DeadSwan
01-07-2003, 12:41 PM
whatever. anything you like. i don't know anything, but i can pretend.
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View Full Version : ask me! DeadSwan 01-07-2003, 12:41 PM whatever. anything you like. i don't know anything, but i can pretend. StillBecomingApart 01-07-2003, 12:45 PM If I were the last man in the universe and you the last woman, would you had sex with me? :D (I cannot think something smarter :( ) DeadSwan 01-07-2003, 12:49 PM Originally posted by StillBecomingApart If I were the last man in the universe and you the last woman, would you had sex with me? :D (I cannot think something smarter :( ) sure! you're all foreign and junk. StillBecomingApart 01-07-2003, 12:51 PM Originally posted by DeadSwan sure! you're all foreign and junk. Human race is safe! :D The Pantsmaster 01-07-2003, 01:04 PM Originally posted by StillBecomingApart Human race is safe! :D i'm not so sure :p Mayfuck 01-07-2003, 02:19 PM What kind of car do you drive? Human Replica Droid 01-07-2003, 02:20 PM Can you rub my tummy? spa ced 01-07-2003, 05:27 PM Why are you so fake? hereisnowhy 01-07-2003, 05:28 PM Can you fake rub my tummy in the back of your car? DeadSwan 01-08-2003, 01:55 AM i don't have a car. i've been driving my parents' swanky ford escort, though :cool: i'm not so good at rubbing things...well..hmm and um. i'm not fake. i'm 100% ground beef. or something. so eat me! Best Looking Boy 01-08-2003, 01:57 AM Originally posted by DeadSwan and um. i'm not fake. i'm 100% ground beef. or something. so eat me! haha wangcomputers 01-08-2003, 02:42 AM Originally posted by StillBecomingApart Human race is safe! :D i laughed. my question is: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Shattered 01-08-2003, 02:52 AM Do you think aliens exist? Why Am I So Ugly? 01-08-2003, 02:53 AM if you fell in a pit lined with six inch spikes and spread your legs, would it hurt or feel pleasurable? Samsa 01-08-2003, 02:56 AM Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly? if you fell in a pit lined with six inch spikes and spread your legs, would it hurt or feel pleasurable? that is uncharacteristically perverted of you :noway: Disarmed 01-08-2003, 03:00 AM do you make strange animal noises when no one is around? a fistful of yen 01-08-2003, 03:01 AM Hey dead swan Why are you so cool Ketchup 01-08-2003, 03:02 AM Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly? if you fell in a pit lined with six inch spikes and spread your legs, would it hurt or feel pleasurable? lol. Samsa 01-08-2003, 03:04 AM Originally posted by Delta where did i leave my car keys? i cant find them and st. anthony isnt listening aww that is too bad. if i knew the layout of your house/apartment i could help you Ketchup 01-08-2003, 03:05 AM do you think abortion clinics are really good places to pick up loose women? aspecialkid 01-08-2003, 03:09 AM what kind of candy do you like? Shattered 01-08-2003, 03:17 AM When you get back will you answer my question about aliens first? ..And.. Why do I always hear these high pitched noises when I least expect it? Do you think it's becuz of the aliens? wangcomputers 01-08-2003, 03:28 AM Originally posted by Shattered Why do I always hear these high pitched noises when I least expect it? Do you think it's becuz of the aliens? i get that sometimes too.. maybe it's a dog whistle. :p Shattered 01-08-2003, 03:37 AM Originally posted by wangcomputers i get that sometimes too.. maybe it's a dog whistle. :p ..Naw..I don't think anyone in my town owns a dog whistle.. I say it's the aliens.. BTW..Does the high pitched ringing stop if you plug your ears real tight? DeadSwan 01-09-2003, 08:18 AM woooo. lotza stuff. kinda. sorta um. sure i think aliens exist. one time, when i was 10, i swear i saw a UFO! yeah. it was big and silver and shiny and round and moved really, really fast! it kinda scared me :/ and um. siraj...i guess it would depend on whether or not i had lube.... i don't know where your car keys are, sir. i keep mine around my wrist with a hot little telephone-cord thingy that my mom gave me with a little moose keychain that spells my name! sometimes i feel really wacky and wear it on my head like a headband! um. i like gummi bears. and fruity things. no chocolate. i don't know about the whistling thing, but sometimes my tv makes this high pitched "ping" noise when i change the channels. oo. animal noises. oh yeah. i actually have a funny story involving the discovery channel and hippos...but i guess you had to be there. they're crazy, though. they make these abrubt, low, grunting sounds that make me laugh and laugh and laugh...oh geez. and apparently puffins make the same noise, which makes them my new favorite bird! after the dead ones, that is. spa ced 01-09-2003, 06:03 PM Originally posted by DeadSwan so eat me! I don't want food poisoning. Shattered 01-09-2003, 06:41 PM Originally posted by DeadSwan i don't know about the whistling thing, but sometimes my tv makes this high pitched "ping" noise when i change the channels. I think that only happens to old tv's.. cuz yea.. my tv makes a high pitched noise also.. wangcomputers 01-09-2003, 10:38 PM i think you missed my egg-based question. c'mon, it means a lot to me ChristHimself! 01-09-2003, 10:44 PM if it's not love....... is it the bomb? is it the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together? |