How's it goin'? What're you doin' home on a Saturday night?

pretty good man, you? im gonna go out, it's still early yet

wait, my name's not jerry! FUCK YOU!!!!!!

You should stay here with me. I need someone to keep me company until my friend comes over to massage the hell out of my back.

you're such a pimp

Yeah, well now that I'm fully back in the game... :mrpimp:

But really, my back has been giving me problems lately and she's a physical therapist who also happens to be really cool and really beautiful.

aaaand yeah, that's about all you get to know of my personal life for now, Gabriel.

oh, balls

teehee.. you said 'balls'.

that's right baby.

Fucking BALLS

BALLS of justice slapping up against the ass of reality.