View Full Version : God hates the bible belt


beef curtains
09-21-2005, 05:25 PM
discuss

pink_ribbon_scars
09-21-2005, 05:27 PM
Most of the people I knew in Kentucky were Christians who acted in a very unChrist-like manner. I would not be suprised if He was disappointed.

But I don't believe in that kind of God so disregard me.

bardy
09-21-2005, 05:28 PM
God hates beef curtains

FasterThanFate
09-21-2005, 05:29 PM
One of my friends growing up had a cousin from somewhere around there. It was hilarious because he came up here on vacation once, and and time he had what he called an 'impure thought," he would sit on the porch reading the bible for over an hour!

That guy was a freak.

bardy
09-21-2005, 05:30 PM
so whats technically the bible belt?

I live in a weird liberal community nestled in a southern baptist region

Nimrod's Son
09-21-2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by vipbrj
God hates beef curtains Jesus was delivered through beef curtains without the need for a penis in conception

God hates penis

Nimrod's Son
09-21-2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by vipbrj
God hates beef curtains Jesus was delivered through beef curtains without the need for a penis in conception

God hates penis

pink_ribbon_scars
09-21-2005, 05:32 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Belt

wHATcOLOR
09-21-2005, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
God hates penis

how can this be true if Paul Hem is god?

pink_ribbon_scars
09-21-2005, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by big white horse hung


how can this be true if Paul Hem is god?

his penis must be a terrible burden to bear

(though he bares it quite well)

beef curtains
09-21-2005, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
Most of the people I knew in Kentucky were Christians who acted in a very unChrist-like manner. I would not be suprised if He was disappointed.

But I don't believe in that kind of God so disregard me.

all aboard the bus to islam ??

mxzombie
09-21-2005, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Belt i just made it, i'm just outside of the border

neopryn
09-21-2005, 05:38 PM
woah i didn't know it came up that high. i'm just outside

bardy
09-21-2005, 06:01 PM
oh well I guess it makes sense that I'm in the bible belt since Jerry Falwell is closeby

ravenguy2000
09-21-2005, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by vipbrj
oh well I guess it makes sense that I'm in the bible belt since Jerry Falwell is closeby

plus he's fat and stuff...so his belt is really big...like a big bible belt. or something.

ahem.

pink_ribbon_scars
09-21-2005, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by beef curtains


all aboard the bus to islam ??

i'm into satan nowadays

Swuggie83
09-21-2005, 07:07 PM
<font color="#0080ff">Catholicism, etc... and I thought I was pessimistic.</font color>

noir cat
09-21-2005, 07:57 PM
The kind of God the Bible belt created didn't hate them, so your subject title is invalid. To them.

But there is no god, at least not the way we think of it, probably, so it's all just speculative.