.. and she looks almost exactly like Bridget Wilson circa Billy Madison.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/170927.jpg

but did you get head?

Originally posted by Sonic Johnny
but did you get head? not yet

I would befriend her and get to know her.

Originally posted by Fathoms (unadored)
I would befriend her and get to know her.

No you wouldn't.

Originally posted by Mayfuck


No you wouldn't.

quiet you.

Originally posted by Fathoms (unadored)
I would befriend her and get to know her.

so that you may eventually get head, right?

Originally posted by Fathoms (unadored)
I would befriend her and get to know her. that's better than my original plan of punching her in the face and slashing her tires

thanks dude

woah. this is awesome!

Originally posted by Jerome
woah. this is awesome!
yeah. even if she's got a boyfriend or is insane enough not to take off her clothes for me, she may have friends

yeah, at this point, it seems to be all positives. i'm happy for you man!

Originally posted by Jerome
yeah, at this point, it seems to be all positives. i'm happy for you man! don't put the cart before the whores man

whores up front. roger, that

not bad... i envy you for your eventual blowjob

Originally posted by Jerome
whores up front. roger, that that was a pun dude

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
that's better than my original plan of punching her in the face and slashing her tires

thanks dude

haha

huh?

My neighbours look like a couple of fuckin monte's.

Originally posted by blackfaerie
huh? neighbors are people who live close to you

so anyway I just had lunch with my new neighbor

i made some grilled chicken sandwiches wrapped in ham and swiss

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
neighbors are people who live close to you

so anyway I just had lunch with my new neighbor

i made some grilled chicken sandwiches wrapped in ham and swiss

you're CHEATING on me?!

Originally posted by blackfaerie


you're CHEATING on me?!
i cheat on any girl that doesn't put out to me

a guy has needs you know

but to answer your question it's not cheating to have lunch

unless your lunch was her vagina

who can resist a fish taco?

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

i cheat on any girl that doesn't put out to me

a guy has needs you know

but to answer your question it's not cheating to have lunch

i can't put out while i'm 983475893175878396 miles away.

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not this guy

Originally posted by blackfaerie


i can't put out while i'm 983475893175878396 miles away.

i bet his new neighbor can

Originally posted by ammy
who can resist a fish taco?


hahahaha. i just can't come up with something witty for this.

Originally posted by Orenthal James


i bet his new neighbor can and she isnt even that far away, so it would be easier

Originally posted by blackfaerie



hahahaha. i just can't come up with something witty for this.

dsan really likes them, but i haven't tried one yet! someday i hope to

Originally posted by Orenthal James
and she isnt even that far away, so it would be easier

thanks for reminding me.

Originally posted by ammy


dsan really likes them, but i haven't tried one yet! someday i hope to just have him not shower for like three days and then lick the crevices where his balls meet the inside of his thighs. they smell the same, so it should taste the same.

Originally posted by ammy


dsan really likes them, but i haven't tried one yet! someday i hope to


hahahaha, i can't do this.

i've had one kind but not the other. if i had had both, this would be easier.

Originally posted by blackfaerie


thanks for reminding me. we all have our problems that we have to work through.

i pray for your strength

Originally posted by blackfaerie


i can't put out while i'm 983475893175878396 miles away. you had your chance

you were in my house and naked

i mean what more do you need

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
you had your chance

you were in my house and naked

i mean what more do you need

to not have 2 other people there.

and to not have to catch a plane?

sex is gay.

Originally posted by blackfaerie


to not have 2 other people there.

and to not have to catch a plane? what about one other person

what if she is my neighbor

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
what about one other person

what if she is my neighbor

alright. that's cool.

are we drinking beforehand?

I can practically smell the hormones in this thread through the internet.

MUSK

Originally posted by blackfaerie


alright. that's cool.

are we drinking beforehand? if all goes according to plan we'll even be drinking during

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
if all goes according to plan we'll even be drinking during

rock on.

will you make me ribs?

Originally posted by blackfaerie


rock on.

will you make me ribs?
I'll even let you pick between beef or pork, wet or dry rub

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

I'll even let you pick between beef or pork, wet or dry rub

i want ribs so bad right now.