The Goo Goo Dolls had a #1 hit in 1998.

The Strokes are very photogenic.

[Insert band here] are really good at making bad music.

Bon Jovi is not the worst thing to come out of New Jersey.

that dude from good charlotte is banging hilary duff, but i'm not sure if that falls under the "good" category.

Everyone else hates Simple Plan as well

:cheers:

Billy Corgan... uh.. um.. hold on. Oh, wait.. he was on an episode of the Simpsons.

James Hetfield's face got burnt.

Freddie Mercury is dead.

Those guys from System of a Down have probably never murdered anyone.

i caught myself a few times singing along to don't look bakc in anger by Oasis.

Le Arse Ulrich will die, one day.

Originally posted by Sonic Johnny
Freddie Mercury is dead. :rofl:

Rush can play their instruments very well.

Eminem was good five years ago.

U2 is not lacking in confidence.

Originally posted by velouria
Those guys from System of a Down have probably never murdered anyone.

You have murdered, though.. my heart! </3

Bush has yet to make my ears bleed.

creed broke up

they don't play puddle of mud anymore

At least Coldplay aren't Travis.

at least Green Day dont sing about blowing themselves up anymore

Bjork was probably fuckable 15 years ago

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Bjork was probably fuckable 15 years ago

Pearl Jam's bass player is pretty good.

Fred Durst helped millions express their anger and hatred towards everything

Originally posted by I'm Hardcore
at least Green Day dont sing about blowing themselves up anymore

they also seem pretty affable in interviews.

Playing Dave Matthews songs on guitar will probably get you laid.

KISS could perform a live show without getting their makeup messed up.

Rush has a good drummer

Pearl Jam are very cool to their fans.
U2 have sold a lot of records.
Radiohead have done very well for themselves, financially.
Kurt Cobain stopped making music.

Wallflowers' cover of Heroes has surely made few kids check out the original.

The Insane Clown Posse fucking SUCK.

Nickelback are good at sucking balls. I couldn't think of anything better. :(

Originally posted by Dead
Nickelback are good at sucking balls. I couldn't think of anything better. :(

couldn't you have twisted the canada angle into something vaguely positive? they are candian right??????

i don't have Belle & Sebastian on record as saying that Hitler was pretty cool and the Nazis had some good ideas

Originally posted by celluloid_love
The Insane Clown Posse fucking SUCK. :rofl:

Originally posted by dean moriaty

couldn't you have twisted the canada angle into something vaguely positive? they are candian right??????
That would just be rubbing in the fact that those ball suckers come from Canada.

I COULD say that they didn't sell out and move to LA but I don't know for sure that they didn't.

I have respect for bands like OLP and Barenaked Ladies who stay here. Freakin Bryan Adams...

The Killers don't eat live kittens on stage on tuesdays.

The lead singer of the Killers looks like a dumb fuck?

Bryan Adams has probably been played at thousands of weddings.

Clay Aiken did not star in a movie called "From Clay to Ruben".

Originally posted by dean moriaty


couldn't you have twisted the canada angle into something vaguely positive? they are candian right?????? yeah dead come on, there are still more than 2 and half provinces between you and them.

Dashboard Confessional is pretty funny.

the fact that HIM have managed to get thousands of idiotic goths to get heartagram tatoos and actually consider "love metal" a real genre makes me laugh whenever i think of it.

Originally posted by Sonic Johnny
the fact that HIM have managed to get thousands of idiotic goths to get heartagram tatoos and actually consider "love metal" a real genre makes me laugh whenever i think of it. the funny thing is you look a bit like HIM.

I never have to look at the Gorillaz

Franz Ferdinand does not live near me.

50 Cent is really rich.

Paul Wall has friends who appear to be nice to him

all of the members of Opeth and Dream Theater will die, eventually.

Joe Satriani is really good at guitar.




y'know... for a bald guy.

Mogwai has the ability to make 3 notes last 16 minutes

:(

Originally posted by LittleWing
Mogwai has the ability to make 3 notes last 16 minutes
i know only three mogwai songs that are as long or longer than that.

Originally posted by RopeyLopey
the funny thing is you look a bit like HIM.

demonstrateplz.

Originally posted by Rockin' Cherub

i know only three mogwai songs that are as long or longer than that.

yeah umm... I don't think he's taking that into consideration, considering I can't think of a mogwai song comprised of 3 notes either .. but yeah..

kaiser chiefs' success offer profound hope to all struggling musicians

Originally posted by Sonic Johnny


demonstrateplz. oh I apologize - I have mistaken that pic where we posted look-a-likes from that picture webpage for what you really look like.

Slipknot technically make good pop songs.

Originally posted by RopeyLopey
oh I apologize - I have mistaken that pic where we posted look-a-likes from that picture webpage for what you really look like.

lolz.

Originally posted by ZackZ
Playing Dave Matthews songs on guitar will probably get you laid.

More to the point, doing so will allow you to enjoy some reasonably interesting guitar work, as well as providing some decent practice with syncopation and fret-hand flexibility, without having to actually listen to Dave Matthews' voice. On the downside, you may have to fight the temptation to grimace and do the mashed potato.

Originally posted by Deege
Pearl Jam are very cool to their fans.
U2 have sold a lot of records.
Radiohead have done very well for themselves, financially.
Kurt Cobain stopped making music.

Wow, you're so alternative and edgy.

status quo don't take themselves too seriously

I once heard the beginning of a Jet song that sounded almost exactly like the intro for the Rolling Stones' Honky Tonk Woman. For the fifteen or so seconds before I realized it was actually a Jet song, I didn't wish death upon the band and everyone associated with them.

Originally posted by pale blue eyes
I once heard the beginning of a Jet song that sounded almost exactly like the intro for the Rolling Stones' Honky Tonk Woman. For the fifteen or so seconds before I realized it was actually a Jet song, I didn't wish death upon the band and everyone associated with them.

what about the one that sounds exactly like the intro for Iggy Pop's Lust For Life?