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MusicMan4
11-10-2005, 09:39 PM
i want to see if i'm a good match with any netphorians :D

MusicMan4
11-10-2005, 10:04 PM
come on

MusicMan4
11-10-2005, 10:07 PM
Match: 66% Friend: 68%

with vipbrj ;(

MusicMan4
11-10-2005, 10:07 PM
vipbrj is MUCH kinkier
i am more moral
i am lonlier
i am WAAAAAAY more pure

MusicMan4
11-10-2005, 10:12 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11212879207641137408

Travis Meeks
11-10-2005, 10:15 PM
yeah I realized that after I typed it. Spank me casey :crazy:

Travis Meeks
11-10-2005, 10:16 PM
well she seems like used goods. We shouldn't waste our time on that.

Nimrod's Son
11-10-2005, 10:28 PM
vipbrj is more love-experienced, but I am more sex experienced

MusicMan4
11-10-2005, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
vipbrj is more love-experienced, but I am more sex experienced

post your link

i'm not posting mine because i use the profile for serious business but i weant to see everyone elses

Toby
11-10-2005, 11:11 PM
i tried signing up, but every username i chose was taken!

Nimrod's Son
11-10-2005, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey


post your link

i'm not posting mine because i use the profile for serious business but i weant to see everyone elses
hell no

i actually hadnt logged into it in... well over a year. i didnt really do much with it anyway

Toby
11-10-2005, 11:15 PM
oh hey, i signed up like a year or so ago, i almost forgot! and i have new mail!!!


From: laincogneto
To: johnmayer81
Date: Jun 21 12:12pm
Subject: 7 Miles Away


22F, Memphis, TN
I saw on your profile that you "like to eat pussy" What guy shouldn't if its the right person. Then you say "holla." Alost what I'm looking for. Hopefully that was said in a context not meaning wigger.

MusicMan4
11-10-2005, 11:16 PM
i use my profile to look for sex partners!

MusicMan4
11-10-2005, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Toby
oh hey, i signed up like a year or so ago, i almost forgot! and i have new mail!!!


From: laincogneto
To: johnmayer81
Date: Jun 21 12:12pm
Subject: 7 Miles Away


22F, Memphis, TN
I saw on your profile that you "like to eat pussy" What guy shouldn't if its the right person. Then you say "holla." Alost what I'm looking for. Hopefully that was said in a context not meaning wigger.

D:

Match: 43% Friend: 64%

but you only answered like 80 questions and i answered almost all of them. and plus we're both Boys Next Door :)

Toby
11-10-2005, 11:39 PM
i dont have time to answer all those questions!

Mayfuck
11-11-2005, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11212879207641137408

Compared to YOU:
She's hornier

dean moriaty
11-11-2005, 01:18 AM
Compared to females her age:
She's less moral
She's less pure

GlasgowKiss
11-11-2005, 01:22 AM
So vipbrj is pagan?

RopeyLopey
11-11-2005, 01:28 AM
that user similar to vipbrj from London, Canada is rather scary.

Mason R Butler
11-11-2005, 01:39 AM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=15474173646172700473

The last girl I met on her broke up with me and then got engaged a month later to some dude that spends thousands of dollars tricking out his Pontiac Grand Prix. I did end up becoming pretty good friends with a girl who's into anonymous sex though. Good luck, Sean. It could happen to you!

RopeyLopey
11-11-2005, 05:00 AM
what's the point of them putting that ' We have a very good understanding of _________' into every profile?

Mason R Butler
11-11-2005, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by RopeyLopey
what's the point of them putting that ' We have a very good understanding of _________' into every profile?
It means you were bored enough to answer a lot of questions. People who just sign up have something like "We don't have a good understanding of ________ yet." It's supposed to make you feel confident in the system's matching abilities.

MusicMan4
11-11-2005, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by Mason R Butler
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=15474173646172700473

The last girl I met on her broke up with me and then got engaged a month later to some dude that spends thousands of dollars tricking out his Pontiac Grand Prix. I did end up becoming pretty good friends with a girl who's into anonymous sex though. Good luck, Sean. It could happen to you!

Match: 73% Friend: 70%

Eulogy
11-11-2005, 11:54 AM
I'm a poolboy

random gentle sex dreamer

no one matches me. seriously, the best one is 17%

bardy
11-11-2005, 11:59 AM
ugh that thing wont let me change my location, I've tried 9208432 times. I guess I will have to be in Miami forever.

bardy
11-11-2005, 12:02 PM
Hey I should post all the dumb messages dudes send me on that website. I just got this one recently:

"Hi! i'm Dave if you'd like to talk/get to know someone from Australia drop me a line and say g'day. I think it's okay to burn flaggs yours or mine, but that doesn't mean i hate my country or yours. I am interested as to why that is an important question to you. Anyway i'm basicaly on this site to make a few friends from other countries and trade ideas, so it'd be great to hear from you, cheers."

Esty
11-11-2005, 02:33 PM
That didn't sound too dumb.

Axis of Action
11-11-2005, 03:17 PM
I'm signing up. It's kind of depressing.

Andy /
11-11-2005, 04:22 PM
Compared to Brady:

Match: 61% Friend: 64%

Compared to YOU:
She's kinkier

You're both:
less moral


<b>vipbrj's score</b> Your score
OKCupidTest: <b>The Priss</b> The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
The Slut Test: <b>52% Slut</b> 60% Slut
The Death Test: <b>Dead At 84</b> Dead At 81
The Politics Test: <b>Democrat</b> Democrat
The Virgin Game: <b>Last: 38 Hi: 38 Avg: 38</b> Last: 61 Hi: 66 Avg: 63
The how fuckable are you? Test: <b>64% - " The good fuck"</b> 61% - " The good fuck"


LOL, all it says for Mason is this:

Match: 61% Friend: 65%
Compared to males his age:
He's more independent

RopeyLopey
11-11-2005, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Mason R Butler

It means you were bored enough to answer a lot of questions. People who just sign up have something like "We don't have a good understanding of ________ yet." It's supposed to make you feel confident in the system's matching abilities. I see - thanks.

Nimrod's Son
11-11-2005, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by RopeyLopey
I see - thanks. Avoid those chicks. Trust me, you don't want to get mixed up with some chick who is taking internett tests all day to find her perfect match on a lame website

ammy
11-11-2005, 04:56 PM
the OKCupid test looks deviously much like a spark test

RopeyLopey
11-11-2005, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Avoid those chicks. Trust me, you don't want to get mixed up with some chick who is taking internett tests all day to find her perfect match on a lame website haha, don't worry, there's enough of interesting girls around me IRL - it'd take a really long time before I run out of options and will start using Internet for this.

jczeroman
11-11-2005, 05:26 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=1128549710686630410

I just made one for you.

Nimrod's Son
11-11-2005, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by jczeroman
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=1128549710686630410

I just made one for you. ALl it says is that you're more old fashioned and I am kinkier.

Match 12% Friend 50%

Nimrod's Son
11-11-2005, 05:49 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=5045938346080055302

Oranjes
11-11-2005, 06:16 PM
so has anyone met someone because of okcupid yet?

Andy /
11-11-2005, 06:19 PM
I actually did. We went out a couple times but nothing came of it. That is my one and only intarweb dating story.

MusicMan4
11-11-2005, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by ammy
the OKCupid test looks deviously much like a spark test

uh

the people who made the spark made okcupid

pink_ribbon_scars
11-11-2005, 07:26 PM
this wore me out and i eventually quit answering questions

what's it say about us sean?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=4872656869258494754

Toby
11-11-2005, 07:45 PM
god, i remember the spark i used to think that website was soooo cool. :erm

obscured01
11-11-2005, 07:52 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=9054788199411599812

patrick
11-11-2005, 08:02 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=2332272104810389610

patrick
11-11-2005, 08:13 PM
the best i'm getting is 47% matches :|

Deleted_User
11-11-2005, 09:24 PM
i got a 63% friend match with patrcik.

and lol! 21% with obscured01. dumb bitch.

pink_ribbon_scars
11-11-2005, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by patrick
the best i'm getting is 47% matches :|

we're pretty compatible

Match: 64% Friend: 67%

Deleted_User
11-11-2005, 09:31 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=12535320629317926130

pink_ribbon_scars
11-11-2005, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by refills 79 cents
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=12535320629317926130

Match: 75% Friend: 69%

we're meant to be


maybe

Deleted_User
11-11-2005, 09:33 PM
i was just gonna day thats awesome!

bardy
11-11-2005, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by refills 79 cents
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=12535320629317926130

Match: 73% Friend: 69%

bardy
11-11-2005, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by patrick
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=2332272104810389610

Match: 61% Friend: 65%

bardy
11-11-2005, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by obscured01
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=9054788199411599812

Match: 38% Friend: 50%

bardy
11-11-2005, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by jczeroman
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=1128549710686630410

I just made one for you.

Match: 13% Friend: 50%
Compared to males his age:
He's less kinky
He's more old-fashioned
He's less compassionate


Compared to YOU:
He's more pure

Toby
11-11-2005, 10:07 PM
Do me.

Mayfuck
11-11-2005, 10:17 PM
<img src="http://banners.sexsearch.com/cb/728x90-geo-3.jpg">

bardy
11-11-2005, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Toby
Do me.

Match: 29% Friend: 50%

bardy
11-11-2005, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
<img src="http://banners.sexsearch.com/cb/728x90-geo-3.jpg">

yeah I saw that but I just figured it was because my internet provider is in Blacksburg. hahaha.

bardy
11-11-2005, 10:22 PM
I wanna see the people but I don't want to sign up and be a member!

Mayfuck
11-11-2005, 10:22 PM
There's something wrong with the way this thing generates matches. I also get a very low match score with jczeroman but a relatively high score with ******. But then again jczeroman is an uptight extremist and I have no reason to believe anyone would like him.

Toby
11-11-2005, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
<img src="http://banners.sexsearch.com/cb/728x90-geo-3.jpg"> AWESOME!!!

obscured01
11-11-2005, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
<img src="http://banners.sexsearch.com/cb/728x90-geo-3.jpg">

<font color="dab9ea">Yeah. Doesn't that change for each person who goes there to their city?</font>

neopryn
11-11-2005, 10:33 PM
this looks fun. i said it was mandatory for my ideal match to think humans evolved from primates.

Nimrod's Son
11-11-2005, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
<img src="http://banners.sexsearch.com/cb/728x90-geo-3.jpg"> I keep clicking but nothing is happening!

Toby
11-11-2005, 10:35 PM
i'm getting laid tonight, guys.

neopryn
11-11-2005, 10:36 PM
i also said it was very important that my ideal match had never been in a relationship before. i don't think i'm doing too well.

obscured01
11-11-2005, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Toby
i'm getting laid tonight, guys.

<font color="dab9ea">I swear I saw you at 7-11 lastnight. I would've bet $100 bucks on it.</font>

bardy
11-11-2005, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by obscured01


<font color="dab9ea">Yeah. Doesn't that change for each person who goes there to their city?</font>

I dunno, Julio posted it and he is in CA.

MusicMan4
11-11-2005, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
this wore me out and i eventually quit answering questions

what's it say about us sean?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=4872656869258494754

Match: 76% Friend: 72%

:o

MusicMan4
11-11-2005, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by refills 79 cents
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=12535320629317926130

pro-choice?

Toby
11-11-2005, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by obscured01


<font color="dab9ea">I swear I saw you at 7-11 lastnight. I would've bet $100 bucks on it.</font> thats 2 toby sightings this year!!!!!!

Deleted_User
11-11-2005, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey


pro-choice? i only say that to pick up chicks.

neopryn
11-11-2005, 11:46 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=8282248568320734655

i answered like 70 questions and took the test and it still says they have a very poor understanding, so fuck it.

ammy
11-12-2005, 01:06 AM
ok i did some of it..

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=10851966860840343425

Super Cres
11-12-2005, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
<img src="http://banners.sexsearch.com/cb/728x90-geo-3.jpg">

those bitches live here in the Springs? I really can get laid tonight, wow. Actually all I need to do is going to my gf's house to get laid tonight.

MusicMan4
11-12-2005, 01:26 AM
i'm like a 10% match with obscured01 but a 60% friend

D:

ammy
11-12-2005, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
i'm like a 10% match with obscured01 but a 60% friend

D:

i think you and ****** are my highest matches so far :confused:
Wait! that's not you.. haha sigh...
sorry mike, i think you're my lowest!

MusicMan4
11-12-2005, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by ammy


i think you and ****** are my highest matches so far :confused:
sorry mike, i think you're my lowest!

uh

does that mean youve seen my profile :/

i might have to delete it
does it show up that i looked at yours or something

MusicMan4
11-12-2005, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=5045938346080055302

wow guys nimrod has an amazing life and doesnt need the internet for anything

Nimrod's Son
11-12-2005, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by ammy


i think you and ****** are my highest matches so far :confused:
Wait! that's not you.. haha sigh...
sorry mike, i think you're my lowest! Probably

I filled it out like well over a year ago and didn't give a shit about it and haven't updated it since

I should make a new login... for... no... reason...

killer_tomato
11-12-2005, 02:20 AM
you're a bunch of fucking idiots

ammy
11-12-2005, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by killer_tomato
you're a bunch of fucking idiots

i don't know about everyone else, but i'm just damn bored.

i just took the "what character in the FF world are you test" or something..

jenniferkate
11-12-2005, 02:27 PM
they matched me with some 20 year old who goes to nyu and is "creating my own major based on the idea of Dandyism." :erm

which is probably what i deserve for answering a billion questions after i've been drinking

Axis of Action
11-12-2005, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by jenniferkate
they matched me with some 20 year old who goes to nyu and is "creating my own major based on the idea of Dandyism." :erm

which is probably what i deserve for answering a billion questions after i've been drinking

hahahahahahahahah

dandyism

haha goddammit

Axis of Action
11-12-2005, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=8282248568320734655

i answered like 70 questions and took the test and it still says they have a very poor understanding, so fuck it.

it sometimes takes a long time to reflect changes, I answered 100 questions and took a couple of the tests and they were still like "wtf" but hours and hours later it finally said it had a good understanding of me

jenniferkate
11-12-2005, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Axis of Action


hahahahahahahahah

dandyism

haha goddammit

excuse me, but it's very serious. i will not have that kind of thing around my future children!

Axis of Action
11-12-2005, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by jenniferkate


excuse me, but it's very serious. i will not have that kind of thing around my future children!

oh I completely agree

Oblivious
11-12-2005, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Mayfuck
<img src="http://banners.sexsearch.com/cb/728x90-geo-3.jpg">

:erm

looking for love in my neighborhood julio?