View Full Version : If you had a million dollars.....


LegendaryU2K
11-09-2005, 03:48 PM
What would you buy right now at this moment?

Me and my wife has about 48,000 dollars in the bank right now, so we aint to far off, but if i had a million dollars, i will build a cool looking apartment complex building and get alot of people off the streets.

What about you?

Btw, please rate this thread.

ammy
11-09-2005, 03:51 PM
a green dress.
<font size="1">but not a real green dress, that's cruel</font>

48k is pretty damn far off from a mil, you know..

i refuse to rate this thread.

Krazee's Ghost
11-09-2005, 03:57 PM
We'd move to Amsterdam and never be seen again.

wHATcOLOR
11-09-2005, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by Krazee's Ghost
We'd move to Amsterdam and never be seen again.

i hope you win the lottery

Krazee's Ghost
11-09-2005, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by big white horse hung


i hope you win the lottery

Buy me some tickets and help me win then, you lazy, unfunny bastard.

Krazee's Ghost
11-09-2005, 04:04 PM
If I had a million dollars, I promise to never post on netphoria again.

patrick
11-09-2005, 04:12 PM
i'd pay off my parent's house, make a large contribution to KPFK and then get an apartment in brooklyn

Axis of Action
11-09-2005, 04:27 PM
I'd build a treefort in our yard. You could even help, it wouldn't be that hard.

MercuryChild
11-09-2005, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by LegendaryU2K
What would you buy right now at this moment?

Me and my wife has about 48,000 dollars in the bank right now, so we aint to far off
:rofl:
please don't tell me you think you have half a million. ahahahaha

well, if I had a million I would buy a victorian house. I wonder if that would cover the restoration. probably not...

Orenthal James
11-09-2005, 04:46 PM
i would buy netphoria.

and a new car.

and college for the forseeable future.

pink_ribbon_scars
11-09-2005, 04:57 PM
Right this second I would call and hire someone to do all my housework for me for a while. In particular I would hire someone to go my laundry and clean and paint the shitty apartment where I'm living. I know I could just move out instead, but I hate the thought that this place would go on existing in its current state.

And then I would call up all my friends and ask them to come to dinner with me at my favorite French restaurant downtown at 6 (mentining that I had won a million dollars would surely lure them all in) and we would eat and drink so much wine. Then with them drunk, I could hopefully lure them with me to the concert I'm going to tonight. Then I would take a cab home instead of the slow, slow bus.

Then I would hire a personal trainer again, and I would meet with her 5 times a week for 90 minutes so that I would be totally hot in no time at all.

Then I would keep living like this until January, when I would pay someone to move my stuff to Houston for me, and I would live in the coolest 2-bedroom place I could find in the Museum District. I would volunteer and maybe work part-time but definitely not full time. I would take art classes. I would take trips to NYC and Paris and Africa and Mexico and South America.


Oh man, I wish I had tons of money.

Nimrod's Son
11-09-2005, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by LegendaryU2K
What would you buy right now at this moment?

Me and my wife has about 48,000 dollars in the bank right now, so we aint to far off, but if i had a million dollars, i will build a cool looking apartment complex building and get alot of people off the streets.

What about you?

Btw, please rate this thread. OK whose troll is this

sppunk
11-09-2005, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by LegendaryU2K


Me and my wife has about 48,000 dollars in the bank right now

Why the fuck would anyone have $48,000 sitting in a bank account? That'd be just about the most irresponsible move ever.

And, $48,000 in assets isn't shit.

thischarmingman
11-09-2005, 05:35 PM
I rated it.

Luke de Spa
11-09-2005, 05:38 PM
i'd buy a house and set up a recording studio in it, give my parents some money, donate some to charity, pay off the rest of my student loan and invest the rest

JACKFRUITAUTO
11-09-2005, 06:01 PM
i'd buy a nigger

ravenguy2000
11-09-2005, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by ammy
a green dress.
<font size="1">but not a real green dress, that's cruel</font>



exactly exactly exactly.

gpub
11-09-2005, 06:09 PM
I;d have Beyonce play my party

LegendaryU2K
11-09-2005, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by gpub
I;d have Beyonce play my party

What party?

gpub
11-09-2005, 06:28 PM
My " I have a million dollars" party, foo

Shparticus
11-09-2005, 06:45 PM
Step 1.) Pay off all debts.
Step 2.) Deposit half of remainder in a high-yield savings account
Step 3.) Get right the fuck out of Madison and settle somewheres on the west coast.
Step 4.) Have a seeminly interminable succession of very good dinners

Esty
11-09-2005, 06:50 PM
I'd pay the debts off of everyone I knew and liked. Then, I'd take a vacation by myself. Someplace warm, and with a beach.

Shparticus
11-09-2005, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Esty
Someplace warm, and with a bitch.

Smoooooth.:mrpimp:

mirrar
11-09-2005, 09:22 PM
i'd rent this huge drug supplier with a heart of gold and his boys a really nice apartment. I'd take a whole bunch of my friends on vacation. And I'd get an iguana with a big cage and a tropical fishtank.

MusicMan4
11-09-2005, 09:24 PM
fund my movie

distance
11-09-2005, 09:27 PM
1,000,000 lottery tickets.

2Marlon2Brando
11-09-2005, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by sppunk


And, $48,000 in assets isn't shit.

oh boy

noyen
11-09-2005, 09:29 PM
hm. give it all away probably. then kill myself.

Luke de Spa
11-09-2005, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Krazee's Ghost
We'd move to Amsterdam and never be seen again.
is everyone in amsterdam blind or something

bardy
11-09-2005, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Lucky Day Spa

is everyone in amsterdam blind or something

no, everyone else is

Luke de Spa
11-09-2005, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by vipbrj


no, everyone else is
are you sure you've thought this through

bardy
11-09-2005, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Lucky Day Spa

are you sure you've thought this through

Yes, you can look at this from two points of view.

You are assuming amsterdam is looking at him, whereas I am assuming the world is looking at amsterdam.

Luke de Spa
11-09-2005, 09:45 PM
but that's even less amusing than my joke

why would you do that

ammy
11-09-2005, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by vipbrj


Yes, you can look at this from two points of view.

You are assuming amsterdam is looking at him, whereas I am assuming the world is looking at amsterdam.

this post made my day - try to figure out why!

Luke de Spa
11-09-2005, 09:47 PM
you want to go to amsterdam to be a dude too?

bardy
11-09-2005, 09:50 PM
oh ahah I didnt even look to see who the original poster was

my bad!

Future Boy
11-09-2005, 09:51 PM
Buy Netphoria and shut it down. We'd all be free.

Oblivious
11-09-2005, 09:58 PM
i would buy a huge piece of land either around snoqualmie, washington or somewhere in the midst of the green mountains in vermont. away from everything. i'd build a house and set it up so i could live off the grid mostly. i'd use solar energy and i'd make my own soap and i would have a goat so i could make cheese. it'd be just like little house on the prairie. except that i'd have the internet.

Shparticus
11-09-2005, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Oblivious
snoqualmie

Apparently, you'd use the money to sit around making up imaginary places all day.

Oblivious
11-09-2005, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Shparticus


Apparently, you'd use the money to sit around making up imaginary places all day.

no no! it's real! i've been there. once. i swear.

Nimrod's Son
11-09-2005, 10:21 PM
fund sean's movie