

Eulogy

11-23-2005, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by sppunk
Pussies can't be sports agents.

Sorry, Eulogy.

I'm fairly sure I could handle it.

patrick

11-23-2005, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Eulogy

I'm fairly sure I could handle it. why's that, eulogy?

Eulogy

11-23-2005, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by patrick
why's that, eulogy?

because i am reasonably sure that i can be successful in just about any field. because i'm just cool like that.

patrick

11-23-2005, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by Eulogy

because i am reasonably sure that i can be successful in just about any field. what makes you think this, eulogy?

DeviousJ

11-23-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Eulogy

because i am reasonably sure that i can be successful in just about any field. because i'm just cool like that.

What about when you start having 'Nam-style flashbacks to that last soccer game of yours?

pink_ribbon_scars

11-23-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by patrick
what makes you think this, eulogy?

it's because he's in high school

pink_ribbon_scars

11-23-2005, 05:08 PM

to be honest, i still believe i could do most anything i want to do if i put my mind to it. it's just that now i better understand how much work it would take and how easily you get boxed into whatever it is that you focus on.

pink_ribbon_scars

11-23-2005, 05:09 PM

the thing i wonder most is if i could be an astronaut if i put my mind to it. i think the answer may be "no."

patrick

11-23-2005, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars

it's because he's in high school heh

i'll fully admit to having a quite a bit of hubris in terms of what i can accomplish! but sheesh

Eulogy

11-23-2005, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars

it's because he's in high school

I think it's because I have yet to experience failure. which I guess could be traced to the fact that I am in high school. but uh, yeah.

The harder part about becoming successful for me will be finding out what it is I want to do.

patrick

11-23-2005, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by Eulogy

I think it's because I have yet to experience failure. wah wah wah my waterpolo career is over wah wah it was the stupid ref's fault wah wah wah

Eulogy

11-23-2005, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by patrick
wah wah wah my waterpolo career is over wah wah it was the stupid ref's fault wah wah wah

that's not what i mean by failure

but a'ight

Fattening Ass

11-23-2005, 10:24 PM

its still failure you turd

Eulogy

11-24-2005, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
its still failure you turd

No, not really. Take it on a larger scale.

I accomplished a ton in my four years as a soccer player. I'm not going to consider it a failure because of one game.

Fattening Ass

11-24-2005, 02:32 AM

you failed to win that game

Eulogy

11-24-2005, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
you failed to win that game

replying to you is just pointless.