View Full Version : Oh yeah? Well now this is happening. *boots dog off bridge*


MusicMan4
09-05-2005, 02:52 PM
That's how I roll.

ammy
09-05-2005, 02:54 PM
<img src="http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/monsterdog.jpg">

ZackZ
09-05-2005, 02:54 PM
I hope you don't actually like that movie.

MusicMan4
09-05-2005, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by ZackZ
I hope you don't actually like that movie.

its probably the funniest movie i've ever seen

i cant believe how late i am to this
neopryns becoming the teacher

wHATcOLOR
09-05-2005, 03:29 PM
what movie? it sounds pretty funny

Nimrod's Son
09-05-2005, 06:02 PM
make sure you see the other DVD

Eulogy
09-05-2005, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
make sure you see the other DVD

what he said

The bank scene is priceless. As is Champ's confessing his love for Ron. oh man.

tootsie
09-05-2005, 06:05 PM
hee. great scene. i love that its obviously a stuffed animal.

BeautifulLoser
09-05-2005, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey


its probably the funniest movie i've ever seen


Seen 40 Year Old Virgin yet?

tootsie
09-05-2005, 06:07 PM
40 year old virgin was good, but anchorman was funnier.

MusicMan4
09-05-2005, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by BeautifulLoser


Seen 40 Year Old Virgin yet?

I put my picture into an aging program and jumped it forward 18 years

BeautifulLoser
09-05-2005, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by tootsie
40 year old virgin was good, but anchorman was funnier.

I dunno. I need to watch fyov again, I've only seen it once, whereas I watch Anchorman damn near every week...

But I think I laughed more at fyov.

BeautifulLoser
09-05-2005, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey


I put my picture into an aging program and jumped it forward 18 years

:D

V.I. sucks!!!!!
09-05-2005, 06:21 PM
the anchorman appreciation and that 40 year old virgin joke were unwanted blasts from the past

MusicMan4
09-05-2005, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by V.I. sucks!!!!!
the anchorman appreciation and that 40 year old virgin joke were unwanted blasts from the past

give me a break i didnt post for a month

JACKFRUITAUTO
09-05-2005, 07:30 PM
Sean Casey That's how I roll.

BROSEPH!!!

ChristHimself!
09-06-2005, 05:44 AM
Ok I finally watched it all the way through after the wife gave up on it half way last time.. it's pretty funny but not amazing.. probably better than dodgeball was but not a patch on zoolander for me... I'd say one of my favourite bits is the ben stiller cameo "como esta, bitches!?!" I don't want to come off sounding like I love ben stiller but that just tickled me. I think Will Ferrell's humour is just uber american or something, so I don't 'get it' as much.. the way the evil peter kay's 'comedy' is uber lancashire....and ricky gervais' comedy is uber shite.

BlueStar
09-06-2005, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by tootsie
anchorman was funnier.

I failed to find the funny.

2Marlon2Brando
09-06-2005, 09:40 AM
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G9ELPHo9m0EJ:207.150.192.12/temp/edgevolt/hvmedia/previews/anchor.jpg> "What the hell, bro?"
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:txAynBUEFh8J:msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Newsweek/Photos/mag/040503_Issue/040424_MoviesAnchorman_hu.hmedium.jpg> "Hello, neighbor."
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G9ELPHo9m0EJ:207.150.192.12/temp/edgevolt/hvmedia/previews/anchor.jpg> "Did you just throw a burrito out your window, huh?"
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:txAynBUEFh8J:msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Newsweek/Photos/mag/040503_Issue/040424_MoviesAnchorman_hu.hmedium.jpg> "I believe I did."
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G9ELPHo9m0EJ:207.150.192.12/temp/edgevolt/hvmedia/previews/anchor.jpg> "What, are you high or something? Did you see what happened?"
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:txAynBUEFh8J:msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Newsweek/Photos/mag/040503_Issue/040424_MoviesAnchorman_hu.hmedium.jpg> "I did see. That was a terrific little spill. That's quite a rasberry."
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G9ELPHo9m0EJ:207.150.192.12/temp/edgevolt/hvmedia/previews/anchor.jpg> "That's my chopper you just thrashed, Broseph."

2Marlon2Brando
09-06-2005, 09:40 AM
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:txAynBUEFh8J:msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Newsweek/Photos/mag/040503_Issue/040424_MoviesAnchorman_hu.hmedium.jpg> "Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?"
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G9ELPHo9m0EJ:207.150.192.12/temp/edgevolt/hvmedia/previews/anchor.jpg> "I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!"
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:txAynBUEFh8J:msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Newsweek/Photos/mag/040503_Issue/040424_MoviesAnchorman_hu.hmedium.jpg> "If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here."
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G9ELPHo9m0EJ:207.150.192.12/temp/edgevolt/hvmedia/previews/anchor.jpg> "You destroyed the onlything I love. All right? There it is. What do you love?"
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:txAynBUEFh8J:msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Newsweek/Photos/mag/040503_Issue/040424_MoviesAnchorman_hu.hmedium.jpg> "I love poetry and a glass of Scotch and, of course, my friend Baxter here."
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G9ELPHo9m0EJ:207.150.192.12/temp/edgevolt/hvmedia/previews/anchor.jpg> "Well, guess what. Now this is happening. (He picks up the dog and carries him to the edge of the bridge)"
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:txAynBUEFh8J:msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Newsweek/Photos/mag/040503_Issue/040424_MoviesAnchorman_hu.hmedium.jpg> "Excuse me. Excuse me. What are you doing?"
<img src=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G9ELPHo9m0EJ:207.150.192.12/temp/edgevolt/hvmedia/previews/anchor.jpg> "(He kicks the dog off the brigde into the river) That's how I roll."

wHATcOLOR
09-06-2005, 09:42 AM
thanks marlon brando

Trotskilicious
09-06-2005, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by BlueStar


I failed to find the funny.

Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

ChristHimself!
09-06-2005, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Trotskilicious


Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

LOL this bit was good too, what is it he hits out with right before this?

Trotskilicious
09-06-2005, 11:40 AM
Lamp. I love lamp.

Trotskilicious
09-06-2005, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds


LOL this bit was good too, what is it he hits out with right before this?

"hits out with"?

I am a man. I built the Eiffel Tower out of steel and brawn. You're just a woman with a small brain. A brain a third the size of us.

It's science.

ChristHimself!
09-06-2005, 11:42 AM
"hits out with" means "says" basically

Trotskilicious
09-06-2005, 11:42 AM
I guessed right!

ChristHimself!
09-06-2005, 11:43 AM
I was thinking of "You are a smelly pirate hooker! "

Trotskilicious
09-06-2005, 11:47 AM
Yeah. The insult fights are so great in that movie. I'm fairly certain that every time Steve Carrell said something he made me laugh.

I recently saw this too and I think it's one of the best comedies in the last 10 years. Probably the funniest thing to me since Office Space. In the words of Will Ferrell himself, "this is the most ridiculous thing ever."

neopryn
09-06-2005, 11:54 AM
:)

Trotskilicious
09-06-2005, 11:55 AM
WHAMMY!

neopryn
09-06-2005, 11:57 AM
It's a pungent scent. Stings the nostrils....Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, it smells like pure gasoline.

neopryn
09-06-2005, 12:00 PM
It's an optical illusion actually. It's the pleats.

Nimrod's Son
09-06-2005, 12:01 PM
Champ Kind: I love you, Ron.
[pause]
Champ Kind: I said I love you, Ron.
[pause]
Champ Kind: Why is everyone ignoring me? I love you, Ron! And I think we should adopt a child together in Vermont! Answer me!
Ron Burgundy: Um... so... uh... the... the car's running great.
Brian Fantana: Hm? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Ron Burgundy: Take it for a tune-up?
Brian Fantana: Yeah.
Ron Burgundy: Uh-huh.
Brian Fantana: Changed the oil...
Ron Burgundy: Good!
Brian Fantana: And, uh...
Champ Kind: [shouts] Answer me! Ron! Ron, I know you heard me. I love you... and I want to be with you... like men. I want to be inside you. I want you inside me.
Brian Fantana: All right, anybody's up for the radio?
Ron Burgundy: I would love to hear the radio.
Brick Tamland: Yeah.
Champ Kind: [shouts] No radio! I have something to say to Ron! You know I've had feelings for you for a long time! We'd be good together, Ron, I-I-I'm a good cook. Uh... do you like your feet rubbed? I'll bet you do. I'll-I'll rub 'em, and, uh, maybe we could get married in a ceremony presided over by Roger Staubach - I already called him last week, I hope that's okay with you.
Ron Burgundy: Mexican food on me?
Brian Fantana: Hey, that sounds good.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, burrito!
Ron Burgundy: Okay.
Champ Kind: Say it! Say "Champ Burgundy," say it!
Brick Tamland: Tostada!
Ron Burgundy: Uh, tostadas would be great!
Champ Kind: [shouts] I am in love with Ron Burgundy! I'm always thinking about you, Ron! I have dream journals about you - filled pages! When I make love to women, I close my eyes and think of you when I finish! Ron Burgundy is in love with me!
[sings]
Champ Kind: "Ron Burgundy and Champion Kind, oh, let's... be so beautiful together, running in the grass, in the summer and the fall, and winter time too..."

Nimrod's Son
09-06-2005, 12:02 PM
Jess Moondragon: Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh?
Ron Burgundy: [laughs] She's a giving lady!
Jess Moondragon: Yeah.
Ron Burgundy: Mother Nature, she is.
Jess Moondragon: She didn't even bother to put on makeup!
[they laugh]
Jess Moondragon: You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her.
Ron Burgundy: Mm! She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature.
Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Still, to... feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and... my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt... you get my drift, friend?
Ron Burgundy: Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors.
Jess Moondragon: I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and... wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok ...
Ron Burgundy: All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable.
Jess Moondragon: Sorry, Ron, I... Mother Nature does that to me.

mxzombie
09-06-2005, 12:13 PM
i feel like i'm the only person who didn't think that scene with champ declaring his love for ron was that funny

Trotskilicious
09-06-2005, 12:14 PM
Jess = Fred Willard?

neopryn
09-06-2005, 12:16 PM
i feel like i'm the only person who thinks that brick, while funny, was the weakest of the four

mxzombie
09-06-2005, 12:16 PM
where are the leaves, anyway? i feel like i'm in hell.

Nimrod's Son
09-06-2005, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Trotskilicious
Jess = Fred Willard? Willard was Ed Harken

Moondragon was only in Wake Up, Ron Burgundy

neopryn
09-06-2005, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Trotskilicious
Jess = Fred Willard? nah, in the bonus movie there's a scene where he goes back and talks to his mentor who is played by someone noteworthy i think but i can't remember.

nevermind

Trotskilicious
09-06-2005, 12:17 PM
Do any of you dog owners identify with:

"You took a crap in the refridgerator and ate the entire cheese wheel? My goodness. I'm not even mad. I'm actually impressed!"

Nimrod's Son
09-06-2005, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by neopryn
i feel like i'm the only person who thinks that brick, while funny, was the weakest of the four Fantana was the weakest.

Trotskilicious
09-06-2005, 12:18 PM
Brick made me laugh ever time. Especially when the three of them would yell "NEWS TEAM!" and brick would scream "OKAAAAAAY!">

neopryn
09-06-2005, 12:19 PM
no way.

i tried to get an interview with her but they said, no, she's a live bear, she will literally rip your face off.

2Marlon2Brando
09-06-2005, 12:23 PM
did anyone read that diary/calendar that came with the bonus dvd. that was pretty awesome

Nimrod's Son
09-06-2005, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
did anyone read that diary/calendar that came with the bonus dvd. that was pretty awesome yeah i read that

2Marlon2Brando
09-06-2005, 01:26 PM
<b>THE MANY MONTHS OF BURGUNDY</b>

<b>January</b>
shave chest hairs into shape of a battle ship
look up that cute asian lady's skirt at the DMV
can i crush a tennis ball in my palm? saw someone do it on tv. want to give it a try

<b>February</b>
learn more about ships
talk to champ about his excessive drinking. find out how he does it so well

<b>March</b>
want to have sex on a submarine
story on ninjas would be cool
admiral burgundy
sgt. burgundy
lord burgundy
dame burgundy
mayor burgundy
ronald mcdonald burgundy

<b>April</b>
time to buy a falcon?
what does "hola" mean

<b>May</b>
had bad oysters, got sick and wrecked my car. then got more oysters, ate them and got sick again. sometimes i am such a typical scorpio
got to stop crying

<b>June</b>
Mr. Danton "you go near my daughter again i'll cut your head off" - call to straighten out

<b>July</b>
you stay classy san diego...or else
stay classy san diego and for those of you who dont, well then, burn in hell

<b>August</b>
get that ham out of the car
start using the phrase "keep on truckin" in casual conversation

<b>September</b>
find out if baxter can get a passport
find out if im rich or just well off

<b>October</b>
tea with baxter 11am
start smoking more ive been slacking
find out who the guy is who powders my nipples (im starting to think he doesnt work for the station)

<b>November</b>
help brick find his apartment
story idea: why dont restaurants serve apples anymore

<b>December</b>
7am - wake up to go to the bathroom and smoke. then go back to sleep
1pm - wake up for real
buy a flare gun. you never know
eat more bacon
remember to take time to appreciate north dakota. theyre working their asses off down there

<b>story ideas</b>
rabbits: pet or food?
where are all the black people?
whats the final verdict? are wolf men real or not?
why are gravy fries so delicious? (a 3 part series)
no more bad stories about america (we're america for cripes sakes)
what if we did half the news broadcast on a CB radio
i never mind seeing a lady dressed like an Egyptian. never

BeautifulLoser
09-06-2005, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Trotskilicious


Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

Smelly pirate hooker.

BeautifulLoser
09-06-2005, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds
I was thinking of "You are a smelly pirate hooker! "

Fuck! I should have refreshed after this morning to see if anyone else replied. That's what I get for opening something and replying hours later. :mad:

BeautifulLoser
09-06-2005, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Champ Kind: I love you, Ron.
[pause]
Champ Kind: I said I love you, Ron.
[pause]
Champ Kind: Why is everyone ignoring me? I love you, Ron! And I think we should adopt a child together in Vermont! Answer me!
Ron Burgundy: Um... so... uh... the... the car's running great.
Brian Fantana: Hm? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Ron Burgundy: Take it for a tune-up?
Brian Fantana: Yeah.
Ron Burgundy: Uh-huh.
Brian Fantana: Changed the oil...
Ron Burgundy: Good!
Brian Fantana: And, uh...
Champ Kind: [shouts] Answer me! Ron! Ron, I know you heard me. I love you... and I want to be with you... like men. I want to be inside you. I want you inside me.
Brian Fantana: All right, anybody's up for the radio?
Ron Burgundy: I would love to hear the radio.
Brick Tamland: Yeah.
Champ Kind: [shouts] No radio! I have something to say to Ron! You know I've had feelings for you for a long time! We'd be good together, Ron, I-I-I'm a good cook. Uh... do you like your feet rubbed? I'll bet you do. I'll-I'll rub 'em, and, uh, maybe we could get married in a ceremony presided over by Roger Staubach - I already called him last week, I hope that's okay with you.
Ron Burgundy: Mexican food on me?
Brian Fantana: Hey, that sounds good.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, burrito!
Ron Burgundy: Okay.
Champ Kind: Say it! Say "Champ Burgundy," say it!
Brick Tamland: Tostada!
Ron Burgundy: Uh, tostadas would be great!
Champ Kind: [shouts] I am in love with Ron Burgundy! I'm always thinking about you, Ron! I have dream journals about you - filled pages! When I make love to women, I close my eyes and think of you when I finish! Ron Burgundy is in love with me!
[sings]
Champ Kind: "Ron Burgundy and Champion Kind, oh, let's... be so beautiful together, running in the grass, in the summer and the fall, and winter time too..."

Oh fuck :rofl:

Varien
09-06-2005, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
That's how I roll.

I love that man.

MusicMan4
09-06-2005, 06:32 PM
champ kind was the worst

there is no way brian fantana was the worst of the group.

you ladies play your cards right and you'll get to meet the whole gang

Nimrod's Son
09-06-2005, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
champ kind was the worst

there is no way brian fantana was the worst of the group.

you ladies play your cards right and you'll get to meet the whole gang Champ was the best part of Wake Up. I guess I softened to him then.

MusicMan4
09-06-2005, 06:33 PM
he definitely had the worst name in the movie

Nimrod's Son
09-06-2005, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Sean Casey
he definitely had the worst name in the movie how can you hate a sports guy named "Champion"?